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Who the hell was I kiddin!

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  • I look forward to reading tomorrow's made up story.

  • Off with you then. Good riddance. See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya. Don’t let the door hit you in the arse. Sayonara Sucka. Hasta La Vista Baby! Hopefully you will not be back. 

  • Bet that do not happen, I await your next booze laced dribble.

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Bye Bob.  Thailand certainly isn't for everyone.  At least you can still keep entertaining us on this Forum.

Why is it people with a heightened sense of their own importance always feel the need to announce their supposed departure, yet they are never the ones to actually leave ?  Is it a trolling way to build up hope for others ? You see it in real life and online forums, facebook groups etc. The genuine people who are serious about it realise it's only important to themselves and quietly do it with no grandstanding fanfare.

18 hours ago, bob smith said:

what a shambles that Thai gym scene is!!

talk about a bunch of narcissistic prima donnas!

awful.

 

I have cancelled my membership and have been refunded in full.

Never doin that again!

 

Today I have also liquidated the last of my Thai assets.

bringing the grand total to 852,575USD.

 

My flights are now booked,

I am taking my money and running for the hills!

never to return to this place.

Thailand is about to get savage,

hope you all enjoy doin' your 90 day reports and jumpin' through immigration's hoops every year, oh and don't forget being treated like a common criminal just because you are a farang 😉 

that will all be a distant memory for me soon.

I have served my time, I think I deserve some kind of normality.

 

The grass is looking greener,

bob smith is just getting started!

 

regards,

bob.

 

 

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

18 hours ago, bob smith said:

I know mate.

 

it's a nonsense. 

 

enough is enough.

i aint playin that daft game anymore!

 

bob.

I'm surprised you didn't go LTR visa with annual notifications, multi re-entries, back to back five year stays and other benefits. Thai Elite might have been an alternative. On the other hand getting permanent residence (SRRV Smile, Expanded Courtesy) in The Philippines appears much accessible to you than Thailand. 

5 hours ago, herfiehandbag said:

Come on, he's not going anywhere!

It's the weekly bull!

I doubt he could run to the bus fare to the airport, let alone flights!


Come on, that’s hardly realistic at all….…. His Bull is daily… 

 

 

What about your poor wife, does she get anything beneficial from this move of yours?

I wonder how long it will take you to dislike your new location and bore people with your inane dribble. 

19 hours ago, bob smith said:

what a shambles that Thai gym scene is!!

talk about a bunch of narcissistic prima donnas!

awful.

 

I have cancelled my membership and have been refunded in full.

Never doin that again!

 

Today I have also liquidated the last of my Thai assets.

bringing the grand total to 852,575USD.

 

My flights are now booked,

I am taking my money and running for the hills!

never to return to this place.

Thailand is about to get savage,

hope you all enjoy doin' your 90 day reports and jumpin' through immigration's hoops every year, oh and don't forget being treated like a common criminal just because you are a farang 😉 

that will all be a distant memory for me soon.

I have served my time, I think I deserve some kind of normality.

 

The grass is looking greener,

bob smith is just getting started!

 

regards,

bob.

 

 

Maybe the gym you used was badly organised but the one I go to is very well organised. On the other hand it could just be your expectations were not met.

You can please some people some of the time but not all people all of the time

19 hours ago, bob smith said:

what a shambles that Thai gym scene is!!

talk about a bunch of narcissistic prima donnas!

awful.

 

I have cancelled my membership and have been refunded in full.

Never doin that again!

 

Today I have also liquidated the last of my Thai assets.

bringing the grand total to 852,575USD.

 

My flights are now booked,

I am taking my money and running for the hills!

never to return to this place.

Thailand is about to get savage,

hope you all enjoy doin' your 90 day reports and jumpin' through immigration's hoops every year, oh and don't forget being treated like a common criminal just because you are a farang 😉 

that will all be a distant memory for me soon.

I have served my time, I think I deserve some kind of normality.

 

The grass is looking greener,

bob smith is just getting started!

 

regards,

bob.

 

 

Good bye and good luck. Remember, you can leave a place but not yourself, Bob will always be with you.

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Just now, soalbundy said:

Good bye and good luck. Remember, you can leave a place but not yourself, Bob will always be with you.

I know!

 

But thankfully Thailand will no longer...

 

bob.

Just now, bob smith said:

I know!

 

But thankfully Thailand will no longer...

 

bob.

So off to the next destination that will disappoint you. Just think.....maybe it's you that's setting yourself up for bad experiences.

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2 minutes ago, soalbundy said:

So off to the next destination that will disappoint you. Just think.....maybe it's you that's setting yourself up for bad experiences.

....what if I Love it there though?

 

bob.

6 minutes ago, bob smith said:

....what if I Love it there though?

 

bob.

Now you believe in miracles, you are always complaining, you've lost the joy in just 'being' here a children's poem

Jonathan Jo
Has a mouth like an "O"
And a wheelbarrow full of surprises;
If you ask for a bat,
Or for something like that,
He has got it, whatever the size is.

If you're wanting a ball,
It's no trouble at all;
Why, the more that you ask for, the merrier -
Like a hoop and a top,
And a watch that won't stop,
And some sweets, and an Aberdeen terrier.

Jonathan Jo
Has a mouth like an "O,"
But this is what makes him so funny:
If you give him a smile,
Only once in a while,
Then he never expects any money!

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2 minutes ago, soalbundy said:

Now you believe in miracles, you are always complaining, you've lost the joy in just 'being' here a children's poem

Jonathan Jo
Has a mouth like an "O"
And a wheelbarrow full of surprises;
If you ask for a bat,
Or for something like that,
He has got it, whatever the size is.

If you're wanting a ball,
It's no trouble at all;
Why, the more that you ask for, the merrier -
Like a hoop and a top,
And a watch that won't stop,
And some sweets, and an Aberdeen terrier.

Jonathan Jo
Has a mouth like an "O,"
But this is what makes him so funny:
If you give him a smile,
Only once in a while,
Then he never expects any money!

utter nonsense.

 

bob.

Bob Smith has 850,000 baht? Wow, move over Donald Trump. Just think, he only needs 150,000 more to be a millionaire!

28 minutes ago, soalbundy said:

So off to the next destination that will disappoint you. Just think.....maybe it's you that's setting yourself up for bad experiences.

 

He will have a new thread up tomorrow saying how he loves Thailand and cannot leave.

Just now, bob smith said:

utter nonsense.

 

bob.

Of course it is Bob, of course it is, innocence and the ease of being is a puzzle to you, try giving a smile only once in a while. The world has more good people than bad, even in Thailand.

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5 minutes ago, soalbundy said:

The world has more good people than bad, even in Thailand.

you could've fooled me!

 

bob.

"Mum. I'm leaving home." -" OK."-" Mum, I mean it." -" Yeah. I heard you." - "Mum,I'm going."- "I heard you the first time."- Mum, I really mean it." " Bugger off and don't slam the door on the way out!"😆

21 hours ago, bob smith said:

what a shambles that Thai gym scene is!!

talk about a bunch of narcissistic prima donnas!

awful.

 

I have cancelled my membership and have been refunded in full.

Never doin that again!

 

Today I have also liquidated the last of my Thai assets.

bringing the grand total to 852,575USD.

 

My flights are now booked,

I am taking my money and running for the hills!

never to return to this place.

Thailand is about to get savage,

hope you all enjoy doin' your 90 day reports and jumpin' through immigration's hoops every year, oh and don't forget being treated like a common criminal just because you are a farang 😉 

that will all be a distant memory for me soon.

I have served my time, I think I deserve some kind of normality.

 

The grass is looking greener,

bob smith is just getting started!

 

regards,

bob.

 

 

There will be always help for your mental problems. Don't give up🙏

IF you are indeed leaving, please do not post from afar. The drivel we have all had to put up with since your first post has been more than excruciating. Replying has been like feeding a deep hole with crap, and you certainly fed well on it. Good bye, I do hope it doesn't look very good looking back!

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3 minutes ago, Surasak said:

IF you are indeed leaving, please do not post from afar. The drivel we have all had to put up with since your first post has been more than excruciating. Replying has been like feeding a deep hole with crap, and you certainly fed well on it. Good bye, I do hope it doesn't look very good looking back!

nobody forced you to read/reply..

 

you did that entirely of your own accord!

 

bob.

5 minutes ago, bob smith said:

nobody forced you to read/reply..

 

you did that entirely of your own accord!

 

bob.

My replies were very, very few and far between. Stop kidding yourself.

Who the hell was I kiddin! 

 

Good riddance No more BS from Khun Bob.

18 hours ago, Prubangboy said:

Not for me.

 

Only ThaiBeachLover leaving would be more of a hammer-blow to the heart.


What about GammaGlobulin?

11 hours ago, MangoKorat said:

Hey, leave the North of England out of this, we don't have people like him. Maybe a Southerner but most likely a yank - seeing as how he counts his supposed 'wealth' in US dollars.


But most of his idioms are from British English. Maybe the dollar reference was meant to throw you off. He's definitely from the UK. Maybe an East-Ender. 

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