On 1/12/2026 at 5:08 PM, Yellowtail said:

Missed the humor here 🤔

4 hours ago, Crossy said:

No mate, Luton Airport!

And for those who have no flipping idea what the flip we are on about!

https://youtu.be/BuGUrUqHcSA

Ya beat me to it "fellow Brit of a certain age!" 😉(Lorraine Chase was the lady's name)

5 hours ago, ravip said:

Missed the humor here 🤔

Yet you thought this was funny:

1 hour ago, Yellowtail said:

Yet you thought this was funny:

Sick minds interpret differently.

NEW TRAIN BUFFET POLICY : Visitors to the proudly traditional Butterleigh & Mossford Heritage Railway were left confused, under caffeinated and emotionally challenged this weekend after the buffet car introduced what management are calling a “Back to Proper Drinks” policy.

The new rules strictly prohibit oat milk, almond milk, caramel syrup, vanilla foam, iced anything and “all beverages that require explaining,” leaving passengers with a simple choice between tea strong enough to frighten small mammals and coffee described by staff as “brown and honest.”

The policy is being firmly enforced by buffet volunteer Brenda Hawkins, 68, who has run the tea urn with quiet authority since 1997 and considers modern coffee trends “a phase that will pass once everyone has a proper biscuit.”

“We do tea,” Brenda said, folding her arms defensively beside the kettle. “If you want milk, it comes from a cow. If you want flavours, there’s a digestive biscuit. That’s the system.”

More here: -

https://www.facebook.com/heritagerailways/posts/pfbid02nMG3QCBe7s2kQSCjwiZxe3b8wvNW6XPqRQRDTK6iD5r6gpL7nopiLLb9BTz1K23cl#

On 1/14/2026 at 10:29 AM, ballpoint said:

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

To hang up the picture you only need one nail!

(the old ones are sometimes the best)

13 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

6 hours ago, VocalNeal said:

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

To hang up the picture you only need one nail!

(the old ones are sometimes the best)

Any more like that and you'll get slung out of the Easter Parade. 🤗

10 hours ago, Crossy said:

NEW TRAIN BUFFET POLICY : Visitors to the proudly traditional Butterleigh & Mossford Heritage Railway were left confused, under caffeinated and emotionally challenged this weekend after the buffet car introduced what management are calling a “Back to Proper Drinks” policy.

The new rules strictly prohibit oat milk, almond milk, caramel syrup, vanilla foam, iced anything and “all beverages that require explaining,” leaving passengers with a simple choice between tea strong enough to frighten small mammals and coffee described by staff as “brown and honest.”

The policy is being firmly enforced by buffet volunteer Brenda Hawkins, 68, who has run the tea urn with quiet authority since 1997 and considers modern coffee trends “a phase that will pass once everyone has a proper biscuit.”

“We do tea,” Brenda said, folding her arms defensively beside the kettle. “If you want milk, it comes from a cow. If you want flavours, there’s a digestive biscuit. That’s the system.”

More here: -

https://www.facebook.com/heritagerailways/posts/pfbid02nMG3QCBe7s2kQSCjwiZxe3b8wvNW6XPqRQRDTK6iD5r6gpL7nopiLLb9BTz1K23cl#

About bloody time!!!!

Mr Grumpy here is sick of being offered Crappy-Frappy-Beano-Cheano with toasted artichoke milk! 👿

It's COFFEE you w@ankers!