Sex after 40 for Thai ladies

[sharktooth]

I've met a few over 40s through Tinder and Badoo and in general they bang like a privvy door in a hurricane.

[Andrew Dwyer]

I've met a few over 40s through Tinder and Badoo and in general they bang like a privvy door in a hurricane.

Romance is not dead [emoji51]

[sharktooth]

23 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

Romance is not dead

Tell that to the last one I gave a Dutch Oven...

[Naam]

On 5/19/2017 at 7:48 AM, owl sees all said:

Just like wine and cheese; maturity is top dog!!!

[Andrew Dwyer]

Tell that to the last one I gave a Dutch Oven...

Now that's funny !!
( I did have to google it though )

[owl sees all]

And another thing about the more mature lady; if she falls asleep during love making it is because she trusts you!! A younger girl falls asleep 'cause she's been up all night sh-gg--g, is just plain tuckered out and needs some beauty sleep.

[Kadilo]

And another thing about the more mature lady; if she falls asleep during love making it is because she trusts you!! A younger girl falls asleep 'cause she's been up all night sh-gg--g, is just plain tuckered out and needs some beauty sleep.

You keep kidding yourself lol


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[owl sees all]

10 minutes ago, Kadilo said:

You keep kidding yourself lol

I'm not kidding Kadilo. Do I detect a little envy here!? You questioned my 3 hours 20 minutes 10 seconds actual sex length. Sex in Thailand is NOT all about 'wham bang; thank you Mammy'. No sir; I pride myself on paying attention to every little detail. In fact after a few hours of 'how's your father' the wife sometimes insists on paying me.

[mogandave]

Now that's funny !!
( I did have to google it though )

It was worth a google...

[TheFishman1]

I think the Thai guy would lose the fight saying that last week I park my car when I got out a Thai guy yelled go back to your country go figure TIT

[transam]

4 hours ago, sharktooth said:

Tell that to the last one I gave a Dutch Oven...

I tried bread making....

[misterkeeperofthereef]

On 12/30/2014 at 6:38 PM, bkkgooner said:

inform her you will be required to acquire additional services from elsewhere

so appropriate .

[Zatoichi]

Pfft, most women are just gettin warmed up at 40. You just have to warm em up

 

[JAFO]

On 5/20/2017 at 0:55 PM, owl sees all said:

I'm not kidding Kadilo. Do I detect a little envy here!? You questioned my 3 hours 20 minutes 10 seconds actual sex length. Sex in Thailand is NOT all about 'wham bang; thank you Mammy'. No sir; I pride myself on paying attention to every little detail. In fact after a few hours of 'how's your father' the wife sometimes insists on paying me.

Sorry man...gotta call B..S...on this one ^ Nice wind up try though. LOL

 

 

[mogandave]

Sorry man...gotta call B..S...on this one ^ Nice wind up try though. LOL
 
 

Unless it took him the first 3 hours to get it up...

That said, I was cranked up once and ended up with a gal had a snatch was "like dippin' a pencil in a bucket a warm water" and it took hours to get off.

But that was over 30 years ago...

That gal offered to buy me another bump the next day...

[bbi1]

On 2014-12-30 at 10:37 PM, DP25 said:

Time to trade her in for a newer model

Either divorce the wife or keep her and get a gik. 

[Ace of Pop]

After 40 What?.?


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[owl sees all]

On 8/6/2560 at 0:03 PM, mogandave said:

Unless it took him the first 3 hours to get it up...

Him is me; Owl sees all.

 

You have to look at the big picture here. There are three parts to the love-making with the wife.

 

1. Financial matters (10 seconds)

2. Actual sex act (3 hours)

3. Snooze afterwards (20 minutes.

 

Total time 3 hours 20 minutes 10 seconds.

[Kadilo]

Him is me; Owl sees all.
 
You have to look at the big picture here. There are three parts to the love-making with the wife.
 
1. Financial matters (10 seconds)
2. Actual sex act (3 hours)
3. Snooze afterwards (20 minutes.
 
Total time 3 hours 20 minutes 10 seconds.

You sure you ain't got 1&2 the wrong way round?


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[owl sees all]

5 minutes ago, Kadilo said:

You sure you ain't got 1&2 the wrong way round?

An attempt at humour here. Very droll! Like it!! More of the same  please.

[bbi1]

4 hours ago, owl sees all said:

Him is me; Owl sees all.

 

You have to look at the big picture here. There are three parts to the love-making with the wife.

 

1. Financial matters (10 seconds)

2. Actual sex act (3 hours)

3. Snooze afterwards (20 minutes.

 

Total time 3 hours 20 minutes 10 seconds.

There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard.

[pgrahmm]

6 hours ago, owl sees all said:

Him is me; Owl sees all.

 

You have to look at the big picture here. There are three parts to the love-making with the wife.

 

1. Financial matters (10 seconds)

2. Actual sex act (3 hours)

3. Snooze afterwards (20 minutes.

 

Total time 3 hours 20 minutes 10 seconds.

Length = needs .....

Always has - always will....

[chickenslegs]

On 6/10/2017 at 1:18 PM, owl sees all said:

Him is me; Owl sees all.

 

You have to look at the big picture here. There are three parts to the love-making with the wife.

 

1. Financial matters (10 seconds)

2. Actual sex act (3 hours)

3. Snooze afterwards (20 minutes.

 

Total time 3 hours 20 minutes 10 seconds.

Is that per week or per month?

[Ace of Pop]

I assume its After 40 Years, not Willies per day.

[bill59]

I just showed this to my Thai wife and her mom and both are laughing!


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[petermik]

9 hours ago, bill59 said:

I just showed this to my Thai wife and her mom and both are laughing!


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What is "this" that made them laugh so much......

[nasanews]

Maybe you are a bully in sex.

[owl sees all]

On 11/6/2560 at 10:45 PM, chickenslegs said:

On 10/6/2560 at 1:18 PM, owl sees all said:

Him is me; Owl sees all.

 

You have to look at the big picture here. There are three parts to the love-making with the wife.

 

1. Financial matters (10 seconds)

2. Actual sex act (3 hours)

3. Snooze afterwards (20 minutes.

 

Total time 3 hours 20 minutes 10 seconds.

Is that per week or per month?

That is per sex session. Once or twice a day. Last month 37 times. A lot of first class exercise there!!

[Naam]

38 minutes ago, owl sees all said:

That is per sex session. Once or twice a day. Last month 37 times. A lot of first class exercise there!!

once in a while i have these kind of hallucinations too. no worries, they are harmless.

[chickenslegs]

5 hours ago, owl sees all said:

That is per sex session. Once or twice a day. Last month 37 times. A lot of first class exercise there!!

I'm surprised you have the time and energy to type a reply.