The 24 Year Old Newfag Farang

[Stocky]

Chang, get thee behind me Satan!

Devil's own brew, and Leo is Satan's pizz.

 

Singha please.

[talahtnut]

1 hour ago, Will B Good said:

Can anyone translate this?

 Yes, it produces a concave view of underneath a bottle, I think.

[zzaa09]

This is what many have become - quite reflective. 

[CrunchWrapSupreme]

I guess those "quality tourists" have finally arrived?

[LaosLover]

Is avocado toast even a thing outside of a stone's throw from Tapie Gate or Khao San Road?

 

Is avocado toast the new insult for dullards like calling someone a soy boy?

 

Who here has eaten it and has strong opinion about it? I mean, as something to eat, not as proof of sissy-dom?

[zzaa09]

Generation Haven't A Clue.

[Jingthing]

Just now, LaosLover said:

Is avocado toast even a thing outside of a stone's throw from Tapie Gate or Khao San Road?

 

Is avocado toast the new insult for dullards like calling someone a soy boy?

 

Who here has eaten it and has strong opinion about it? I mean, as something to eat, not as proof of sissy-dom?

I was eating cado spread on bread for decades before it was a thing. What's not to like? Its a fat like butter?

 

Nothing like the soy boy thing which is used as an alt right insult often by moronic incels. They're obsessed with connecting soy products with man boobs.

 

Avocado toast is associated with millennials willing to pay 20 dollars for it. Sometimes used as a reason why they can't afford to buy a house. 

[LaosLover]

avocado toast is oddly <deleted> in Mex, which is odd, given that this is the Veuve Cliquot region of the world for Avocados. The problem: They're toasting up the bread hours in advance and doing the the same with the mushy avocado. Assembled on a toasty baguette and with a little shredded carrot for fiber, I'll do it twice a week.

 

I've not been back to Thailand since Jan '20, but I recall not a single avocado toast spotting. They had the Japanese-inspired giant slab of toast with lots of fruit and whipped cream toast restaurants in nice malls, but I have to believe that Covid has killed those businesses for good.

 

A proper troll goes with iconic memes like a Chang wifebeater. This feels like a desperate attempt to be current.

[Jingthing]

15 minutes ago, LaosLover said:

avocado toast is oddly <deleted> in Mex, which is odd, given that this is the Veuve Cliquot region of the world for Avocados. The problem: They're toasting up the bread hours in advance and doing the the same with the mushy avocado. Assembled on a toasty baguette and with a little shredded carrot for fiber, I'll do it twice a week.

 

I've not been back to Thailand since Jan '20, but I recall not a single avocado toast spotting. They had the Japanese-inspired giant slab of toast with lots of fruit and whipped cream toast restaurants in nice malls, but I have to believe that Covid has killed those businesses for good.

 

A proper troll goes with iconic memes like a Chang wifebeater. This feels like a desperate attempt to be current.

I've seen cado toast on a few menus in Pattaya.

[misterworldwide]

1 hour ago, LaosLover said:

Is avocado toast even a thing outside of a stone's throw from Tapie Gate or Khao San Road?

 

Is avocado toast the new insult for dullards like calling someone a soy boy?

 

Who here has eaten it and has strong opinion about it? I mean, as something to eat, not as proof of sissy-dom?

Avocado toast is a euphemism for soyboy/soycuck.

[LaosLover]

Prob for Australians. It is there where the (possibly wholly made up) $20 avocado toast outrage began. Tho, to be fair, that's an expensive place to eat out in.

 

Do they still have all-day full English breakfast in Pattaya? That food killed more brits than Hitler.

 

Were I to eat avocado toast in Thailand, I'd want to do it in Pai.

 

On the main drag, where cut throat competition would ensure a large portion with proper granary bread and big pile of shredded cabbage in the middle of the plate to make it feel festive.

 

Mr World, are you right now actually denouncing avo-eaters and comparing them to cream pie eaters? Or would the cuck be sent out for avo toast while the Bull does his business? Hopefully in a French Maid outfit?

Edited January 3, 2022 by LaosLover

[misterworldwide]

1 hour ago, CrunchWrapSupreme said:

I guess those "quality tourists" have finally arrived?

 

12 minutes ago, LaosLover said:

Prob for Australians. It is there where the (possibly wholly made up) $20 avocado toast outrage began. Tho, to be fair, that's an expensive place to eat out in.

 

Do they still have all-day full English breakfast in Pattaya? That food killed more brits than Hitler.

 

Were I to eat avocado toast in Thailand, I'd want to do it in Pai.

 

On the main drag, where cut throat competition would ensure a large portion with proper granary bread and big pile of shredded cabbage in the middle of the plate to make it feel festive.

 

Mr World, are you right now actually denouncing avo-eaters and comparing them to cream pie eaters? Or would the cuck be sent out for avo toast while the Bull does his business? Hopefully in a French Maid outfit?

YES!

[LaosLover]

If someone eats the avocado separate on the plate with toast on the same plate but not touching, can that person somehow avoid a life of crossdressing forced bi?

[Jingthing]

20 minutes ago, misterworldwide said:

Avocado toast is a euphemism for soyboy/soycuck.

No it isn't. It's about milennials in general. Cuck is a moronic alt right insult.

[Jingthing]

5 minutes ago, LaosLover said:

If someone eats the avocado separate on the plate with toast on the same plate but not touching, can that person somehow avoid a life of crossdressing forced bi?

The association isn't a thing. Eat your green gold fruit as you like. 

[LaosLover]

At 69, I still feel a little too young to denounce the young.

 

They don't bother me, they don't even probably visually see me.

 

I read a hilarious Reddit about from an old guy writing about how to get along with young people in a youth hostel. He stressed not being too friendly to young women.  As if.

 

Literally, a porn fantasy cuck guy in a French maid's outfit would have more interest in talking to me.

[The Hammer2021]

The OP made a lot of sense until the loony politics of anti medical science  crept in

[ericthai]

5 hours ago, 2 is 1 said:

You know what is pistol and what kind bullet use on it! Yeah im not from Cambridge and ban again if say what actualy meaning! Ok i sign out too much drunk to this sht again! have nice day anyway! Stay safe and toutch everybody who want to be toutched!

are you drunk or on drugs??

[LaosLover]

That sad old loser in the funny hostel Reddit actually talked about dealing drugs at the hostel as a way to make friends with the young. Talk about dialing 1-800-ARREST ME.  

 

Def worth a google of Can an old person stay in a hostel? for a laugh. He takes an absolute beating from young and old alike on that thread.

 

Life is brutal. Past 50, your chances of having sex with a woman wearing dreadlocks coast ever downwards.

 

Me? I can live with that.

[talahtnut]

Genderwise, I indentify as a fully vaccinated frying pan.

Is anyone slightly interested?

[LaosLover]

I am little suspicious that this list is some brilliant social media product placement for Chang Beer.

[spidermike007]

I have read alot of incomprehensible posts on this forum. This one takes it to a new height. A newfag? 

 

Anyone care to interpret this stuff? 

 

And why would anyone choose a Chang over a Leo? Granted they are both crappy. But Chang? 

[RandiRona]

12 hours ago, misterworldwide said:

>Never wears a mask, sometimes walks down the street with a Chang to prevent the mask police from asking questions.

Live free die hard!!!

[RJRS1301]

11 hours ago, misterworldwide said:

This, right here, is the difference between "expatriate" and "farang". You can't be a full farang unless you drink at least 6 Chang per day, according to the fortune teller and learned sage that I frequent near Soi Cowboy. Rules are rules.

With a fat gut hanging over shorts, and wearing a grubby "muscle shirt"??

[Fat is a type of crazy]

It's a good time for avocado lovers in Australia. The farmers went in big and now there's too many. One dollar. 

[seedy]

15 hours ago, misterworldwide said:

Definition of "newfag"

Gotta say - my first thought was of a different definition

[Lemsta69]

On 1/3/2022 at 11:18 PM, ericthai said:

are you drunk or on drugs??

I thinks he's drunk AND on drugs! ????

[rott]

On 1/3/2022 at 5:38 PM, misterworldwide said:

 You can't be a full farang unless you drink at least 6 Chang per day, according to the fortune teller and learned sage that I frequent near Soi Cowboy. Rules are rules.

Large or small.? 

[Jingthing]

What about newbreeder farangs?

[HappyGoLuckyLife]

On 1/3/2022 at 5:18 AM, misterworldwide said:

>Can't stand shopping malls, prefers wet markets.

Never been a mall guy. I see myself as a wet market kind of guy.