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Naked Foreigner Rescued from Cow Attack in Dramatic Incident


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2 hours ago, bkkcanuck8 said:

This is how I pieced the story in my head

man got drunk 

Don't listen to the stories in Your head

 

Don't let speculation get in the way of the truth.

No alcohol, the guy has a mental illness. 

 

Just another freaky foreigner, thousands of them here now with mental health issues. 

 

 

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The foreigner might have had only shorts on.,Took them off to use the forest as a toilet. ( I’m polite)  and the cow attacked him., I don’t  like the sound of the other option.,

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Would you take off your shirt and shoes?  

Man I don't read AN for 2 weeks because I was disgusted with the dissolution of the FF party, and a thaskin PM and throat slitting and sons killing fathers and this.   Tell me he didn't get rejected by a cow!! 

 

 

This isn't called milking the cow is it?

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2 minutes ago, PingRoundTheWorld said:

That's no way to describe a lady.

 

Seriously though: don't go try to **** random cows without their consent. Works for both cattle and humans.

Just goes to show that this lady can not be considered easy meat.

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1 hour ago, PingRoundTheWorld said:
1 hour ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

Inter-species sex is between man and ladyboy. 

I know it's puzzling, but ladyboys are still the same species, just....different. I think the word you're looking for is...gay

No, I'm correct

 

Inter-species

It is mostly documented among species that belong to the same genus. 

 

 

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53 minutes ago, Nick Carter icp said:

From the Daily Mail

 

A Russian tourist who allegedly tried to rape a cow was gored by the animal and had to be rescued by Thai police

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13749603/Russian-tourist-tried-rape-cow-gored-animal.html

Thailand, home to the freaks of nature. 

 

It's alarming that all of the world's oddballs, Nutjobs, mentally deranged foreigners are coming here. 

 

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"seeking to understand and prevent such occurrences in the future."

 

They are going to need to get creative on this one. Understand, not sure that will ever happen. 

 

Utterly impossible, maybe a fine for harassing the female cows, let him try that on a bull. 

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48 minutes ago, SAFETY FIRST said:
1 hour ago, PingRoundTheWorld said:
2 hours ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

Inter-species sex is between man and ladyboy. 

I know it's puzzling, but ladyboys are still the same species, just....different. I think the word you're looking for is...gay

No, I'm correct

 

Inter-species

It is mostly documented among species that belong to the same genus

I'd like to know the term for human and alien sex is! 

 

Like if Mork from Ork had sex with Mindy from Mork and Mindy 😂

 

Oh dear, time for bed, too many beers today, been an interesting day. 

 

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