At what age did you actually start feeling old?

[bobandyson]

12 hours ago, spidermike007 said:

13 hours ago, holy cow cm said:

I hope you turned around to her and said I hope you shave it too. No fun looking at a bearded taco.

Some of us disagree, and find the opposite to be boring, boring, boring. 

 

Not so much boring but more lacking eroticism. It's like looking at a nude oil painting by one of the masters in a museum. 

 

12 hours ago, thaibeachlovers said:

I can't write what I'd really like to, but shaving is only good if done regularly. Nothing worse than that scratchy feeling.

 

Been there, done that. It feels like doing it doggy-style to a hedgehog. ???? ????

[bobandyson]

11 hours ago, OneMoreFarang said:

11 hours ago, holy cow cm said:

That naughty little girl needs a spanking.

Maybe that's what she thinks when she sees you. ????

 

 

Two bar-girls sitting at their bar.

First girl: Do you see that old guy on the other side of Beach Road?

Second girl: Yes, why?

First girl: Well, he'll give you 5,000B if you let him spank you.

Second girl: Wow! How long does he spank you for?

First girl: Until you give him his money back. ????

[Colabamumbai]

19 hours ago, CharlieH said:

You'll start feeling it, when you feel it literally.

When your eyesight start fading, when your joints start to complain, when you can no longer eat certain things, when you gotta get up in the n8ght to pee,when all you can raise is a smile !

And yes all those things will come to most, the only thing that varies is WHEN ! but bet your ar** it will !

Happening now at 70.

[OneMoreFarang]

10 hours ago, Surelynot said:

"They say"............the male metabolism slows down mid to late 30's..........that is when you need to battle the beer belly.

confirmed 

[rumak]

started feeling old ........ around page 5 

[rumak]

6 hours ago, habuspasha said:

. Today, days before I turn 80, I feel younger than I did at 40.  She complains she is getting old 

 

"you're only as old as the one you're feeling"  ...............

so,  i guess you are both right 

Edited June 10, 2021 by rumak

[rumak]

14 hours ago, Rampant Rabbit said:

I  look  way  younger than I am  full head o  hair but in the last 18  months ive really  noticed a  change, Im 58 in 4  months, things are  getting harder to do, stiffer  less  flexible, seem more  sleepy, eyesights  gone to krap  in the last 5  years.

 

Welcome !

[rumak]

13 hours ago, crazykopite said:

I’m 70 years young age is just a number as far as I’m concerned I cycle ,paddle board and kayak as well as doing two 30 minute pool exercises every day on top of that my GF who is 40 is very demanding so I never have the time to feel old !

 

I had to take a nap just from reading that ............

[rumak]

Well,  that's Rumak's  comments for this morning.    Gotta go change my nappie

 

 

[sipi]

20 hours ago, MRToMRT said:

Late 50s was for me, I started to just get general aches and pains that I never had before. I am now in my 70s and I have some ache or pain or odd thing happening to my body most days.

Ditto. Late 50s, as much as I'd like to deny it.

[sipi]

27 minutes ago, rumak said:

started feeling old ........ around page 5 

I didn't make it to page 5.

Well done.

[BritManToo]

9 hours ago, jack71 said:

what were the causes of death for your friends in thailand.? anything suspicious?

Cancer x2, liver failure x2, 1 m/c accident (hit a tree while drunk), 1 falling in the shower (while drunk), 1 stroke, 1 fell in the moat (while drunk).

[rumak]

8 minutes ago, BritManToo said:

Cancer x2, liver failure x2, 1 m/c accident (hit a tree while drunk), 1 falling in the shower (while drunk), 1 stroke, 1 fell in the moat (while drunk).

 

thank god i'm not your friend !

[OneMoreFarang]

8 minutes ago, rumak said:

 

thank god i'm not your friend !

It seems the important question is more: how often are you drunk? 

[Walker88]

There should be a positive note in this thread, so here is my attempt at 'good news'.

 

A few years ago I read an article where some lab wanted to know the fastest a man could go from flaccid to climax (if you don't remember the significance of those words without me getting more prurient, then consider yourself old). Besides the obvious curiosity when I saw the goal of the experiment, my only other thought was "Who funds these things?".

 

One man set the benchmark. He went from flaccid to climax in 11 seconds, beating all other comers, so to speak.

 

The man was 82 years old.

 

The article did not say, but I suspected the man lived in Pattaya.

[Denim]

40 minutes ago, rumak said:

age is just a number

 

Thats what those Filipina webcam girls keep telling me.

[GreasyFingers]

11 hours ago, seancbk said:

once I get to 60

You do not know anything about being old if you are under 60.

[rumak]

19 minutes ago, Walker88 said:

One man set the benchmark. He went from flaccid to climax in 11 seconds, beating all other comers, so to speak.

 

The man was 82 years old.

 

The article did not say, but I suspected the man lived in Pattaya.

 

Yes,  i knew him.    Now I understand why all the girls used to fight over who would go home with him !     

Really epitomized the meaning of short time  ????

[rumak]

25 minutes ago, OneMoreFarang said:

It seems the important question is more: how often are you drunk? 

 

drunk and drunker.     dumb and dumber.........

[BritManToo]

35 minutes ago, OneMoreFarang said:

It seems the important question is more: how often are you drunk? 

Just had my first wine cooler of the day ......... 7:30am.

[OneMoreFarang]

51 minutes ago, Walker88 said:

There should be a positive note in this thread, so here is my attempt at 'good news'.

 

A few years ago I read an article where some lab wanted to know the fastest a man could go from flaccid to climax (if you don't remember the significance of those words without me getting more prurient, then consider yourself old). Besides the obvious curiosity when I saw the goal of the experiment, my only other thought was "Who funds these things?".

 

One man set the benchmark. He went from flaccid to climax in 11 seconds, beating all other comers, so to speak.

 

The man was 82 years old.

 

The article did not say, but I suspected the man lived in Pattaya.

I guess he lived somewhere far away and it was his first time in Pattaya. ???? 

[OneMoreFarang]

17 minutes ago, BritManToo said:

Just had my first wine cooler of the day ......... 7:30am.

I am not sure what is worse: That you drink at 7:30am or that you drink wine cooler (any time of the day).

[chicowoodduck]

I am so old I  cannot remember....????

[Ireland32]

58 I could feel it coming on 

[elgenon]

Some people in their 20s seem old to me. Not open to anything new or different.

 

There is feeling old and there is thinking old.

[NoshowJones]

21 hours ago, RichardColeman said:

'I' don't feel old - I just see my body aging.

 

My body is still in good knick, full head hair, I look quite young - just have rubbish teeth now - so getting old is just swings and roundabouts.

 

Besides - I am always told I am a sexy man walking down the sois - I love it, wife walking behind hates it.

When I look at myself in the mirror, I see myself as looking years younger, but when I look at myself in my smartphone camera, I see myself as looking years older.

[OneMoreFarang]

12 minutes ago, possum1931 said:

When I look at myself in the mirror, I see myself as looking years younger, but when I look at myself in my smartphone camera, I see myself as looking years older.

Does that prof that your smartphone is smarter than your mirror?

 

[DerbyDan]

I started feeling physically and mentally older at 51/52. I can still do the things I did in my 30's but I can't deny it takes much more effort. The energy is just not there.

 

I also started noticing that I did not care if I got laid anymore. It approached subtly but was odd when I reflected on it.

Edited June 11, 2021 by DerbyDan

[RafPinto]

22 hours ago, EVENKEEL said:

I'm 63 but I look 49, ahahhaahaa. You guys are funny.

The girls here just know what we want to hear.

Handsome man

You look so young

You are so strong

Woww, so long

 

I feel 28 +VAT

[RafPinto]

22 hours ago, grain said:

I'm 73 now, been coming and going to Thailand since I was 30. I used to walk past bars and the gals would call out..."hello sexy man"..."hello hamsum man". Then one day, I'll never forget, it was at Ao Nang, Krabi, about 20 years ago, I walked past a bar and some gal called out, "hello papa". And it was like every bargal in Thailand had got together and unanimously agreed that I was no longer a sexy man and from that day forth I was to be known only as "papa" because that gal at Krabi had started something that continued on from that day.

And from Papa, it moved to Opa.

Dream over.