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What's your favorite insult?

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  • Insulting people is a sign of unhappiness on your part and you are blaming someone else for it.    

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Where did you rent those chins?

6 minutes ago, fondue zoo said:

Also, where can a person buy some good pickles?

Fragata you are terrible.

 

Make do or make my own.

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7 minutes ago, fondue zoo said:

Also, where can a person buy some good pickles?

Fragata you are terrible.

I quite like Branston small chunk pickles.

I've had more p___y then you've had hot meals.

 

Fight,f__k or hold the light!

 

She hit every branch of the ugly tree on the way down.

He's so full of sh** ,that if you gave him an enema, you could bury him in a matchbox.

1 minute ago, Chris Daley said:

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Wasn't there a show long ago, Blankety Blanks?

Ask for your education fees to be returned. 

Had a gentleman inform myself and others that inflation is a tax .

What is deflation then ? Tax rebate perhaps ? 

His reply was that I was a know nothing . 

OK , i can live with that 

Many to quickly condem others here in thailand . I am tired of them . 

29 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

Where did you rent those chins?

She's got more chins than the Hong Kong phone book.

Your breath smells of cat urine and mouth wash in one.

3 hours ago, bignok said:

Im 48 and insulting people in Thailand is a terrible idea.

We are talking about age, not IQ!     555

May the bird of paradise fly up your nose,
May an elephant caress you with his toes,
May your wife be plagued with runners in her hose,
May the bird of paradise fly up your nose!

9 minutes ago, KannikaP said:

We are talking about age, not IQ!     555

My IQ is only 24 sorry

1 hour ago, Morch said:

When is your baby due?

 

I actually gave up my seat on an airport bus to a woman with a large belly whom I assumed was pregnant. She said "thank you, but why?". I said, "because you're pregnant." She told me she was not! We both laughed.

I would call you an a$$hole, but that would be an insult to a$$holes.

 

You exhibit the unshakeable certainty only present in the half-educated.

 

I know that's two, couldn't choose.

Aimed at bad drivers.

You couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs arse.

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6 minutes ago, Photoguy21 said:

Using insults is a sign you have lost the argument 

Responding to an insult in kind sometimes wins. Read my posts on Churchill, Disraeli and George Bernard Shaw, then tell me who you think won.

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Just now, JeffersLos said:

Australian? 

Yes. And?

1 minute ago, Lacessit said:

Responding to an insult in kind sometimes wins. Read my posts on Churchill, Disraeli and George Bernard Shaw, then tell me who you think won.

Never wins. If you ignore the insults you win as the person giving them doesnt not get the reaction they so badly need.

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3 minutes ago, JeffersLos said:

Australian? 

 

2 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

Yes. And?

 

You have my sincere sympathies. Let me help you ties your shoelaces. 

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1 minute ago, Photoguy21 said:

Never wins. If you ignore the insults you win as the person giving them doesnt not get the reaction they so badly need.

Your opinion.

The thread title is  "What's your favorite insult?" It's not about their effect, or whether they win an argument.

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