"Very, very unlucky!": Python in toilet bites Thai woman on the bottom

[atyclb]

Could have been worse or better had the snake made its way into a crack or crevice to hide in.

[MortyOslo]

3 hours ago, masuk said:

I'll wager that there are few overstayers in that block of toilets!

BURMESE pythons, with no valid VISAs..  ?

 

[Katia]

1 hour ago, sawadee1947 said:

probably your cojones would be the first hanging parts to enjoy for the Python, isn't it?

Mine? 'Fraid not.

 

 

 

 

[wvavin]

As for me, I will kill any snakes that appear in front of me! 

[GTgrizzly]

2 hours ago, gaff said:

is there antivenin available for python ?

Not required Gaff

They are non venimous

[sammieuk1]

My Mrs has the same problem every morning a huge snake bearing down on her but quickly disappears very fast these days then also can't easily be found rejection can be an instant snake killer?

[Whyamiandwhatamidoinghere]

Can a snake get infected with HIV then pass it on to other ass bit victims? 

[killala]

Bloody brilliant!  Remember reading about a Malay that got bitten on the balls by a venomous lad  last year, he lost all his tackle in order to save his life! 

[oobar]

1 hour ago, wgdanson said:

A python is a non-venomous snake with only small teeth which will give no more than a couple of pin pricks. No anti-venom needed. 

A couple of pin pricks?  Get real.  A girl I know squatted one night to pee in the backyard of her Nonthaburi home, and a three-meter python struck her in the calf.  It looked like she had been mauled by a pit bull.  The scars she carries are huge.

[observer90210]

There are surely some ways to secure the sanitary plumbing with a net or similar, that enables only the waste to pass out and prevents a snake to squeeze in.

[sawadee1947]

2 hours ago, spidermike007 said:

Always a good idea to look into the toilet before sitting down

well, you're right. Always good to know about predecessors.....ark

[toofarnorth]

3 hours ago, gaff said:

is there antivenin available for python ?

The snake bit the woman , not the woman bit the snake !

[toofarnorth]

I think her name should be ' Aeee ! Holyclap '

[Gracas]

Good snakes turned bad.

Once they get a taste of a young ladies arse there is no going back to mice and rats.

[Tug]

Probably pissed off getting a turd dropped on its head

[jenny2017]

Named only as "Ae" she tried to grab the unwelcome visitor that then bit her on her left hand and disappeared into the depths below.

 

  Don't grab snakes, methinks. 

[David Walden]

3 hours ago, spidermike007 said:

Always a good idea to look into the toilet before sitting down, in the tropics. This woman was actually quite fortunate. Heard a story about a Western woman, visiting Chiang Mai years ago. She went to the toilet in the middle of the night, and sat down. Before she knew it a large gekko bit her in a very sensitive area. Her husband wrestled with the beast and finally got it off. She started bleeding profusely and he rushed her to the hospital. From what I heard, she bled out on the way. Not a pretty story. But a good lesson on how to properly sit on a toilet in this part of the world. 

This news item is about a Thai lady being bitten on the bottom and they are showing us a photograph of the toilet? 

[atyclb]

2 hours ago, sammieuk1 said:

My Mrs has the same problem every morning a huge snake bearing down on her but quickly disappears very fast these days then also can't easily be found rejection can be an instant snake killer?

 

 

not rejection, you suffer from "old cow new cow syndrome"  it is treatable though.

[bristolgeoff]

you would  not expect that really , the thai lady was lucky it was only the bum that got bitten

[The Deerhunter]

9 hours ago, bluesofa said:

Hmm, yes you would. If it only bit you on the arse, then you'd still have your cojones intact.

 

 I think he meant his metaphorical cojones!  555 anyway.  Good reply, though.

[Lacessit]

Life is full of disappointments for TV members. No photos of the affected area.

[Development at Khaoyai]

Hope she recovers quickly !  Yes, there is an anti-venom !

[cardinalblue]

Did the snake get a good piece of ass?

[gaff]

4 hours ago, atyclb said:

Could have been worse or better had the snake made its way into a crack or crevice to hide in.

 

Then she would have kept it secret...

 

 

[maximillian]

12 hours ago, Katia said:

Not gonna lie... if a python came out of my toilet and bit me on the arse, I would have neither the composure nor the cojones (is there a Thai slang equivalent?) to then try to grab the thing...

 

 

When the teeth of the phyton are stuck in your arse, you sure will have to do something.

 

I would just get up from the toilet seat (if I could) pulling the attached snake behind me, then, when my bottom is outside the bathroom, i'd squeeze the snake's neck between the door and the door frame.

[whaleboneman]

5 hours ago, wvavin said:

As for me, I will kill any snakes that appear in front of me! 

But this snake came from behind.

[gaff]

1 hour ago, whaleboneman said:

But this snake came from behind.

 

This is what my girlfriend could say ! (and often says !)

 

?

 

 

[cyberfarang]

That snake was lucky to have bitten a young women on the ass.

 

I`d have to pay to do that.

[Damrongsak]

11 hours ago, spidermike007 said:

Always a good idea to look into the toilet before sitting down, in the tropics. ...

40-some years ago, there was a New Zealander who was a monk in Loei I visited a few times.  Phra Tom.  He used the squatter one night and one of those huge centipedes got in his robe and stung him in the nether region.  Apparently a very painful experience.  ( The current governor of Loei remembers him, as he was a little monk at the same temple at the time.)

 

"Ae" :  Now the call her "AeeeEEE!"

[KonKorat]

Very very unlucky!for the snake?