I had to come back to Thailand.

[transam]

Nice one Bob.........

 

Some miserable sods on here........................😂

[bob smith]

7 minutes ago, Dan O said:

So bob I would say your an everyday fool.  you claim to have sold everything you owned in your vast real estate empire in 24 hours, kicked the imaginary mrs smith to the curb, then asked the mods to delete your account, (which I think they should honor), hopped on a plane killing your visa on the way out cos your never coming back. Visited an adjacent country, got a call from the imaginary mrs smith whom you admittedly dont give a sh$t about and ran back here, quite the tale this time

 

I think a screen play is in the making with steve buscemi playing you, rosie odonell playing the imaginary mrs smith, and ru paul playing the varying cast of imaginary women that fall for your folex watch. We can flush out the other actors as we go along. Opening for gay postal worker, irrate russian slum neighbors, rude restaurant lady that tossed you for speaking thai in Thailand. special opening for Rajee Narinesingh, that first thai ladyboy that tossed you for not paying your bill after a fun filled weekend.  I think this could be a weekly series on Netflix.

wow.

 

you have taken your obsession with me to a whole new level!

 

bob.

[transam]

1 hour ago, noobexpat said:

Poor georgegeorgia. Thought the coast was now clear to revive his flagging status as a formidable dross-poster. 

 

Ready to hit Operation Rekindle, with ....whats your favourite shade of sand on pattaya beach?

 

Akin to the poor folks of gaza: lost, forgotten and ignored. All hope has dwindled. 

 

 

 

Welcome back bob smythe 

 

 

Oh, gawd.................🥱

[Dolf]

4 hours ago, KhunLA said:

Was he ever here ... 

UK mum's basement

[Dolf]

4 hours ago, worgeordie said:

I knew it ,this man is full of B/S , unless it's hopefully an April fools .please let it be.

 

regards Worgeordie

What's your secret? Nobody else thought so 

[Dolf]

4 hours ago, bob smith said:

I arrived back in the land of smiles early this morning.

 

mrs. smith couldn't stand being alone,

she basically cried herself to sleep all weekend.

 

On sunday she begged me to come back to her.

I asked why doesn't she follow me to where I am,

she said no no she want's me back in Thailand with her happy happy.

 

I asked what's in it for me?

she said whatever I want.

so I agreed.

 

I booked my flight sunday night and arrived a few hours ago.

I have, in effect, had a very expensive dirty little weekend away.

mrs. smith knows all about it.

she accepts me for who i am and says i can do whatever i like going forward,

i can have as many mia nois as i want, thai style

just so long as I am with her every night for dinner.

 

new contracts have been drawn up,

new terms have been agreed.

i'm staying here for now!

i'm sure Ralf001 will be over the moon.

 

bob.

We missed you Bob

 Transam was boring us

[Bobthegimp]

4 hours ago, bob smith said:

she said whatever I want

 

Did you sodomize her upon arrival back at Casa Del Bob?

[Artisi]

Who cares, other than Bob?

[Mavideol]

5 hours ago, CharlieH said:

What a surprise.

NOT  555

[SAFETY FIRST]

5 hours ago, bob smith said:

arrived back in the land of smiles early this morning

Sadest news I've heard all year. 

 

Edited April 1 by SAFETY FIRST

[brianthainess]

I don't believe Bob has even been to Thailand. 

[Dan O]

34 minutes ago, bob smith said:

wow.

 

you have taken your obsession with me to a whole new level!

 

bob.

nope, absolutely no obsession with you. you seem to post this bs just to gain some type of twisted attention for yourself.  just showing you how utterly absurd your lies have become. You need some serious medical help if you truly believe the bs that you try to sell on this forum.  

[biervoormij]

The story of leaving and returning is about as real as Mr BS's Rolex. I have to admit I enjoy fiction so keep the stories coming. This was not your best work but I appreciate the effort.

[Dolf]

6 minutes ago, Dan O said:

nope, absolutely no obsession with you. you seem to post this bs just to gain some type of twisted attention for yourself.  just showing you how utterly absurd your lies have become. You need some serious medical help if you truly believe the bs that you try to sell on this forum.  

Lighten up. Just stories.

[Gandtee]

5 hours ago, KhunLA said:

Was he ever here ... 

Well. He's not all there. That's for sure.😉

[PJ71]

What a weapons grade tool of a 1/2 human.

[marin]

11 minutes ago, Dolf said:

Lighten up. Just stories.

A story.....

noun

 

1. 1.

   an account of imaginary or real people and events told for entertainment.

   "an adventure story"

    

   A lie....

   to say or write something that is not true in order to deceive someone:

   Are you lying to me

   Don't trust her - she's lying.

   I suspect he lies about his age.

    

   bob tends to tell "porkies" which are in reality lies. 

[Dolf]

1 minute ago, marin said:

A story.....

noun

 

1. 1.

   an account of imaginary or real people and events told for entertainment.

   "an adventure story"

    

   A lie....

   to say or write something that is not true in order to deceive someone:

   Are you lying to me

   Don't trust her - she's lying.

   I suspect he lies about his age.

    

   bob tends to tell "porkies" which are in reality lies. 

Nobody is harmed by it

[TheFishman1]

Wow, you just left and now you’re back really it all sounds like BS doesn’t it TIT

[marin]

6 minutes ago, Dolf said:

Nobody is harmed by it

Its your MO in posting birdy. Different views on the same subject. I have a problem with lies, you obviously dont. 

[IndomitableSpirit]

Bob's imagination is out of this world! I'm not sure if I should ask what he smokes.🤔🤔😁😁

[Dan O]

34 minutes ago, Dolf said:

Lighten up. Just stories.

Take your own advice then 

[Dolf]

10 minutes ago, marin said:

Its your MO in posting birdy. Different views on the same subject. I have a problem with lies, you obviously dont. 

It is a forum dude. Take a chill pill.

[Dolf]

Just now, Dan O said:

Take your own advice then 

Then stop abusing Bob.

[PJ71]

1 minute ago, Dolf said:

Then stop abusing Bob.

Are you Bobs boyfriend?

[Dolf]

3 minutes ago, PJ71 said:

Are you Bobs boyfriend?

I'm his dad

[bob smith]

4 minutes ago, PJ71 said:

Are you Bobs boyfriend?

I thought you were??

 

💔

 

bob.

[bob smith]

1 hour ago, Bobthegimp said:

 

Did you sodomize her upon arrival back at Casa Del Bob?

fresh outta Vaseline!

 

bob.

[giddyup]

1 hour ago, bob smith said:

wow.

 

you have taken your obsession with me to a whole new level!

 

bob.

But he hit it right on the head, told it exactly as it is.

[bob smith]

11 minutes ago, giddyup said:

But he hit it right on the head, told it exactly as it is.

what time you buyin me a drink?

 

see you on soi 6 after.

 

bob.