A sentence without using a single 'E'?"

[ravip]

Once Ishwarchandra Vidyasagar, Bengali poet and scholar, jokingly asked Michael Madhusudhan Dutt, an Anglophile poet of great repute; “As you are a Master in English, can you make a sentence without using a single  'E'?"

Dutt, the genius,  wrote this:
"I doubt I can. It’s a major part of many many words. Omitting it is as hard as making muffins without flour. It’s as hard as spitting without saliva, napping without a pillow, driving a train without tracks, sailing to Russia without a boat, washing your hands without soap. And, anyway, what would I gain? An award? A cash bonus? Bragging rights? Why should I strain my brain? It’s not worth it."

[Oxx]

There's a novel "Gadsby", written by an American author, 50,000 words long, and not a single "e".

 

https://www.amazon.com/Gadsby-Ernest-Vincent-Wright/dp/1505260108

[BobBKK]

Prayut is actually a Prayutosurus, a dinosaur of giant proportions with a small brain.

[bendejo]

So far so good.

 

 

[OneeyedJohn]

Farting and burping, just disgusting habits, but I do it constantly.

[Lacessit]

What is your nationality?

[faraday]

25 minutes ago, OneeyedJohn said:

Farting and burping, just disgusting habits, but I do it constantly.

Your aroma, & disgusting sounds, horrify many.

 

????

[toofarnorth]

1 hour ago, BobBKK said:

Prayut is actually a Prayutosurus, a dinosaur of giant proportions with a small brain.

Actually , I can't allow this.

[RubbaJohnny]

Why fly ?

who needs fowls ?

[chickenslegs]

14 hours ago, BobBKK said:

Prayut is actually a Prayutosurus, a dinosaur of giant proportions with a small brain.

And, Prawit is an horologist, but also a dinosaur.

[faraday]

Good morning, I am imbibing a hot drink whilst scoffing biscuits. 

 

☕

 

My dog, will soon go for a walk. But first, I will visit my hongnam.

[bartender100]

Trying to figure out the puzzle proved to be an enigma.

[MJKT2014]

When I saw title I was expecting another Thai bashing thread for some reason.

[overherebc]

Try asking that around York in a country south of Scotland.

[Imaboy66DAWG]

I'm so Sorry, I cannot think of a topic right now. I'm trying to think, but nothing is popping in my brain. I'll try to think of what i should talk about soon. Thank you and good day to you.