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Posted
20 minutes ago, webfact said:

A local trader said that the sight of the man was unbearable, and she would not eat food delivered by him.

I'm sure it would be possible to find some women who eat his meat.

It's the dog's b*ll*cks.

 

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Posted
36 minutes ago, webfact said:

The man claimed that he decided to be naked that morning due to his personal problem.

 

Oh, the mind boggles! :cheesy: I'll speculate and say his cat was off it's food!

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Posted
1 minute ago, Justgrazing said:

Was he delivering pork balls in batter .. 

I hope there was no baby batter involved!

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Posted

"he decided to be naked that morning due to his personal problem"

 

ah so that explains it...  he was reading the 'Emperor has no Clothes'  and got carried away bless him 

Posted
20 hours ago, webfact said:

The man claimed that he decided to be naked that morning due to his personal problem.

so he exchanged his personal problem for a sunburn.

Posted
20 hours ago, Grumpy one said:

This is disgusting, however a 20 something woman doing the deliveries is someone I would use  :wai: and tip  

Even if she was 100kg...

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Posted
18 minutes ago, AgMech Cowboy said:
20 hours ago, Grumpy one said:

This is disgusting, however a 20 something woman doing the deliveries is someone I would use  :wai: and tip  

Even if she was 100kg...

Conclusive proof she ate all the pies (she was supposed to deliver).

Posted
23 hours ago, bluesofa said:

Apart from being chased by a nurse with a saucepan of hot water: "No no, I said pr!ck his boil."

 

"I say, I say, I say. My dog's  got no nose.

"How does he smell?"

"Terrible"

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Posted
52 minutes ago, Gandtee said:

He said he was delivering an order of salad and  the customer had stipulated, without dressing.????

That was excellent! Cheers.

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