I tried something different. A katoey and a big puzzle.

[Antonymous]

I’m not the bar scene kind of guy to be honest, but last night, for the first time in many years, I got dragged out by my buddies to a place on Loy Kroa Road in downtown Chiang Mai.

 

‘Songkran Eve’ and the place was heaving … as was one of the clientele. I don’t drink alcohol. I felt like a fish out of water, not into the girls and their antics, or the twaddle that my soon drunk comrades were spouting.

 

I really wanted to get out of there.

 

Let’s be honest, after a few years here on the girlie scene, you’ve seen it all, done it all and you yearn for something different. This was my night.

 

I’m sure that there will be some fellow aficionados reading this that will appreciate what I say.

 

I’d wanted to try doing this for so long. It’s not everyone’s cup of tea, but you may be surprised how enjoyable it can be.

 

I’m going to be open with you. I’ll admit I wanted to see how hard it would be. This is my confession.

 

I saw ‘Manlika’ sitting alone outside. She was taller than the bargirls, long fingers, strong too. I knew that could be an asset later. She could actually hold a conversation in English. None of the “Where you from?”, “Where you stay”, “How long you stay in CM?” crap and before I knew it we were chatting away about our dreams and passions, intimate stuff.

 

That’s when I told her what I wanted to do and though she was shocked, she agreed to come to my place to ‘play’. In fact she was really into it.

 

Before I continue my confession I want to get something out in the open. I’m straight, OK? I’m sick of hearing people say “You must be gay if you like to do that”. Just get over it guys. It’s good to try something a little different sometimes.

 

My girlfriend knows about it and she’s wonderfully supportive. Why not you too?

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Manlika asked where I wanted to do it and I indicated the king size bed.

 

I took out my package. It’s not huge, but a pretty big one “Made in London”. Manlika was thrilled. She said she’d never done it with a farang…. but I’m not so sure, she seemed to know just what to do.

 

We got stuck in, slowly at first because it was a bit hard to get started. We started with the rimming, taking it in turns. Once that important stage was complete we let etiquette out of the window and went freestyle, a frenzy of hands wherever took our fancy.

 

She had a firm but light touch, adept at manipulating all the bits and pieces, even better than ever I could after a lifetime of playing with myself!

We did almost everything over the course of about an hour. The end was in sight - there were still two holes to fill. Who would go first?

 

We tossed for it. Sweat was dripping down my face. I went first. It slipped in so smoothly and was very satisfying, but I was sad that I couldn’t be the last to finish. That is the best bit after all.

 

I was on all fours. “Push it in harder” I grunted, but trying not to offend her.

 

“It’s not going to fit” she sighed.

 

I winced, worrying too much force would end up badly and leave us both feeling unfulfilled. Worse, I knew there was a high chance we’d end up with a mess all over my new satin bedding.

 

“It will fit” I replied, clenching my teeth as she pushed a little harder.

 

“You can be more firm now” I added, “push it in even if you feel resistance”.

 

I could sense Manlika was nervous, but really excited. Her voice was quivering and had become quite deep now, forgetting her façade.

 

“Are you sure?” she queried.

 

I nodded. Let’s face it, you only live once.

 

She suggested Vaseline, but of course I said no, use spittle instead. Be warned, if you didn’t know this already, Vaseline or even KY is hard to clean off the sheets and really messes up your piece and everything it touches.

 

One more big push forward and it went all the way in, with a little help from my guiding hand too. I let out a spontaneous moan of unbridled satisfaction. In the end we finished together. A little over an hour of pure joy.

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And that’s how she forced the last piece of my ‘City of London’ original wooden jigsaw puzzle into place. Good clean fun and a whole lot better than another wasted night out on the town. In the end it wasn’t hard to do and I really, really enjoyed it.

 

I encourage you to try it yourself sometime. A word to the wise: it is better to start small and work up to the really big ones when you have some experience behind you.

Edited April 13, 2019 by Antonymous
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[CharlieH]

Flame post removed.

[DaRoadrunner]

As you get older you may not always know what you want, BUT you sure as Hell know what you don't want !

 

Thanks for the words of wisdom appropriate to this post Charlie H.

Edited April 13, 2019 by DaRoadrunner

[RobMuir]

You claim you are straight. But rimmed and were sodomised by a man with a penis. And loved it.

About as straight as a circle. 

 

Glad and you had a good time, but I won’t be taking up your advice to try it.

Bugger that.

[CharlieH]

8 minutes ago, DaRoadrunner said:

As you get older you may not always know what you want, BUT you sure as Hell know what you don't want !

 

Thanks for the words of wisdom appropriate to this post Charlie H.

Agreed, and thanks,  Jigsaw puzzles are not everyones cup of tea ????

[sharktooth]

Senile dementia is not funny, or big, or cool,... urm bottom, fish, banana etc, slobber.

[BestB]

There is absolutely nothing wrong with being gay and happy. 

 

Some say it’s only gay if you taking ,others say hole is a hole.

 

Glad to hear you found a way to come out 

Edited April 13, 2019 by BestB

[Thaiwrath]

1 hour ago, Antonymous said:

I don’t drink alcohol

Given the choice of the 2 evils, I'd rather go back on the piss.

Edited April 13, 2019 by Thaiwrath

[ivor bigun]

Always remember when i was young,a friend said to me i love homosexuals,i wish the world was full of them,there would be so many girls for us

Sent from my SM-A720F using Thailand Forum - Thaivisa mobile app

[Olmate]

Don’t worry about all that grim reaper stuff either!!

[NCC1701A]

Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walk like a woman and talk like a man
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola

Well, we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And said, "Little boy won't you come home with me?"

Edited April 13, 2019 by NCC1701A

[CharlieH]

Flame post renoved.

[Nyezhov]

wow

[StreetCowboy]

You might want to take a sander to your bits if they are that hard to get in.

[Kwasaki]

Somehow this reminds of what my Dad told me never trust a man in a skirt.

[NCC1701A]

i for one am very glad this story was posted because I have many stories to tell about all sort of activities with Thai girls.

 

I did not think we were allowed to post such graphic sexual stories. 

 

3 hours ago, Antonymous said:

I was on all fours. “Push it in harder” I grunted, but trying not to offend her.

 

[Antonymous]

12 minutes ago, StreetCowboy said:

You might want to take a sander to your bits if they are that hard to get in.

At last! Someone who read to the end and got the joke.

[Antonymous]

3 minutes ago, NCC1701A said:

i for one am very glad this story was posted because I have many stories to tell about all sort of activities with Thai girls.

 

I did not think we were allowed to post such graphic sexual stories. 

 

 

Aye, but do your stories with girls involve wooden jigsaw puzzles?

[StreetCowboy]

1 minute ago, Antonymous said:

At last! Someone who read to the end and got the joke.

I thought the responses were the punch line.

[StreetCowboy]

Just now, Antonymous said:

Aye, but do your stories with girls involve wooden jigsaw puzzles?

Pegs and holes.  Four in a row.

Nine Men's Morris (if I can say that on a family forum)

Cribbage, with one for his nob...

[Antonymous]

3 hours ago, RobMuir said:

You claim you are straight. But rimmed and were sodomised by a man with a penis. And loved it.

About as straight as a circle. 

 

Glad and you had a good time, but I won’t be taking up your advice to try it.

Bugger that.

 

[NCC1701A]

13 minutes ago, Antonymous said:

Aye, but do your stories with girls involve wooden jigsaw puzzles?

my first story will be about test driving the Hatachi Magic Wand.

[Pilotman]

2 minutes ago, scorecard said:

The OP shared all the 'push', and 'you can make it fit' stuff, and then 'wow it's in and bliss'.

 

From what I've read and heard gay friends share, the first time a man gets entered (str8 or gay), it hurts like all hell / extremely painful but after a few minutes the pain goes down a bit, but it takes 3,4, 5, entrances before the pain subsides to an OK level.

 

But here we seem to have 'push harder, get it ain, then sudden bliss.

What gives, or this actually the 4th or 5th or 10th time?

 

Ultimately the OPs business of course. 

 

too much information after dinner. Perhaps a subject for a different type of Thai forum?  Joke or not. 

[CharlieH]

Post commenting on moderation have been removed as per forum rules 10.

[NanLaew]

If there's one thing I hate more than speed-readers, it's speed-posters.

 

If they never got to the end of the OP before the forum equivalent of 'cracking one off from the wrist', maybe they suffer from premature ejaculation?

 

Or 'one in the air, two in the hair' as my buddy used to call it.

[Chelseafan]

Did anyone actually read to the end ?

 

[CharlieH]

Many off topic posts removed.

 

Thats what happens when people jump to conclusions.

 

The topic is making friends with someone different and a jigsaw puzzle.(as per title)

Anything else is on your head. ????

[Lacessit]

13 hours ago, NCC1701A said:

i for one am very glad this story was posted because I have many stories to tell about all sort of activities with Thai girls.

 

I did not think we were allowed to post such graphic sexual stories. 

 

 

Some I could tell, but me and my GF are both too shy.

I can just imagine you salivating as you reached the story's climax. You could have given a lot of assistance

[Antonymous]

1 hour ago, CharlieH said:

Many off topic posts removed.

 

Thats what happens when people jump to conclusions.

 

The topic is making friends with someone different and a jigsaw puzzle.(as per title)

Anything else is on your head. ????

Thank you CharlieH for your perseverance. Generally it has been a hoot, but some misinformed posters went well over the top and were best removed.

 

Clearly some readers here lack comprehension skills and that combined with lurid imaginations has made for some entertaining responses.

 

 ‘My story’, which for the sake of my TV reputation (!) I feel compelled to emphasize was completely fabricated, is the written equivalent of the optical illusion below. Do you see a beautiful girl in this picture or an old hag?

 

 

Did you read the OP as an innocent story about completing a big wooden jigsaw puzzle, or a lustful tale about a sexual encounter? The answer says much about your state of mind.

[Pharoticus]

14 minutes ago, Antonymous said:

Thank you CharlieH for your perseverance. Generally it has been a hoot, but some misinformed posters went well over the top and were best removed.

 

Clearly some readers here lack comprehension skills and that combined with lurid imaginations has made for some entertaining responses.

Yes, very funny. 

 

Rather than "rimming" [which is bit contrived] you could have indulged in a few minutes of "edging". 

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edging_(sexual_practice)