English Tourist Riding Wrong Way on Jomtien Beach Road Crashes into Parked Car

[MalcolmB]

2 hours ago, richard_smith237 said:

 

He's not very sharp... His only intention with that comment was to 'trigger' other Brits with his anti-British sentiment.... (a common method of his to attempt to trigger people and enter conflict).

 

Ah, we have a story about a drunken Brit riding the wrong way down the street causing an accident. 

And all we get from our resident Brit apologist is a deflection about fellow Brit me.

 

If it had of been a Thai doing this who ran into a Brit we would have a long winded post from you explaining all your theories on what is wrong with Thailand.

 

 

[AndreasHG]

I took once the Ijmuiden (Amsterdam) Newcastle ferry, and I saw the British booze culture in action.

Minutes before the bar closed for the night, I saw all British travelers, including truck drivers, rushing to buy who two, who three pints of beer, to ensure they were set and covered for the night.

Only minors where excluded. All other Brits, from 18 to 80 y/o, including girls, grown up women, mothers and grandmothers took part in the alcoholic bacchanal.

A new experience for a continental European, who grew up with plenty of alcohol available, and very little appetite for it outside of social events.

 

[Andrew65]

6 minutes ago, AndreasHG said:

I took once the Ijmuiden (Amsterdam) Newcastle ferry, and I saw the British booze culture in action.

Minutes before the bar closed for the night, I saw all British travelers, including truck drivers, rushing to buy who two, who three pints of beer, to ensure they were set and covered for the night.

Only minors where excluded. All other Brits, from 18 to 80 y/o, including girls, grown up women, mothers and grandmothers took part in the alcoholic bacchanal.

A new experience for a continental European, who grew up with plenty of alcohol available, and very little appetite for it outside of social events.

 

This probably has it's roots in the British tradition of pubs closing between 10-11pm, a mad rush for "LAST ORDERS 'aven't you got 'omes to go to!?"😁

[BarraMarra]

Kriangsit immediately contacted emergency services, showing care for the Tourist or making sure the damage is paid for. 

[sabai-dee-man]

8 hours ago, thailand49 said:

They made it one way with very little alternative for motorist to get to point B,  but to break the rule because they know it is the rule but no enforcement.

 

BS. It's just laziness.

[Photoguy21]

On 10/23/2024 at 12:59 PM, MalcolmB said:

Fatty Brit on the motorbike seems to have weathered this collision better than the Thai who was in the car.

 

We build them tough in England.

Or maybe we just make them thicker

[Photoguy21]

On 10/23/2024 at 1:03 PM, EVENKEEL said:

A regular Scouser he is. His name isn't Bob is it?

Not a regular one at all. We do have his category of people, they are called morons.

[sambum]

7 hours ago, khunpin said:

Pissed like a parrot on an illegal bike. Typical for people from the island in the Atlantic Ocean. 🤦🏼‍♂️ 

 

Bit of a racist comment, don't you think?

 

I have never heard "pissed like a parrot" before - you just make that up? "Drunk as a skunk" - yes but that gels alliteratively (You'll probably need to Google the meaning of that)

[richard_smith237]

3 minutes ago, sambum said:

 

Bit of a racist comment, don't you think?

 

I have never heard "pissed like a parrot" before - you just make that up? "Drunk as a skunk" - yes but that gels alliteratively (You'll probably need to Google the meaning of that)

 

Perhaps a British colloquialism... 

 

As pissed as a newt

As pissed as a parrot

As pissed as a fart

As pissed as a rat

[sambum]

3 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

 

Perhaps a British colloquialism... 

 

As pissed as a newt

As pissed as a parrot

As pissed as a fart

As pissed as a rat

 

Heard of all the other 3  - but not the parrot one - sounds Australian or South American? Maybe he was thinking of the dead parrot sketch by Monty Python?

[Shocked farang]

The wrong side of the road in Thailand is the right side of the road in my native country. But for a Brit, this is true insanity... He deserves to be "exported" back to Britain. 

[GoodieAfterDark]

On 10/22/2024 at 10:59 PM, MalcolmB said:

Fatty Brit on the motorbike seems to have weathered this collision better than the Thai who was in the car.

 

We build them tough in England.

 All the brain power end up in the belly.

[thailand49]

5 hours ago, sabai-dee-man said:

 

BS. It's just laziness.

No one is saying it isnt our definition of lazy isnt the same to Thais.

 

[BangkokReady]

22 hours ago, richard_smith237 said:

He's not very sharp... His only intention with that comment was to 'trigger' other Brits with his anti-British sentiment.... (a common method of his to attempt to trigger people and enter conflict).

 

And he isn't even British.  He just sometimes tries to claim his latest persona is.

[Andrew65]

14 hours ago, richard_smith237 said:

 

Perhaps a British colloquialism... 

 

As pissed as a newt

As pissed as a parrot

As pissed as a fart

As pissed as a rat

....as sick as a parrot! (English Football managers)😁

[Joebuzzz]

On 10/23/2024 at 12:59 PM, MalcolmB said:

Fatty Brit on the motorbike seems to have weathered this collision better than the Thai who was in the car.

 

We build them tough in England.

Tough?  The guy has more padding that a 1950's sofa.

[safarimike11]

On 10/23/2024 at 12:48 PM, Georgealbert said:

 

 

A foreign tourist, allegedly heavily intoxicated, crashed his motorcycle into a parked car on Jomtien Beach Road, near Soi 1 in Pattaya, resulting in injuries and damage to both vehicles.

 

The collision took place in the early hours of October 22. When rescue teams arrived they found a white Honda Click motorcycle, which had no license plate, severely damaged alongside a bronze Toyota Fortuner, that had sustained significant impact damage. The car was owned by 42-year-old Kriangsit Imchom.

 

The motorcyclist, identified as an English tourist, appeared to be heavily intoxicated and was without any form of identification. He suffered cuts and bruises to his body and face. After receiving first aid at the scene, he was immediately transported to a hospital for further treatment.

 

Kriangsit stated that he was preparing to drive off when the tourist, riding at high speed in the wrong direction, collided with the front of his SUV. He quickly contacted emergency services for assistance.

 

Police are reviewing CCTV from the area, as the investigation in the incident continues..

 

Police from responders.

-- 2024-10-23

 

Piston broke.

[Bobthegimp]

I'm shocked to have been away from the forum for a few days and log in to find yet another tale of a degenerate Brit acting as he does back home.  Who let him escape from Buakhao? They need electronic collars and invisible fences for the likes of him. 

[jacko45k]

8 hours ago, Bobthegimp said:

I'm shocked to have been away from the forum for a few days and log in to find yet another tale of a degenerate Brit acting as he does back home.  Who let him escape from Buakhao? They need electronic collars and invisible fences for the likes of him. 

Please be shocked enough to go away for longer next time!

[Bobthegimp]

On 10/29/2024 at 6:21 AM, jacko45k said:

Please be shocked enough to go away for longer next time!

 

I did just that. Lo and behold, another Englishman popped up, incoherent and shirtless.  What the hell is leeching into the groundwater of that once proud nation? 

[jacko45k]

7 hours ago, Bobthegimp said:

 

I did just that. Lo and behold, another Englishman popped up, incoherent and shirtless.  What the hell is leeching into the groundwater of that once proud nation? 

Benefits, drugs, immigration..... all contribute to the downfall. What you going to do, the chimps are running the tea party! You might find some remaining pride among the older ones!