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What would be your Perfect Woman?

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  • Well i already have the perfect woman. No matter how hard i tried i could not find better.

  • One that is young, cute, and pleases me for an hour then leaves.

  • No boyfriends….no parents, no grandparents, no kids, no brothers, no sisters, no uncles, no aunts, no cousins…no unemployed friends.    

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4 minutes ago, Susco said:

1.20m height, flat head and big ears

Sounds like you need the "pets" forum...????

 

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For me, the caring and loving brain of my current Thai wife, in the body of my UK girlfriend when I was 17!

 

Either that or a selection of Japanese race queens ???? 

1 hour ago, AlfHuy said:

Running with her brother and cousin.

not unless they are ladyboys , but i dont think they are ,well at least one isnt ,her husband would have said ,when we go round their house

Just now, RichardColeman said:

For me, the caring and loving brain of my current Thai wife, in the body of my UK girlfriend when I was 17!

 

Either that or a selection of Japanese race queens ???? 

 

 

Or a combination of them all................reminds of the film Weird Science.

3 hours ago, OneMoreFarang said:

And then imagine to satisfy her until she dies maybe a decade later. ???? 

no, just feed her high fat foods, sugar, alcohol and hide her mediation.  It can be done. As for any other duties, it would be a case of 'close your eyes and think of England'. 

6 hours ago, BritManToo said:

This one comes close.

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Now I have to say, that's pretty perfect at least to look at.

 

Then again one shouldn't be swayed only by appearance

 

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Selma Hayek in a coma ( cue sinister Vincent Price laugh )

 

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my description of that woman is not rated for general public

1 hour ago, transam said:

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nice set of lifthers

After reading through all the posts. Some of them humorous. I can say that my perfect woman would have to have the following attributes:

 

Be able to make a decent cup of Rosy.

Not hit me on the head.

Not keep threatening me with clever.

Does not turn off the wifi to get attention.

Likes cats.

7 minutes ago, owl sees all said:

After reading through all the posts. Some of them humorous. I can say that my perfect woman would have to have the following attributes:

 

Be able to make a decent cup of Rosy.

Not hit me on the head.

Not keep threatening me with clever.

Does not turn off the wifi to get attention.

Likes cats.

you'll never find her, she doesn't exist. 

25 minutes ago, trucking said:

Selma Hayek in a coma ( cue sinister Vincent Price laugh )

 

Salma Hayek Hilariously Reveals How Her 'Big Butt' Caused Her A ...

There was a time when she looked pretty good...

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14 hours ago, OneMoreFarang said:

There was a time when she looked pretty good...

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Yep 

 

Salma Hayek ภาพถ่าย บิกินี่

LOL ,  thats not a woman , that's a section of scaffolding. 

 

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19 hours ago, OneMoreFarang said:

And then imagine to satisfy her until she dies maybe a decade later. ???? 

 

Be ok . Just use the light switch and some axle grease . Maybe take a tab of acid for good measure.

1 hour ago, OneMoreFarang said:

There was a time when she looked pretty good...

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breasts are no good for me, I find them intimidating and frightening, like being mauled by a large cow.   I have nightmares of being  suffocated by large breasted women. 

40 minutes ago, trucking said:

 

Be ok . Just use the light switch and some axle grease . Maybe take a tab of acid for good measure.

plus 6 pints of Stella  and a large whisky.  

10 hours ago, kenk24 said:

Well, since you used the plural - women - I think you are on the right track... 

 

If you have women, you won't get bored w/just one and she won't get bored w/you either.. 

ahhhh.......has the long married Ken found a Barbie ?

9 hours ago, Don Chance said:

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i think i can read lips  ????????????????????????

Im 56. My gf is 31 malay. I travel a lot, used to, she has rules. Cannot do her friends and must use condom when away.

 

Im happy with that. Oh and she bought me a car. 

7 hours ago, BritManToo said:

Sounds like you're lonely.

A woman won't fix that.

Now there you're completely wrong!  I am 'alone' but definitely not lonely. 

3 hours ago, trucking said:

LOL ,  thats not a woman , that's a section of scaffolding. 

 

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yeah, the legs are a bit heavy

2 hours ago, Pilotman said:

  I have nightmares of being  suffocated by large breasted women. 

 I don't... In fact, I'd rather enjoy it...  ????

My "perfect woman" would be the kind where the "blow up" valve is of the quick release variety to make packing her away easier and more convenient...  ????

 

But failing that, I'd settle for one of these....

 

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i once met a great thai bird but she was stubborn and scatty in the head and unemployable but great in the sack  .she was kinda perfect with some faults..

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