Is a Crocodile a Movable Object?

[ASEAN NOW Golf]

 

[ASEAN NOW Golf]

Call the rules official

[Pilotman]

go home 

[talahtnut]

Stand on the crocs head, with a number 8 iron and prepare to take a divot,

dont hang about too long, it will wake up.

[Lacessit]

Take a free drop.

[4MyEgo]

Give the Caddy 100 baht to get the ball and drop it a kilometre down the course, that should do it.

Edited May 10, 2021 by 4MyEgo

[JAS21]

You would be safer with a long iron …

[northsouthdevide]

I have to say, I would probably drop one ????

[EVENKEEL]

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=happy+gilmore+crocodile&docid=608024140638937722&mid=734EAD6E52F8F3ED8AE1734EAD6E52F8F3ED8AE1&view=detail&FORM=VIRE

[kingstonkid]

Throw a can of "pop" at him and get him to move then play the ball where it lies once it rolls off.

 

[klauskunkel]

tee him off

[newnative]

Call it a day and head for the 19th Hole.

[lelapin]

Say it wasn't my ball

[Crossy]

Isn't he an alligator not a croc?

 

Anyway I agree with @JAS21 I suggest a long iron preferably loaded with a .357 soft point spitzer.

 

Anyone need shoes or a handbag?

[ballpoint]

Take your best shot, and make it snappy.

[Cake Monster]

6 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

Take your best shot, and make it snappy.

I would.

Right to the Head.

[Rampant Rabbit]

You may  lose  more than one  ball trying to tee  off  that!