I've pondered this very carefully, and will stump up a not inconsiderable donation of my wife's collection of plastic flowers.

This indestructible library of flora and fauna will surely be of such over whelming interest to them, that it will afford CB time to escape as the little Greenies strive to figure out what plants these.. ehem.. sculptures are supposed to represent and from what star systems they supposedly originate.

Of course, if we just tell the Aliens we dont actually want him back, they will realise that hes no real use to them after all and send him back anyway because they dont want to feed him, therefore saving plastic flowers, old t-shirts, match-sticks, record collections and marigold gloves.

Maybe he'll come back "new and improved", or at least "normal".

Just leave him there until the alien's have finished giving an internal probing.

Just leave him there until the alien's have finished giving an internal probing.

In that case, I'll also offer a pair of rubber gloves. Only been used once.

Just leave him there until the alien's have finished giving an internal probing.

In that case, I'll also offer a pair of rubber gloves. Only been used once.

Good idea I'll throw in a rusty whisk.

Just leave him there until the alien's have finished giving an internal probing.

In that case, I'll also offer a pair of rubber gloves. Only been used once.

Good idea I'll throw in a rusty whisk.

and a jar of Tiger Balm.........er Vaseline.

In order to ensure Crowboy's immediate release, I am willing to forego my own Guiness Records bid, and shall pledge my massive ball of navel lint I've amassed through the years. I'll also surrender my most prized possesion; a stuffed and mounted Jackalope. My karma cup runneth over, I'm sure.

I will offer me most prized collection tink and filled up to the raffters:-

This will bring him back for sure

Kan Win

I'll throw in a couple of Vegemite sangers. If we get the aliens to try them they will be confused enough for CB to escape.

A 7 year old pair of Cooper's Y-Fronts mercifully untainted by the effects of last night's Beef Madras.

I'll donate 1 Corinthians 13 - cos we love him so much!

Paulus schrieb an die Korinther

lasst euch Haare wachsen bis zum Hintern

...was this that one you mean?

13 Nun aber bleibt Glaube, Hoffnung, Liebe, diese drei; die größte aber von diesen ist die Liebe.

Tiggs, Is this you talking in tongues ?

Nein. ich spreche ein bischen Deutch, aber nicht sehr gut!

Ah I see....Your pal Dutch has got a beer gut !!!

We are forgetting one thing here...

Crow Boy IS an alien!

This is an important point.

He could be on home leave, with the gimp suit and sordid sex acts in Cambridge, just a form of sick " Beam me up Scottie " transportation.

( Although......... " Ream me up Kayo " ........dosen't have quite the same " Ring " to it ).

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Has anyone else noticed Kayo also hasn't responded in a while hhmmmmmmm.....!!!

HE'S BUSY........................................................................( with CB )

HE'S BUSY........................................................................( with CB )

Oh ! I always thought they are both women-oriented

Tricky types, aliens.

HE'S BUSY........................................................................( with CB )

Oh ! I always thought they are both women-oriented

Zaza it's been noticed that you haven't put in for the "Save a Crow Boy Fund'.

We can only assume that you want the Vogons to put C.B. into a Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Happy Vertical People Transporter and sent to the third moon of Jaglan Beta.

I'm not sure what is being suggested here (about the coincidental absense of CB and kayo), but maybe this little snippet will add some spice to the som tam:

XX and xxxx,

close enough to rub.

Out comes the vaseline,

Rub-a-dub-dub.

A little dab here, a little smear there,

Tenderly applied, not in the hair !

A sly smile and a knowing wink,

A little leather adds some kink.

Forget TV, forget the 'net,

Lewd and slick, they begin to pet.

Up and down, in and out,

Gently now you clumsy lout.

Chests heave and pulses race,

Don't slow now, keep up the pace.

The hole is big, the time is now,

They just helped birth......a baby cow !

(well, there's an hour of creativity down the drain !)

HE'S BUSY........................................................................( with CB )

Oh ! I always thought they are both women-oriented

Zaza it's been noticed that you haven't put in for the "Save a Crow Boy Fund'.

We can only assume that you want the Vogons to put C.B. into a Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Happy Vertical People Transporter and sent to the third moon of Jaglan Beta.

Well, it would be one helluva ride.

Well, it seems all our sacrifice has been in vain. Crowboys close encounter of the fourth kind continues. The only remaining question is, will Crowboy be released and come on here to say "I Anal Probes" or will the Vogons report in to say that Crowboy "Tastes Like Chicken".

To quote suegha Halleluja

The Vogons have released our Crow Boy

Raise your voices and give thanks to Brian

"THANK YOU BRIAN"

Spotted this morning in Bedlam

HE'S BUSY........................................................................( with CB )

Oh ! I always thought they are both women-oriented

Zaza it's been noticed that you haven't put in for the "Save a Crow Boy Fund'.

We can only assume that you want the Vogons to put C.B. into a Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Happy Vertical People Transporter and sent to the third moon of Jaglan Beta.

ULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I was strongly disappointed that you had failed to recognize my identity from the kind of soundtracks I listen to !

Hail, , he has arisen.........

Does this mean I can keep my stubbie of Coopers Pale Ale and the rubber gloves ? I may well find another use for them, especially if that gimp suit becomes available.

HE'S BUSY........................................................................( with CB )

Oh ! I always thought they are both women-oriented

Zaza it's been noticed that you haven't put in for the "Save a Crow Boy Fund'.

We can only assume that you want the Vogons to put C.B. into a Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Happy Vertical People Transporter and sent to the third moon of Jaglan Beta.

ULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I was strongly disappointed that you had failed to recognize my identity from the kind of soundtracks I listen to !

Ah, just got it, War of the Worlds.

Does this mean I can keep my stubbie of Coopers Pale Ale and the rubber gloves ? I may well find another use for them, especially if that gimp suit becomes available.

I don't want my skiddies back. Please donate them to charity.

HE'S BUSY........................................................................( with CB )

Oh ! I always thought they are both women-oriented

Zaza it's been noticed that you haven't put in for the "Save a Crow Boy Fund'.

We can only assume that you want the Vogons to put C.B. into a Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Happy Vertical People Transporter and sent to the third moon of Jaglan Beta.

ULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I was strongly disappointed that you had failed to recognize my identity from the kind of soundtracks I listen to !

Ah, just got it, War of the Worlds.

Ula. The Irish word for 'apple'. Always wondered why aliens would be shouting 'apples'?