Dirty business: Used panty shops mushroom on Facebook, draw online backlash

[Bagwan]

And just when you think dirty old men can't get more perverted..

They're just trying to keep up with the perverted dirty young men.

[animatic]

Panty Pledging Scheme!

Extra Premium for HiSo and pop starlet panties.

[scorecard]

they dont state if it was

a woman or a man

unsanitary

I worked in Japan about 15 years back.

Soiled underwear was available in sealed cans in typical vending machines, all lined up with the usual vending machines selling drinks, snacks, etc.

My Japanese colleagues pointed out that there were different categories available in each machine: 'Teen girls', '20s girls, 'teen boys', 'baseball athletes' etc.

Cost - no idea.

Still available - no idea.

[Bagwan]

Out in these parts in the late 50's serving in the RN it was required of those who had struck lucky ashore to bring back evidence of their nocturnal activity. Sitting down to something masquerading as breakfast it became part of one's daily routine to look upwards at the hammock bars to see if there had been any new additions and then the lucky souls had to recount their adventures. How many time did I hear ' she had nipples like check fire bells' or 'she was slack as a yak'? We dared on one occasion to parade them one Saturday morning when the C.O. carried out messdeck rounds and inspection. As leading hand of the mess I reported the mess ready for his inspection and the Captain looking upwards asked for an explanation. I reminded him that as part of his speech to the ship's company at the commissioning ceremony on the Clyde he stated that 'we are going to work hard and play hard'. I said that he had proof that we had worked hard and that we were in the Flag Officer's good books. This display was to show that we knew how to play hard too. His entourage recoiled in horror but he grinned and went on his way.

When visiting Manila, day 2 breakfast inspection showed that there was only one addition to our trophies. Everybody who had gone ashore denied esponsibility. Eventually one bright spark came up with the solution. He reminded everybody that I was in charge of the Shore Patrol the previous evening. I merely stated that I wouldn't comment and that my lips were soiled. Later that day the First Lieutenant (Executive Officer) remarked that I had spent a busy evening ashore and I replied that I had had to make two arrests and return the miscreants to their ships under close escort. He wasn't referring to that he replied witha a grin. Happy days.

[slipperylobster]

If i was a lady farang and received money from selling my soiled panties, would I require a "Work" Visa? If so, what would the "Job Description" on my application be? Would the Phuket Panty Mafia extort money from a Dirty Panty Money Laundering Operation? Would I have Declare my soiled panties on the Customs form when I arrive there?

[robhufton]

What kind of shrooms grow in panties ?

Shiitake?

[mikebell]

I'd sell mine but I can't get them off.

[Sheryl]

I must say the syntax of the title had me confused for a spell there.....

Soiled panties go shopping? For mushrooms yet? On facebook?

[wilgoster]

Perhaps they've already been washed and only hung online to dry.

[chooka]

soiled bargirl underwear hum I'II definitely pass on that.

[rubl]

If i was a lady farang and received money from selling my soiled panties, would I require a "Work" Visa? If so, what would the "Job Description" on my application be? Would the Phuket Panty Mafia extort money from a Dirty Panty Money Laundering Operation? Would I have Declare my soiled panties on the Customs form when I arrive there?

If your luggage was checked, all soiled panties would of course be confiscated by strict custom officers. Maybe we would even get a 'crime re-enactment' story with Dept. PM Pol. Captain Chalerm invited to participate in exposing this horrible crime against Thai 'customs'

[Buckaroo]

Thailand the hub of soiled knickers.

Not another eejot who thinks they are funny and the first to mention the boring ''H'' word!

Well at least he did not mention Thaksin, ahh, blown it now

[Buckaroo]

They sniff Thaksin's underwear and get paid for it.

Ahh, I knew it would not take long for Thaksin to be included somehow

[rubl]

soiled bargirl underwear hum I'II definitely pass on that.

Interesting. Personally I would have written "soiled underwear hum I'II definitely pass on that."

[rametindallas]

sounds fishy to me

Even more fishy is guys wearing girl underwear and selling it as worn by girls, popular extra income amongt students in my country. The buyer thinks he is smelling girls underwear but actually worn by a guy, most won't notice in their exitement

I smell a scam!

[rametindallas]

This being Thailand how can we be sure there are no fakes being produced with something like chille paste? Is there anyway to get OTOP involved to guarantee quality?

Sent from my GT-I9003 using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app

pbla rah (fermented mudfish as used in some somtam recipes)

[itchybum]

In Japan, they sell used underwear in vending machines everywhere. Right next to the beer vending machines.

That's a myth. In all my time there, I never saw a single "used panty" vending machine and I saw more than my fair share of Beer vending machines.

Supposedly there's some in Shibuya but I never saw them there either in my walkabouts.

How does the girl fit in there ?

[Spoonman]

In Japan, they sell used underwear in vending machines everywhere. Right next to the beer vending machines.

That's a myth. In all my time there, I never saw a single "used panty" vending machine and I saw more than my fair share of Beer vending machines.

Supposedly there's some in Shibuya but I never saw them there either in my walkabouts.

How does the girl fit in there ?

They use Vacuum..... tape all the orifices closed then bring out the hoover, before you know it she's gone from 4 foot to 3 inches.

[Payboy]

Here's what I don't understand.

I'm a 34" waist and that's about average, most Thai girls are way smaller than that.

So these panties wouldn't fit most men anyway. What would be the point in ordering them?

Getting into them is half the fun.

[Spoonman]

Here's what I don't understand.

I'm a 34" waist and that's about average, most Thai girls are way smaller than that.

So these panties wouldn't fit most men anyway. What would be the point in ordering them?

Getting into them is half the fun.

A crisp 500b note usually does the trick.

[OldChinaHam]

I would be interested in buying a few.

Just to do some DNA testing at the lab at the uni.

If it turns out, as we all suspect, that these are actually bogus in all they claim, then this fraud should be reported.

[OldChinaHam]

But I bet you could actually put a sign up on any street corner in most cities and just say that you will pay for any underwear removed on site.

Make the financial offering reasonable. And then you will know that the panties are authentic.

No doubt that if you do this in Manhattan, NYC you will have at least 5 percent of the passersby stepping out of their clothes.

Or you could probably offer a free lottery ticket in exchange for underwear in most places if you tell them their used panties are lucky.

Use your imagination if you are after someone's panties.

[itchybum]

Here's what I don't understand.

I'm a 34" waist and that's about average, most Thai girls are way smaller than that.

So these panties wouldn't fit most men anyway. What would be the point in ordering them?

Getting into them is half the fun.

1 per cheek...so a friend told me.

[Farangdam]

selling used panties... so so.....selling unwashed panties herm..... i am psychhhhh

[hhiser]

Per normal the Japanese have Thai merchants beat.

http://outsiderjapan.pbworks.com/f/cigs.jpg

Edited June 28, 2013 by hhiser

[joeaverage]

has anybody else noticed the growing frequency with which the verb "mushroom" appears in headlines?

[joeaverage]

But I bet you could actually put a sign up on any street corner in most cities and just say that you will pay for any underwear removed on site.

Make the financial offering reasonable. And then you will know that the panties are authentic.

No doubt that if you do this in Manhattan, NYC you will have at least 5 percent of the passersby stepping out of their clothes.

Or you could probably offer a free lottery ticket in exchange for underwear in most places if you tell them their used panties are lucky.

Use your imagination if you are after someone's panties.

i used to play pool with the ladies for their knickers, bras. 500 baht if i lost, knickers there and then if i won.

i never lost, they were always so titillated they generally blew it.

havent in a while, but it was good fun.

[joeaverage]

This being Thailand how can we be sure there are no fakes being produced with something like chille paste? Is there anyway to get OTOP involved to guarantee quality?

Sent from my GT-I9003 using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app

pbla rah (fermented mudfish as used in some somtam recipes)

er, fermented mudflap, what?

[OldChinaHam]

But I bet you could actually put a sign up on any street corner in most cities and just say that you will pay for any underwear removed on site.

Make the financial offering reasonable. And then you will know that the panties are authentic.

No doubt that if you do this in Manhattan, NYC you will have at least 5 percent of the passersby stepping out of their clothes.

Or you could probably offer a free lottery ticket in exchange for underwear in most places if you tell them their used panties are lucky.

Use your imagination if you are after someone's panties.

i used to play pool with the ladies for their knickers, bras. 500 baht if i lost, knickers there and then if i won.

i never lost, they were always so titillated they generally blew it.

havent in a while, but it was good fun.

Did you say they blew it, sir?

[joeaverage]

i did indeed