How Often Do YOU Cut Your Toenails?

[GammaGlobulin]

I don't know about you....

 

But I cut my toenails as seldom a possible.

 

Cutting toenails always reminds me of my age and my fat belly.

 

You gotta REACH DOWN and sometimes TURN AROUND, just to cut the nail on the big toe.

 

After that, you have NINE MORE to go!

 

Sometimes, I just let my toenails grow and grow, until my feet look like those of Howard Hughes

 

You gotta reach down....

 

 

When cutting toenails, when one is old, you can't fool around.

 

If I had a GF who worshipped the light shining from my adze, I might not need to pick a bale myself.

 

But, some of us are not so fortunate.

 

I expect to die alone.  And this is fine.

 

But, I just do not like cutting my own toenails, especially at my advanced age....

Why should I break my back doing so....?????

 

Any good suggestions how I might avoid this unwelcome chore in my life?

 

Thanks to all.

 

Regards,

 

Gamma

 

 

 

 

[Gottfrid]

You could have it done in a shop.

[GammaGlobulin]

3 minutes ago, Gottfrid said:

You could have it done in a shop.

 

ONLY if I brought my own tool.

 

Otherwise, it might not be so hygienic...

 

 

[Gottfrid]

1 minute ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

ONLY if I brought my own tool.

 

Otherwise, it might not be so hygienic...

 

 

Why? There are many salons that work with this? You don´t think they clean their tools?

Edited December 9, 2023 by Gottfrid

[GammaGlobulin]

2 minutes ago, Gottfrid said:

Why? There are many salons that work with this? You don´t think they clean their tools?

 

Correct!

 

I think that they do NOT use an autoclave, which is what they should be using...

 

 

Have you ever worked in a lab which requires sterile tools for cutting toenails?

 

I have....

 

We always use an autoclave such as this one to protect the clients....

 

 

[Gottfrid]

Just now, GammaGlobulin said:

 

Correct!

 

I think that they do NOT use an autoclave, which is what they should be using...

 

 

Have you ever worked in a lab which requires sterile tools for cutting toenails?

 

I have....

 

We always use an autoclave such as this one to protect the clients....

 

 

Really? You are just taking it too far.

[Ralf001]

I get a pedicure once a month.

 

 

[GammaGlobulin]

38 minutes ago, Gottfrid said:

Really? You are just taking it too far.

 

NOT Really....

My toenails have been taking it too long, for most of my life.

 

[stoner]

1 hour ago, GammaGlobulin said:

until my feet look like those of Howard Hughes

pretty sure he collected them in a jar :)

[Ralf001]

21 minutes ago, stoner said:

pretty sure he collected them in a jar :)

If they have not softened, they make great tooth picks.

[GammaGlobulin]

40 minutes ago, stoner said:

pretty sure he collected them in a jar :)

 

Absolutely.

 

He must have collected his clipped toenails in a jar...

And, the same jars in which he saved his urine for safekeeping.

 

When one is super rich, all rules go out the window.

 

 

[stoner]

17 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

Absolutely.

 

He must have collected his clipped toenails in a jar...

And, the same jars in which he saved his urine for safekeeping.

 

When one is super rich, all rules go out the window.

 

 

 

navigating that fine line between love and insanity...

[Gottfrid]

8 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

NOT Really....

My toenails have been taking it too long, for most of my life.

 

Do you disinfect yourself every time you touch something as well?

[Tropicalevo]

I don't.

Once a month, haircut and pedicure in the local shop. Two nice young ladies look after me.

[Lacessit]

My GF determines when my toenails are too long, and trims them for me. Usually after they start tearing her nightie.

[Ralf001]

3 hours ago, bignok said:

Do the offer extras?

 

They have numerous services one can choose from.

 

https://www.malirelax.com/

[still kicking]

Another silly stupid post go to Japan. 

[Captain Monday]

I don't . Every six weeks nice Thai ladies in a wonderful shop do for 500 baht.

[Northstar1]

Toenails and an arse hair trim once a month!

 

[still kicking]

2 minutes ago, Northstar1 said:

Toenails and an arse hair trim once a month!

 

Why you reply to this troll at all? I could reply I wipe my backside every time I use the loo 

[scottiejohn]

4 hours ago, still kicking said:

Why you reply to this troll at all? I could reply I wipe my backside every time I use the loo 

If you did that he would then start a thread about which habnd do you use and how many sheets at a time.

[sammieuk1]

For some obscure reason my Mrs has taken over this job mainly because something has got in the way and can't stand my grunting I'm guessing 🤔

[georgegeorgia]

I decided approx 1 year ago to let my fingernails grow.

 

This is in case I need to defend my self in the street , I also decided to paint them black at one stage ,though there not painted now 

 

As for toe nails I cut them every Sunday at 815am 

[worgeordie]

12 minutes ago, georgegeorgia said:

I decided approx 1 year ago to let my fingernails grow.

 

This is in case I need to defend my self in the street , I also decided to paint them black at one stage ,though there not painted now 

 

As for toe nails I cut them every Sunday at 815am 

Fight like a woman ,do we .

 

regards Worgeordie

[SAFETY FIRST]

21 hours ago, georgegeorgia said:

I decided approx 1 year ago to let my fingernails grow.

This is in case I need to defend my self in the street , I also decided to paint them black at one stage ,though there not painted now 

Wow, you are one strange egg. 

 

I see they closed down another one of your postings yesterday, the Aussie one. 

 

I reckon you hold the AN Forum record for getting your postings closed prematurely. 

 

BTW, I thought I read somewhere you were Australian or living in Australia 🤔

 

Edited December 13, 2023 by SAFETY FIRST

[georgegeorgia]

I must say this one of my favourites threads on ASEAN

 

I love getting a pedicure and manicure , I had my fingernails painted pink about 18 months ago and still went to work ,no one dared to comment,not with the PC nowadays, I could see many giving a sly sneaky look at my pink fingernails💅 but no one said a word 😂

 

It's fashion now even for bodybuilders to have them painted black 

 

Edited December 13, 2023 by georgegeorgia

[SAFETY FIRST]

4 minutes ago, georgegeorgia said:

I love getting a pedicure and manicure , I had my fingernails painted pink about 18 months ago and still went to work 

 

It's fashion now even for bodybuilders to have them painted black 

 

Yep, thanks for confirming my 'strange egg' theory 

 

[HappyExpat57]

Has AN really sunk this low? 

[Iamloki]

On 12/10/2023 at 4:18 AM, GammaGlobulin said:

 

ONLY if I brought my own tool.

 

Otherwise, it might not be so hygienic...

 

 

You can't be so old that no longer have a tool...

[NRGF]

My answer is never, I always get someone else to do it for me.