With a sickly feeling Tiger and Mr Toad bringing a bag of flour into the mix I am tempted to speculate that the flour might instead be used to deep fry something special in the hope that the brace of bellies prefer eating an object crispy on the outside yet warm and soft on the inside. As to what that special item might be we can only ponder. *

I have heard of deep fried candy bars and of a contest (American mainland) to find the most unusal deep fried food, deep fried whole turkey and pizza long surpassed. I suggested double deep fried Japanese air hostess kickers but that was against the rules.

It seems most things in Thailand are deep fried before being eaten, some things get to hit the bubbling oil alive and yet other items are even as real food like chicken filets.

I think that the group picture above is a lardy take on The British Spice Girls ?

...so Ginger has some more pies to find.

The one on the left, Sporty(?) Belly with the leather {I was going to say two piece - but there is no evidence to the second item.....<shivers> } bra makes me wonder if such items are sold at an Outsided Victoria Secrets store somewhere? Texas?

* It's beer isn't it - deep fried beer the all round balanced food - a cool smooth liquid with a rounded taste captured in a moment of crisp batter, served with a slice of lemon/lime - like a Mexican Sol.

With that sudden unexpected burst of cadent typing I will sign off for a while to ponder the wisdom of my 1,001st post, but before I go I will sow the seed of a question regarding the above picture, Miss Leather and Miss Lime-Green do seem to be a little touchy feely - is there more than friendship going on here?

With a sickly feeling Tiger and Mr Toad bringing a bag of flour into the mix I am tempted to speculate that the flour might instead be used to deep fry something special in the hope that the brace of bellies prefer eating an object crispy on the outside yet warm and soft on the inside. As to what that special item might be we can only ponder. *

I have heard of deep fried candy bars and of a contest (American mainland) to find the most unusal deep fried food, deep fried whole turkey and pizza long surpassed. I suggested double deep fried Japanese air hostess kickers but that was against the rules.

It seems most things in Thailand are deep fried before being eaten, some things get to hit the bubbling oil alive and yet other items are even as real food like chicken filets.

I think that the group picture above is a lardy take on The British Spice Girls ?

...so Ginger has some more pies to find.

The one on the left, Sporty(?) Belly with the leather {I was going to say two piece - but there is no evidence to the second item.....<shivers> } bra makes me wonder if such items are sold at an Outsided Victoria Secrets store somewhere? Texas?

* It's beer isn't it - deep fried beer the all round balanced food - a cool smooth liquid with a rounded taste captured in a moment of crisp batter, served with a slice of lemon/lime - like a Mexican Sol.

With that sudden unexpected burst of cadent typing I will sign off for a while to ponder the wisdom of my 1,001st post, but before I go I will sow the seed of a question regarding the above picture, Miss Leather and Miss Lime-Green do seem to be a little touchy feely - is there more than friendship going on here?

Some things are best not imagined.

HEY CUBAN.............................Congrads on your 1000 poster!

I THOUGHT MISS ENGLAND WAS RUDE. Cant imagine how they can was the yeasty cheese growing in the folds or their ass for that manner ...........OOOOOH gross!

The judges in England are clearly mad, she came second.

I'd rather go camping with combat barbie.

So, if something happens to the winner (a sex scandal?), Chloe will represent England in the big one?

But the Miss Universe 2008 contest is already over (having been won by Miss Venezuela - Dayana Mendoza).

Hmmmm, wonder if there was nay "Oil for Votes" deals going on in the back room ?

Unless the newspapers are photoshopping it too. Besides I've seen photos of her with her clothes on and she is a big girl.

OK, my two cents worth as a woman. The whole Miss whatever thing is stupid, but its been going on for years, men have been staring at women's bodies since they put clothes on and that isn't going to change. So, no point in railing against it, cause its there already. So....

I agree, I don't think this lady is that unattractive. Big girls need lovin too, and I'm sure there is a big guy out there that would be thrilled to have her as the missus. Actually, this gal is probably the average for the U.S.

How did this girl make it to this far? Apparently she has a strong chance of winning it. Your thoughts

English Beer Googles, available in all good Pubs and Clubs in the UK.......

How did this girl make it to this far? Apparently she has a strong chance of winning it. Your thoughts

English Beer Googles, available in all good Pubs and Clubs in the UK.......

One size fits all........

It seems that living large is the next big thing in Thailand too...

Contestants competing for Thailand's Miss Jumbo title:

It seems that living large is the next big thing in Thailand too...

Contestants competing for Thailand's Miss Jumbo title:

Sheesh, will britmaveric stop at nothing to win beauty pageants ? First it was Miss Jenny's, then Miss Tiffany's, now this !