This site is driving me mad....

[Crossy]

2 minutes ago, Negita43 said:

Royal Horticulture Society or maybe the opposite of LHS

 

LHS - Let's Have Sex (no, that is not a proposition)

 

RHS - Right Hand Sex?

[Negita43]

1 minute ago, Crossy said:

LHS - Let's Have Sex (no, that is not a proposition)

 

RHS - Right Hand Sex?

Crossy I always knew you were a bright sparks

 

 

[Liverpool Lou]

19 minutes ago, Crossy said:

Other issues are noted and added to the increasingly long Punch List**

 

** Note - This is not the list of members you wish to punch!!

Not an issue with me, I welcome all the daft assaults!

[HappyExpat57]

1 hour ago, Will B Good said:

1. Notifications take an age to load

2. Topics on the RHS won't appear unless I refresh the page every time.

3. The font is too small.

4. It is far from obvious which notifications have been read/not read.

5. I have no idea anymore who likes/laughs/agrees/disagrees with any of my comments.

6. Videos will no longer play.

 

 

......or is it just me?

 

 

 

Don't you get it? You are a beta software tester now.

[Crossy]

Just now, HappyExpat57 said:

Don't you get it? You are a beta software tester now.

 

You think we have got to Beta??

[HappyExpat57]

1 minute ago, Crossy said:

 

You think we have got to Beta??

 

I was being polite . . . 

[Negita43]

1 minute ago, HappyExpat57 said:

Don't you get it? You are a beta software tester now.

 

This thread is classic misdirection.

 

What I want to know is the real reason Asean went "off air"

[Crossy]

1 minute ago, Negita43 said:

This thread is classic misdirection.

What I want to know is the real reason Asean went "off air"

 

This really is the real reason! Trust me, I'm a moderator.

 

 

[Mike Lister]

2 minutes ago, Negita43 said:

 

This thread is classic misdirection.

 

What I want to know is the real reason Asean went "off air"

You gotta conspiracy theory or is it just paranoia?

[Negita43]

Just now, Mike Lister said:

You gotta conspiracy theory or is it just paranoia?

All three!

[Negita43]

4 minutes ago, Crossy said:

This really is the real reason! Trust me, I'm a moderator.

Never trust a moderator or a man who thinks LHS stands for left hand sex!!

[impulse]

8 minutes ago, Crossy said:

This really is the real reason! Trust me, I'm a moderator.

 

Dang.  I thought I'd been banished.

[Crossy]

6 minutes ago, impulse said:

Dang.  I thought I'd been banished.

 

It can be arranged

[Negita43]

23 minutes ago, Crossy said:

This really is the real reason! Trust me, I'm a moderator.

Crossy I found this definition for "moderator" I think its very apt for some of Asean threads!

 

moderator noun [C] (SUBSTANCE)

 

a substance that slows neutrons in a nuclear reactor

Edited November 29, 2023 by Negita43
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[scubascuba3]

2 hours ago, Crossy said:

Some things are certainly not just you.

 

Rest assured that the tech chaps are working on restoring all the familiar functionality, it's a step by step process.

 

What OS / browser are you using?

 

where is support these days? not had a response for 3 days

 

https://aseannow.com/topic/1312612-viewing-via-mobile-web-has-changed-notifications/

[scubascuba3]

2 hours ago, Crossy said:

"Reactions" have been anonymous for some time, too many were using them to troll/stalk other members.

 

If you think that someone is trolling/stalking you using reactions please hit "Report" with your concerns. The All-Knowing Oracle knows who reacted what

Not everyone agrees that it's the best way, how about a poll to see who wants them to remain anonymous?

[Crossy]

2 minutes ago, scubascuba3 said:

where is support these days? not had a response for 3 days

https://aseannow.com/topic/1312612-viewing-via-mobile-web-has-changed-notifications/

 

Is it still the same after the maintenance the other night??

[scubascuba3]

2 hours ago, Will B Good said:

Notifications take an age to load

Yep that's one of the problems, except better recently. Another is missing notifications and format change

 

 

[Stanton681]

1 hour ago, Crossy said:

@Liverpool Lou Go to the Top is coming as is Delete Notifications, patience my Scouse friend (Bolton lad here, it's close enough and on the correct side of the Pennines).

 

Other issues are noted and added to the increasingly long Punch List**

 

** Note - This is not the list of members you wish to punch!!

 

 

Liverpool Lou has already said he’s not a Scouser. The Liddypool connection is possibly that he is an admirer of Lou Macari.

[LS24]

2 hours ago, Crossy said:

 

 

If you think that someone is trolling/stalking you using reactions please hit "Report" with your concerns. The All-Knowing Oracle knows who reacted what

 

My money will always be on Will B Good as the culprit from now on no matter who was being stalked.

[Chris Daley]

It's smooth now for me.  Back to a normal speed.

 

If the text is too small just zoom in on the browser options.

[scubascuba3]

45 minutes ago, Crossy said:

 

Is it still the same after the maintenance the other night??

It doesn't fix the problems I've been having, like it doesn't default to the browser, so if you try and save a notifications link to home screen on a mobile phone it defaults to aseannow.com and not browser, tried 2 different browsers with the same result

[Pouatchee]

3 hours ago, Will B Good said:

Why do you care that I care?.....anyway.....you're a Gold member....I only talk to Ruby and above.

 

oft times looks more like you talk to yourself. only reason you are a ruby member is cos rather than not posting anything you need to post rubbish. poor little will be good

[billd766]

3 hours ago, Crossy said:

 

LHS - Let's Have Sex (no, that is not a proposition)

 

RHS - Right Hand Sex?

I always thought LHS was this.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsyUa63NM1E

 

[scottiejohn]

4 hours ago, Crossy said:

 

LHS - Let's Have Sex (no, that is not a proposition)

 

RHS - Right Hand Sex?

Come again please as it shot passed me!

[billd766]

4 hours ago, Crossy said:

@Liverpool Lou Go to the Top is coming as is Delete Notifications, patience my Scouse friend (Bolton lad here, it's close enough and on the correct side of the Pennines).

 

Other issues are noted and added to the increasingly long Punch List**

 

** Note - This is not the list of members you wish to punch!!

 

 

I remember punch lists.

 

My boss always seemed to save the worst ones for me.

 

I was never sure if he thought I was the best he had or that he hated me and wanted me to fail.

 

It was a toss up and he had 3 double sided coins. 2 heads, 2 tails and 2 blanks.

 

He did buy the beers afterwards though.

Edited November 29, 2023 by billd766
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[billd766]

3 hours ago, Crossy said:

 

Is it still the same after the maintenance the other night??

For me it is a bit better.

 

Thank you.

[smedly]

On 11/29/2023 at 12:44 PM, Will B Good said:

Why do you care that I care?.....anyway.....you're a Gold member....I only talk to Ruby and above.

pouatchee has been on my ignore list a very long time, not many have achieved this accolade over 13 years so I use it reluctantly but with purpose and sound reason

[smedly]

On 11/29/2023 at 12:38 PM, Crossy said:

 

Royal Horticultural Society of course

 

Or it could just be Right Hand Side

 

And they occasionally take ages for me too, usually a second click kicks things into life. Not ideal of course but ...

speaking of second clicks - I have a new topic on this forum which I think is a similar issue

[Will B Good]

46 minutes ago, smedly said:

pouatchee has been on my ignore list a very long time, not many have achieved this accolade over 13 years so I use it reluctantly but with purpose and sound reason

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