What would be your Perfect Woman?

[ECLV]

Mine would be a Irish Blond Blue Eyed Girl with the caring mindset of a Thai Girl and the silly humor or easy to impress and get along with of a US girl (been an Irish Guy with an accent).

 

What's yours, pictures welcomed?

 

Oh nearly forgot, with the body of a 21 year old.

Edited August 22, 2020 by ECLV

[PatOngo]

Batman's choice!

 

 

 

[PatOngo]

6 minutes ago, ECLV said:

Mine would be a Irish Blond Blue Eyes Girl with the caring mindset of a Thai Girl and the silly humor or easy to impress and get along with of a US girl (been an Irish Guy with an accent).

 

What's yours, pictures welcomed?

Oh to be young and naive again!

 

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[mr mr]

as long as she is a mute. my current wife seems to love the sound of her own voice waaay more than i do. 

[1FinickyOne]

Well, since you used the plural - women - I think you are on the right track... 

 

If you have women, you won't get bored w/just one and she won't get bored w/you either.. 

[bkk6060]

One that is young, cute, and pleases me for an hour then leaves.

[colinneil]

Well i already have the perfect woman.

No matter how hard i tried i could not find better.

[ezzra]

I once met a girl who thought that f***-ing cook-ing and clean-ing are cities in China... 

Edited August 22, 2020 by ezzra

[Hayduke]

 

No boyfriends….no parents, no grandparents, no kids, no brothers, no sisters, no uncles, no aunts, no cousins…no unemployed friends.

 

 

[david555]

Distance controle enabled version ????

[david555]

2 minutes ago, Hayduke said:

 

No boyfriends….no parents, no grandparents, no kids, no brothers, no sisters, no uncles, no aunts, no cousins…no unemployed friends.

 

 

You forgot the Thai buffaloo

Edited August 22, 2020 by david555

[Matzzon]

41 minutes ago, mr mr said:

as long as she is a mute. my current wife seems to love the sound of her own voice waaay more than i do. 

Sure, or maybe you should stop giving her things that she need to address to you.

[olfu]

Perfect woman for me will be the one that pays my bills every month.

[Matzzon]

8 minutes ago, Hayduke said:

 

No boyfriends….no parents, no grandparents, no kids, no brothers, no sisters, no uncles, no aunts, no cousins…no unemployed friends.

 

 

So, basically denying her everything that you see yourself entitled to. Nice man!

[Berkshire]

Even if I had the "perfect woman," I'd still want to nail every young hottie I see.  It's a curse.  And yes, a personal problem.

[Don Chance]

[BritManToo]

This one comes close.

[OneMoreFarang]

My girlfriend on the day I met her: Young, brown, small, beautiful, cute. Perfect.

Unfortunately now she is a lot older. At least she is still brown. ???? 

[fredwiggy]

One that grew up in  a family where love and affection were daily occurrences. Where abuse of any kind wasn't tolerated. Where both parents put each other's needs before their own, and where they came first before the kids, moms and other family members. Where there weren't too many children so love was easy to spread around. No cheating, lies or indifference. A woman who saw this growing up and treated her husband like her dad treated her mom. In other words, no mental illnesses. Pretty, athletic and Thai.  I know, impossible, because the former doesn't happen much here.

Edited August 23, 2020 by fredwiggy

[OneMoreFarang]

29 minutes ago, Berkshire said:

Even if I had the "perfect woman," I'd still want to nail every young hottie I see.  It's a curse.  And yes, a personal problem.

A long time ago I read a novel. In the preamble the author wrote about a Brazilian proverb which was like this:

You can't make love to every women in this world. But at least you should try.

???? 

[tonray]

A woman who goes home to her husband before prime time so I can watch TV and have a beer in peace.

[OneMoreFarang]

Elianeck seems to know the answer to that question. Here is one of her 3D creations. 

 

[Puchaiyank]

I have had the good fortune to have cohab with several near perfect women...problem is...there is one a little more perfect just around the corner...

 

Searching for perfection has been my life's work...????

[simon43]

Someone who is smart, witty, unselfish, not obsessed with consumer goods and money, not PC, not afraid to speak her mind.

 

Sadly, I don't think those traits exist in a woman of any nationality .... 

[sanuk711]

My wife has stood by me for over 24 years.

 

Through my alcoholism and drug and gambling addictions, through many affairs I have had, bouts of VD and, most recently, when she caught with her younger sister .

 

 

Can someone please tell me what I've got to do to get rid of this women?

[BritManToo]

Just now, sanuk711 said:

when she caught with her younger sister .

Thai Lanna tradition was always for one guy to marry all the sisters, so they could live together all their lives.

She's probably happy that you like her sister too.

[BritManToo]

11 minutes ago, simon43 said:

Someone who is smart, witty, unselfish, not obsessed with consumer goods and money, not PC, not afraid to speak her mind.

 

Sadly, I don't think those traits exist in a woman of any nationality .... 

Sounds like you're lonely.

A woman won't fix that.

[Paiman]

2 hours ago, BritManToo said:

This one comes close.

 

Unfortunately they do get older

 

 

[BritManToo]

Just now, Paiman said:

Unfortunately they do get older

Not noticeably in the hour or two I rent them for.

[VocalNeal]

3 hours ago, bkk6060 said:

One that is young, cute, and pleases me for an hour then leaves.

I like my women as i like my skis. Rented.