And you thought Thai willies are short

[Skeptic7]

6 minutes ago, Excel said:

I doubt there is one, it's probably just a spoof article by the The Sun newspaper to titillate their readers

"Tit-illate" ????

 

Wouldn't that be about knockers? 

[AustinRacing]

The list also explains why so many Cambodian and Burmese (women) cross the border to thailand. Risking capture does not deter them from gaining a few mm. 

[StevieAus]

I hate to spoil your argument but in the UK as in Australia, US etc the men surveyed may be citizens of those countries but genetically from elsewhere.

[toofarnorth]

1 hour ago, brianthainess said:

According to this list i'm from Ecuador 

I come from a small place down under.  

[toofarnorth]

15 minutes ago, StevieAus said:

I hate to spoil your argument but in the UK as in Australia, US etc the men surveyed may be citizens of those countries but genetically from elsewhere.

So true .

[Expat68]

I have also heard from a good source, they have also the hardest (rock hard in fact)????

[scorecard]

5 hours ago, RandiRona said:

 

Understood if not speak I guess :).....

I somehow doubt the Sun cares what languages anybody can speak/read/understand. And doubt whether they checked/care how the survey was taken and whether it was checked. 

 

 

[Sparktrader]

3 hours ago, Excel said:

Too small perhaps ????

Aus win the willy Ashes

Poor old England cant win a thing

[Sparktrader]

Tourism boom to Ecuador? Bus loads of single women

[Sparktrader]

5 hours ago, RandiRona said:

There you go!!

 

Who is 87 to 100?

 

Maybe Thailand

[herfiehandbag]

1 hour ago, jippytum said:

Most polls are biased against the Brits .For example we received zero points  in the Euro vision song contest.

Rather a point of pride that!

[Walker88]

What one's fellow citizens are packing has no affect on one's own junk, so such lists are for amusement only.

 

Let's say 'a friend' always thought he was just pretty average when that thing came into its own. His only means of comparison---as he is not gay so never actually saw another man in flagrante delicto---was looking at porn. "Same as me" he thought; thus, pretty average.

 

It was only when he finally entered the field of battle that he was told in no uncertain terms that his was closer to a Saturn 5 rocket than a SAM-7.

 

This, so 'my friend' says, is not necessary an advantage. In fact, it can be just the opposite. Some women are quite robust and can accommodate most anything, especially women in the West. In the East, Japanese women seem most capable. "My friend" has found women of the Rising Sun to be, on balance, rather voluptuous in their nether regions, with an extensive external door frame leading to a sizeable interior. "Kimochi !", as they say. Their Slot B can take all comers' Tab A, domestic or foreign.

 

Thailand is a different story. Many Thai women are rather slight, and better suited to slip a dinner roll into their breadbasket than a country loaf. That they can squeeze out a baby is immaterial, as the dilatory hormones present during childbirth are not present during the act that can lead to motherhood. Also, even women who have given birth, often have had an extra post natal stitch or two sewn into their goodness by the doctor, so even if the room inside is spacious, the door is not. One's Johnson, or John Thomas, or whatever the vernacular happens to be, is an object of curiosity, sometimes admired, but also sometimes feared, like a sword of Damocles, albeit not over the head.

 

As 'my friend' says, "Be careful what you wish for".

[herfiehandbag]

11 hours ago, spidermike007 said:

I am told (by experienced sources!) they are actually substantial, compared to others in SE Asia and especially compared to Japan, Korea, and China. 

Purely anecdotal but I understand that some ladies refer to certain Asian nationals as: "ha, ha, ha!"

 

5 cm 

5 minutes

5 thousand Baht.

 

Didn't understand it myself...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[VocalNeal]

1 hour ago, Skeptic7 said:

Even French! Sacrebleu!!!

French from former African colonies?.

[RandiRona]

20 minutes ago, Sparktrader said:

Who is 87 to 100?

 

Maybe Thailand

6.83 %
Thailand	4.51"	5' 7⅜"	6.68 %
Bangladesh	4.41"	5' 5"	6.81 %
Hong Kong	4.41"	5' 8½"	6.42 %
Sri Lanka	4.29"	5' 5¾"	6.50 %
Philippines	4.27"	5' 5"	6.59 %
Burma	4.21"	5' 5⅜"	6.45 %
Cambodia	3.95"	5' 5"

[VocalNeal]

One of my friends has a theory ????that the length of the males' willies is in direct proportion to the size of that culture's females' posteriors.

Eg. African ladies, large. African males large. Chinese ladies small/flat. Chinese males smaller. It is simply mechanics. Before the missionaries got there.

Edited April 19, 2022 by VocalNeal

[RafPinto]

2 hours ago, brianthainess said:

According to this list i'm from Ecuador 

Me too.
Do I have to include the little head when measuring?
If yes, a new country must be created for me.

[Excel]

36 minutes ago, Sparktrader said:

Aus win the willy Ashes

Poor old England cant win a thing

Simply not up to it ????

[Jingthing]

3 hours ago, 1FinickyOne said:

Who is doing the measuring? 

Dedicated practitioners of the hard  sciences, I can assure you.

 

Why just the other day a man in a purple coat knocked on my door sporting a measuring tape.

[Excel]

2 hours ago, brianthainess said:

According to this list i'm from Ecuador 

Well my wife just said when I showed her this post that clearly they didn't measure me as it makes Ecuadorians look small.

[RafPinto]

[Jingthing]

From micros to maxies, really at the end of the day AVERAGE is best.

[Skeptic7]

39 minutes ago, Sparktrader said:

Who is 87 to 100?

 

Maybe Thailand

Thailand fare better than 85. Prob around #80.

 

Edited April 19, 2022 by Skeptic7

[Sparktrader]

79th Thailand

 

[Sparktrader]

17 minutes ago, Jingthing said:

Dedicated practitioners of the hard  sciences, I can assure you.

 

Why just the other day a man in a purple coat knocked on my door sporting a measuring tape.

The guy told me he'd be back in 5 mins with a larger tape

[Excel]

Just now, Sparktrader said:

The guy told me he'd be back in 5 mins with a larger tape

Perhaps the translation was wrong and he was meaning a micrometre ? ????

[Iron Tongue]

All I have to say is, I'm glad I'm not Irish!

[Sparktrader]

How come US so low? 

[Jingthing]

The check is in the mail.

I won't hum in your mouth.

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

Those pants don't make your ass look fat.

Size doesn't matter.

 

Next

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Edited April 19, 2022 by Jingthing

[Jingthing]

6 minutes ago, Sparktrader said:

How come US so low? 

More accurate studies.

 

You know what they say about corrupt Ecuadorian dick measurers.

Edited April 19, 2022 by Jingthing