Woman says cow is her reincarnated husband

[Lite Beer]

Woman says cow is her reincarnated husband
By Coconuts Bangkok

A widow from the north-eastern province of Srisaket claims that her husband reincarnated as a cow to help his family.

Nittaya Sopa, 35, said a male calf called “Fon” may appear to be just an ordinary baby bull, but inside the young bovine resides the soul her recently departed husband.

According to Nittaya, Fon enters the house as if he owns the place and lays on her husband’s side of the bed after he finishes his meals.

Read More: http://bangkok.coconuts.co/2013/08/15/woman-says-cow-her-reincarnated-husband

-- Coconuts Bangkok 2013-08-15

[Thait Spot]

How a-moo-sing

[siampolee]

I must admit that some of the cows I have met seem to be a reincarnation of my first wife.

[Nickymaster]

Lucky cow

[Tywais]

Guess if her husband had been a farang that would be a buffalo calf?

[Patje]

At least she has no gamble and alcohol addiction

[foxteen]

hmmm Very cute cow..but looks like a girl...and only drink whiskey

[Songhua]

Tee Hee. Udder nonsense.

[Bluespunk]

At least she has no gamble and alcohol addiction

Actually, the cow apparently is helping the wife win big on the lottery so gambling is still there. As for alcohol, well I think the article makes it clear who has been hitting the sauce.

[gentman]

its a good deal...at least a cow cannot argue back if she shout at it.

[JeremyBowskill]

Cow likes to walk in house and lay next to a cool wall, well that's got me convinced. Any chance he could look over this weeks euromillions numbers for me? 70 million Euros up for grabs, will buy Fon a bottle of Lao Kao for his trouble.

[colin2]

Is she having sex with it ?.

[jbrain]

Guess her husband must have called her too many times a stupid cow.

[NCC1701A]

wait a minute... what if it is her husband? can they legally have sex?

[kannot]

Im gonna say Penelope Cruz is my reincarnated Wife and go round and give her a good rodgering!!

Dunno what makes these people tick...... whatever it is its well and truly broken.

[kannot]

Guess her husband must have called her too many times a stupid cow.

He was right!!!

[Songhua]

wait a minute... what if it is her husband? can they legally have sex?

TIT.

[siampolee]

One can only presume in an earlier incarnation the lady concerned (Nittaya Sopa) may well have been married to Alf Garnett Yer silly old moo.

[PatOngo]

By day,he works in a china shop.

[phetphet]

i wonder if he is house trained.

[zydeco]

Now, this is the Thailand I know and love. Would really like to see more news like this than arresting people for "likes" on Facebook or oil spills or rice schemes or yet another rally of people dissatisfied with whatever government.

[BahBahBoBo]

He comes and goes as he pleases without explanation.

Leaves a mess all over the house.

Stares at her blankly when she's giving out to him or speaking to him.

Always happy to eat but never compliments her on her cooking.

Doesn't bathe enough.

Yep, must be him!

I hope he's 'just sleeping' on that bed?

[colin2]

The Welsh have been pulling this stunt for centuries, haven't ewe:)

Do you mean those Leak chomping chav's, who have a sheep fetish ?.

[AnotherOneAmerican]

A male calf is not a cow.

Bullock!

(USA definition, not UK definition)

[CHANGOVER]

British definition is also 'Bullocks'. Similar to this widow twanky's belief :-)

[manarak]

why not...

Christians also believe some strange stuff, such as talking snakes donkeys and bushes, dividing the water for walking through the seabed, zombies, virgin birth, demons turned into pigs jumping from a cliff, etc.

Let the religious overcredulous believe what they want as long as it doesn't involve beheadings or bombs and making rules telling others how to live.

[mikemac]

Comparing the cow in the OP with my ex would get me into strife with the RSPCA.............................................

[KIWIBATCH]

....and of course...... cows never say no........never get headaches........don't play around with other woman....... don't have bad breath from drinking or smoking.....and oh my god that l...o...n...g coarse tongue......wifey's onto a winner here.....

[recycler]

Good news for those of us who have married a young wife, you can always come back ;-)

[johnlandy]

Is she having sex with it ?.

Probably got a dog for that!