There was a guy struggling to come up with a costume to wear to a big fancy costume party.

Then he had a bright idea. When the host opened the door he found the guy standing there with no shirt or socks on. “What the hell are you supposed to be?” The host asked.

He answered “A premature ejaculation. I just came in my pants!”

There was a guy struggling to come up with a costume to wear to a big fancy costume party.

 

Then he had a bright idea. When the host opened the door he found the guy standing there naked with a condom over his nose.  “What the hell are you supposed to be?” The host asked.

 

He answered "f c u k nose" 

Absolutely amazing and deeply moving story of an Aussie woman's bravery with a tiny .22 calibre pistol yet they are like a mosquito bite to a big croc.     
                  
A Darwin woman, Beverly Thompson, 38, has stopped a crocodile attack using a small .22 calibre Ruger pistol.  This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator.
 
Here's her story in her own words: 
 
"While walking along the edge of a lake near my house in the Zuccoli Village Estate near Darwin discussing a property settlement with my soon-to-be ex-husband, and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 3.5metre crocodile which suddenly emerged from the murky water.    It began charging us with its large jaws wide open.

 

 She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive.  If I had not had my little Ruger .22 calibre pistol with me, I wouldn't be here today!" said Beverly. 

“Just one shot to my estranged husband's kneecap was all it took.   The croc got him easily, and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.   The amount I saved in lawyer's fees was really incredible - and his life insurance was also a big bonus!.”

 

My Ex is Attracted to older men

 

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, oxo1947 said:

 

My Ex is Attracted to older men

 

 

 

 

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Dead men on dead trees...

15 minutes ago, tomazbodner said:

Dead men on dead trees...

 

Not made from trees🤓