Vote for Scottie for POTY and you can come and play with my toys;

 

 

5 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

Vote for Scottie for POTY and you can come and play with my toys;

 

 

A bit like "what do panties and nail polish have in common? They both come off with alcohol ...."

Just now, geronimo said:

A bit like "what do panties and nail polish have in common? They both come off with alcohol ...

But I don't like taking off my nail polish and as for my p...…………….

Oops too much information!

I can't find the delete button!

Help!!

2 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

But I don't like taking off my nail polish and as for my p...…………….

Oops too much information!

I can't find the delete button!

Help!!

Well, if you're like most Scots, you don't wear them!

5 minutes ago, geronimo said:

Well, if you're like most Scots, you don't wear them!

That's why I can't find them then!

I'll just give my assets an airing instead of taking off the nail polish!

Or oral sex and informants ........one slip of the tongue and your in the sh**

Where is that “delete my last six(sex) posts button.  My chances of POTY will go downhill if people think I’m a cross-dressing Scottish Terrier with no B*lls.
Note; I said ‘Terrier’ not ‘terror’.

1 hour ago, CharlieH said:

Or oral sex and informants ........one slip of the tongue and your in the sh**

If you are indulging in Oral sex what are you informing about and how are you doing so.
Excuse my ignorance but us poor Scotties lead a very sheltered life!

 

Remember; Vote Scottie for POTTY.  

Unlike the other contenders I never tell lies or exaggerate!

My favorite is my music thread. It not very popular, but some people like it. 

thankyou to everyone help with it. Especially Ortonroad, help a lot.

 

some really good song I not listen since many year. Enjoy a lot.

also interesting for me to know the thai song the foreigner like.

Thai have lot off different music style. Can be for everyone.

 

For December election month I will put one song everyday. Not the song I like the most, but the song I think you guys like to listen.... no, watch the most.

 

like this... (this one skilfull a lot) THE FEET!

 

 

And this. Like thai woman supergroup. Many famous one.

 

 

 

And if you have thai favorite song, please enter on the thread.

Thankyou.

 

Thai Music we love

 

 

 

20 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

If you are indulging in Oral sex what are you informing about and how are you doing so.
Excuse my ignorance but us poor Scotties lead a very sheltered life!

 

Remember; Vote Scottie for POTTY.  

Unlike the other contenders I never tell lies or exaggerate!

And clearly not the brightest pup in the litter.....????

3 minutes ago, CharlieH said:

And clearly not the brightest pup in the litter.....????

No! But,

Little Scottie is just trying to suck in as much info as possible and a little bit of licking and tickling on the side always helps in that quest for input.

3 hours ago, CharlieH said:

And clearly not the brightest pup in the litter.....????

But you were the one who started littering your post with/about sh*t!  <snip> 

 

(5555    can't insert emoji !)

and rockers!

 

Note to self; Tone it down Scottie or you will be potted!

5 Days left for this topic

1 hour ago, CharlieH said:

5 Days left for this topic

and then what happens? serious question.

8 minutes ago, NCC1701A said:

and then what happens? serious question.

See posted guidelines at the top of this forum.

 

 

13 minutes ago, CharlieH said:

See posted guidelines at the top of this forum.

 

 

Ha! Looks like I've committed suicide then. That's the first I heard about that.

Just now, bluesofa said:

Ha! Looks like I've committed suicide then. That's the first I heard about that.

Not necessarily, you still have 5 days to participate and gather "likes"

38 minutes ago, NCC1701A said:

and then what happens? serious question.

7 hours ago, NCC1701A said:

and then what happens? serious question.

Knives come out of sheathes and arrows are drawn!!!!

Another little ode to warm you up .......

 

Waiting

 

Waiting is a part of our lives

 

You wait for the bus,

And then there’s the post

Wait a few more seconds

And up pops your toast.

 

We wait for a chance

A moment to seize

It passes us by

With the greatest of ease

 

We wait for our wives

For how long? God knows

While she paints her eyelashes

And powders her nose

 

We wait at the red light

With amber in mind

The light turns to green

And you’re hit from behind!

 

Fishing is different

Waiting is nice

Relaxing surroundings

And beer with ice.

 

We wait for a bite

Lines cast and mapped

Then comes a screech

And your line’s been snapped!

 

Waiting for payday

For cash to be given

You work your nuts off

But still you are driven

 

By the incessant demands

Of a greedy boss

Something he gains

Will surely be your loss!

 

 

Waiting for love

Don’t move with such haste

The chances are

It’ll all be a waste!

 

We wait for a fortune

To drop in our lap

Doing the numbers

To escape the rat trap

 

We wait for our children

To grow up and flourish

You pay for their keep

Their bodies you nourish

 

And when they grow up

With degrees and white collars

They’ll duly repay you

With millions of dollars!

 

 

 

Waiting for grandkids

How lovely they are

They smash up your Hi Fi

And throw up in your car

 

Waiting for retirement

The end is in sight

Twiddling your thumbs

Will be your plight

 

What else can we wait for?

I hear you cry

Well how about this ….

You’re waiting to die!!

 

Please like this before you die .......

 

and another ????

 

 

Household chores

 

A pain in the ass

That’s household chores

Making the beds

And sweeping up the floors

 

Doing the dishes

Ironing a shirt

Where does it come from?

All this dirt

 

Cooking the food

Buttering the bread

Peeling the potatoes

Making sure we’re fed

 

Vaccuming the carpets

Put the cutlery away

Wine glasses gleaming

Neatly on a tray

 

Dusting the ornaments

And mopping the floor

And don’t forget

The top of the door

 

Making the beds

Fluffing up the quilt

Watering the plants

Before they wilt

 

Then there’s the bathroom

It’s harder than you think

Scrub the toilet bowl

And don’t forget the sink

 

But if household chores bore you

You can rid them from your life

It’s really quite easy

Just give them to the wife!

 

If you have a wife, click on "like" ......

7 hours ago, CharlieH said:

7 hours ago, bluesofa said:

Ha! Looks like I've committed suicide then. That's the first I heard about that.

Not necessarily, you still have 5 days to participate and gather "likes"

Thanks. I think I'll just stick to posting what I want to post about in topics that interest me.

I had no idea there was a sort of 'open warfare' competition to determine a winner.

3 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

Thanks. I think I'll just stick to posting what I want to post about in topics that interest me.

I had no idea there was a sort of 'open warfare' competition to determine a winner.

This is merely a preliminary warm up event Sir ........ 

and one for the mods ......

 

Rules

 

Rules control us

They keep us in line

Break one or two

And you’ll pay a fine

 

Crossing the street

At a very brisk pace

You’ll get a ticket

If it’s in the wrong place

 

Walking is common

Slowly or fast

But whatever you do

Keep off the grass!

 

Double yellow lines

Might get dogs barking

But for you and I

They mean No parking!

 

Leaving your country

Touring with Lisa

Is all very well

If you’ve got yourself a visa!

 

Working abroad

Living like a hermit

Employment prohibited

If you don’t have a permit

 

Even in Thailand

They seem to find ways

To make you report

Every ninety days

 

Driving a vehicle

Is difficult at best

You’re forbidden to do it

Until you’ve passed the test!

 

 

 

At home that would mean

Being able to drive

Here just make sure

The examiner gets five!

 

Corruption is evil

I hear you all say

Forget right and wrong

With money you pay

 

The cops and the soldiers

Politicians too

Swear they’ll be honest

Could that possibly be true?

 

I’ve never believed

In stories or fables

Cash in the hand

Under the tables!

 

 

and how could we ever forgot those ......

 

Soi Dogs

 

Their lot is a sad one

Or so it would seem

But in actual fact

They’ve got the cream

 

No owner to lick

No commands or orders

No house to protect

Or patrolling any borders

 

They have their own order

A social ladder

Peeing on things

To empty their bladder

 

It’s far too hot for conflict

Just gimmee some shade

A small bowl of water

And I’ve got it made!

 

As for female company

That’s nothing new

The worst that can happen

Is the back of the queue

 

Oh look! There’s a group

An orgy in the ditch

It’s times like this

I’m glad I’m not a bitch

 

I can vividly remember

A little puppy boy

Thinking he’d be safe

In his own Soi

 

To venture beyond

And over the walls

Required intelligence

And a whole lot of balls!

 

 

 

Hygiene can be a problem

It isn’t very nice

If it isn’t fleas or ticks

It’ll probably be lice!

 

So although we have no owner

We are completely free

Doing as we please

Let’s have a pee

When asked where he got his poetic talent, Geronimo replied ...

 

"I've absolutely no idea.

I think I bought it in Ikea"

This one's for Big C fans everywhere .....

 

Shopping

 

We all love to do it

Buying our stuff

Carpets and curtains

There’s never enough

 

Markets and malls

Are places to go

If you’re into buying

There’s plenty on show

 

Supermarkets abound

Aisle after aisle

Shampoos and make up

Whatever your style

 

Auctions are best

Lots to consider

A wink of the eye

And you are a bidder

 

Fast food is upon us

Spreading like flies

Ketchup, a napkin

Salt on your fries

 

Markets are awesome

Bargains galore

Clothing and products

Sold on the floor

 

We all love to shop

It’s really quite funny

Walking around

Spending your money

 

I’ll take it he said

How much does it cost?

An arm and a leg

Nothing gained, nothing lost

 

2 hours ago, geronimo said:

Knives come out of sheathes and arrows are drawn!!!!

And the kilt discarded the woad applied and the claymore wielded!

Just now, scottiejohn said:

And the kilt discarded the woad applied and the claymore wielded!

The woad sounds like a nasty ailment!!

1 hour ago, geronimo said:

We all love to shop

It’s really quite funny

Walking around

Spending your money

Not my money you are not!