Man sentenced to prison for engaging in sex act while kneeling over a captured seagull.

[Social Media]

 

 

David Lee, 40, told the police that he was looking for the number of a vet and that he thought the seagull had been hurt. However, he was watching pornography at the time of the incident, according to the police investigation.

 

A man who admitted having sex with a newborn seagull he had caught while kneeling over it was sentenced to 24 weeks in prison.

David Lee, 40, performed the deed on himself while holding the bird between his legs.

He was at the moment watching porn.

The event, which occurred in a Sunderland backstreet in August of last year, was captured on CCTV.

Lee claimed he was attempting to help the bird because he thought it was injured when he was apprehended at a nearby takeout.

He stated that he was instead looking for a vet's phone number at the time, denying that he was watching pornography.

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[bunnydrops]

She was such a pretty bird.

[Social Media]

See. I met this bird down by the beach officer !

[stoner]

ka kaw....ka kaw

[worgeordie]

14 minutes ago, Social Media said:

David Lee, 40, performed the deed on himself while holding the bird between his legs.

He was at the moment watching porn

A multitasking Mackham  , well I never , 

 

regards Worgeordie

[ravip]

OMG... where's this world heading to?

[stoner]

2 minutes ago, ravip said:

OMG... where's this world heading to?

i guess he took the whole birds and the bees talk a little too literally. 

[phetphet]

He still has Christmas to look forward to. Stuffing the turkey.

[steven100]

sick ....

[JayClay]

27 minutes ago, Social Media said:

See. I met this bird down by the beach 

My one is different 

[simon43]

Now if he had used a parrot then he could have engaged in sex-chat at the same time, perhaps teach it some lewd phrases... "go on, go on, go on, oh you're such a big boy, who's a sexy polly?"

[Pink Mist]

An inappropriate vulgar post has been removed 

[Bert got kinky]

 

It's easy to slag this 'thing' off but we don't know if he (they) identifies as a Sunderland fan or even a male seabird.

 

Edited June 22, 2023 by Bert got kinky

[watchcat]

1 hour ago, ravip said:

OMG... where's this world heading to?

The Metoo movement?

[sungod]

I read the headline and was expecting it to be somewhere in China.

 

 

[proton]

Geordies are weird, never met a normal or nice one!

[Tropicalevo]

????

[Bert got kinky]

6 minutes ago, proton said:

Geordies are weird, never met a normal or nice one!

By throwing Mackems and Geordies into the same mix, you have managed to insult two cities in one short post.

 

Edited June 22, 2023 by Bert got kinky

[gargamon]

Lucky he didn't have 3 hands. Probably would have choked himself to death. 

[bignok]

2 hours ago, ravip said:

OMG... where's this world heading to?

Same as 5000 years ago

[bignok]

16 minutes ago, Goat said:

I thought to myself "gotta be a brit" so looked up the location and guess what.

Last week it was a bloke making love to a tree in a park.

 

https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-arrested-having-sex-tree-27126706

 

Something seriously wrong with these people. They should be locked up for everyones safety.

He loves trees. Good for environment.

[Rimmer]

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[keith101]

What a sicko

[chickenslegs]

9 hours ago, Social Media said:

The event, which occurred in a Sunderland backstreet

He could have stayed on the main road, but he decided to take a tern.

[kidneyw]

Makes the phrase "giving the bird" take on a new meaning.

[SAFETY FIRST]

9 hours ago, Social Media said:

was sentenced to 24 weeks in prison.

Prison isn't the solution, he needs help and probably a rubber room to live in. 

 

He's got mental health issues, a proper weirdo. 

 

Edited June 22, 2023 by SAFETY FIRST

[TimeMachine]

Yeah,  right. Sure. I believe . Trust it. Yep .