https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-57210938

 

The US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has urged people to refrain from kissing live poultry amid an outbreak of salmonella.

The CDC and public health officials are investigating salmonella outbreaks after 163 people were reported ill in 43 states.

The infections have been linked to contact with backyard poultry.

 

 

 

Come on you US folk, explain this to we uninformed.  What is this all about? Who goes around kissing chickens?  Is they a rush of chicken abuse in the US? What about ducks and turkeys, or is it just the pretty chickens that get monstered? 

The OP is just trying to ruffle some American's feathers.  ????

Kissing chickens sounds like a fowl habit...

Never heard of this.

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americans were also told to stop having sex with trouts, there was even a law passed about it in a state,

-had little to no effect

1 hour ago, Pilotman said:

The US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has urged people to refrain from kissing live poultry amid an outbreak of salmonella.

Only people who need to ask not do that! Why inside microwave oven in US read "dont dry your cat here"! Also only country where need to put that kind txt! 

They mean chicks 

Damn, and they're so finger licking hot too..

 

 

 

 

 

Well, there goes my sex life!

 

 

1 hour ago, 2 is 1 said:

Only people who need to ask not do that! Why inside microwave oven in US read "dont dry your cat here"! Also only country where need to put that kind txt! 

 

I never saw that particular notice, but most merchandise sold in the US comes with a notice to the effect of it being against the law to use the item other than as directed.  Why?  Because people do stupid things, and then when they are injured they try to sue the manufacturer; with this warning they are telling the idiots that if they try bring suit against them they will be charged with breaking the law.  Case in point:

https://www.quora.com/Emergency-Medicine-How-do-you-remove-light-bulbs-from-the-rectum

 

A few years ago this trend started of people having pet chickens with fancy pedigrees.  Some of the stories are pretty funny, e.g. I had a neighbor who complained that she is not permitted to put her chicken on a leash and walk it like a dog.  I imagine she kissed her chicken (that verb phrase is sometimes used to refer to a certain adults only activity).  On the other hand, dogs will eat doo-doo, but their loving owners allow the animal to lick their faces, lips etc.  Go figure.

 

 

 

Nothing wrong with a little peck on the cheek. ????

Back in my Parent's era, a common insult was to tell someone "Go suck an Egg"...maybe people are just confused....

Is this a yolk? People kissing chickens.????

Mind you there is a loony in government here who kisses frogs.????????

Can not believe it…can not ????

 

 

A few months ago @Damrongsak posted something about how he learnt to hypnotise chickens...

 

Perhaps he needs to explain what happened afterwards....????????????????

 

Well I have heard of Choking the Chicken, but never kissing it

6 minutes ago, faraday said:

A few months ago @Damrongsak posted something about how he learnt to hypnotise chickens...

 

Perhaps he needs to explain what happened afterwards....????????????????

 

That was my very old blacksmith/farmer buddy.  I had a hard time understanding him as he spoke Isaan/Lao dialect and chewed betel nut.  He did show me how to put a chicken to sleep.  He also showed me a dog who would pick up scraps of coconut we had eaten and put it on the compost heap in the banana grove, on command. 

Best time was when l climbed up a tall coconut tree and twisted off a young one,  and was immediately covered by black ants.  Old man had a long bamboo pole with a hook and neatly snagged a few others.  I was good for a lot of laughs. 

So, no foreplay when making love to chickens for Americans.

24 minutes ago, Oxx said:

So, no foreplay when making love to chickens for Americans.

 Wham bam etc ..

10 hours ago, scammed said:

americans were also told to stop having sex with trouts, there was even a law passed about it in a state,

-had little to no effect

Pike, carp and chub I can understand, but trout? that's really fishy.

3 hours ago, colinneil said:

Is this a yolk? People kissing chickens.????

Mind you there is a loony in government here who kisses frogs.????????

Hey it worked for Meghan Markle...ha ha ha ha ha. She was able to turn a prince into a frog !

Hmmm...well from what I've always heard, many over in the UK have a liking for sheep, and there's a lot more than kissing going on.

1 hour ago, DaLa said:

Pike, carp and chub I can understand, but trout? that's really fishy.

yeah, anyone that stuck a finger into a trouts moth as a boy will immediately recognize this sexual attraction as pure distilled perversion

12 hours ago, Dmaxdan said:

Kissing chickens sounds like a fowl habit...

 

Some people find it Eggciting.

This is what happens when an American tries to translate cockney slang.

"I picked up this bird, and took er back for a right stuffin"

 

Took it literally I guess.....55555 ????

Nothing unusual in my soi. My neighbour frequently kisses his cocks especially when they win a fight.. He gets well pi$$ed if they lose though, no joop joop then!

 

 

40 minutes ago, Saltire said:

My neighbour frequently kisses his cocks 

 

Your neighbour has more than one cock? That's pretty freakish anatomically speaking.  (That said, Stacy Brown's got two.)

 

I'm also reminded of the BBC TV sporting commentator Harry Carpenter who, after the Oxford v. Cambridge boat race in 1977 said:

 

"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."