just found a PUBE in my drink

just add a ice CUBE

Thats a good CURE

It's a little bit too CUTE.

CUTS it off

CUTS it off

What, his NUTS?

yeah they were crawling with NITS

they were crawling with NITS

BITS and bobs

i like TITS, small or large

They have me in FITS....

everyone here - except me - has smelly PITS!!

I have hairy MITS as well....

i think you are moving with NITS as well!

Time to get some hair NETS then.

Time to get some hair NETS then.

hornet's NEST

It cost him 1000 baht NETT.

It cost him 1000 baht NETT.

the SETT of the badger

Did he have a SEAT on the plane?

You can't BEAT having a seat on the plane

just remember to always wear your BELT

Yes it is BEST to do that

for once you don't JEST

Only JUST

the belts can be a problem if you have a large BUST

And if you don't wear your belt and you crash you'll just be DUST and bones.

and no longer having lots of beauties LUST after you

Your soul will be LOST forever.

i would not like to LOSE that

They will have to HOSE you off the road.

i live in HOPE

I just hope you don't fall down a HOLE.