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And another thing about the more mature lady; if she falls asleep during love making it is because she trusts you!! A younger girl falls asleep 'cause she's been up all night sh-gg--g, is just plain tuckered out and needs some beauty sleep.

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10 minutes ago, Kadilo said:

You keep kidding yourself lol

I'm not kidding Kadilo. Do I detect a little envy here!? You questioned my 3 hours 20 minutes 10 seconds actual sex length. Sex in Thailand is NOT all about 'wham bang; thank you Mammy'. No sir; I pride myself on paying attention to every little detail. In fact after a few hours of 'how's your father' the wife sometimes insists on paying me.

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On 5/20/2017 at 0:55 PM, owl sees all said:

I'm not kidding Kadilo. Do I detect a little envy here!? You questioned my 3 hours 20 minutes 10 seconds actual sex length. Sex in Thailand is NOT all about 'wham bang; thank you Mammy'. No sir; I pride myself on paying attention to every little detail. In fact after a few hours of 'how's your father' the wife sometimes insists on paying me.

Sorry man...gotta call B..S...on this one ^ Nice wind up try though. LOL

 

 

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Sorry man...gotta call B..S...on this one ^ Nice wind up try though. LOL
 
 


Unless it took him the first 3 hours to get it up...

That said, I was cranked up once and ended up with a gal had a snatch was "like dippin' a pencil in a bucket a warm water" and it took hours to get off.

But that was over 30 years ago...

That gal offered to buy me another bump the next day...
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On 8/6/2560 at 0:03 PM, mogandave said:

Unless it took him the first 3 hours to get it up...

Him is me; Owl sees all.

 

You have to look at the big picture here. There are three parts to the love-making with the wife.

 

1. Financial matters (10 seconds)

2. Actual sex act (3 hours)

3. Snooze afterwards (20 minutes.

 

Total time 3 hours 20 minutes 10 seconds.

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5 minutes ago, Kadilo said:

You sure you ain't got 1&2 the wrong way round?

An attempt at humour here. Very droll! Like it!! More of the same  please.

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4 hours ago, owl sees all said:

Him is me; Owl sees all.

 

You have to look at the big picture here. There are three parts to the love-making with the wife.

 

1. Financial matters (10 seconds)

2. Actual sex act (3 hours)

3. Snooze afterwards (20 minutes.

 

Total time 3 hours 20 minutes 10 seconds.

There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard.

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6 hours ago, owl sees all said:

Him is me; Owl sees all.

 

You have to look at the big picture here. There are three parts to the love-making with the wife.

 

1. Financial matters (10 seconds)

2. Actual sex act (3 hours)

3. Snooze afterwards (20 minutes.

 

Total time 3 hours 20 minutes 10 seconds.

Length = needs .....

Always has - always will....

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On 6/10/2017 at 1:18 PM, owl sees all said:

Him is me; Owl sees all.

 

You have to look at the big picture here. There are three parts to the love-making with the wife.

 

1. Financial matters (10 seconds)

2. Actual sex act (3 hours)

3. Snooze afterwards (20 minutes.

 

Total time 3 hours 20 minutes 10 seconds.

Is that per week or per month?

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9 hours ago, bill59 said:

I just showed this to my Thai wife and her mom and both are laughing!


Sent from my iPhone using Thaivisa Connect

What is "this" that made them laugh so much......:cheesy:

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On 11/6/2560 at 10:45 PM, chickenslegs said:
On 10/6/2560 at 1:18 PM, owl sees all said:

Him is me; Owl sees all.

 

You have to look at the big picture here. There are three parts to the love-making with the wife.

 

1. Financial matters (10 seconds)

2. Actual sex act (3 hours)

3. Snooze afterwards (20 minutes.

 

Total time 3 hours 20 minutes 10 seconds.

Is that per week or per month?

That is per sex session. Once or twice a day. Last month 37 times. A lot of first class exercise there!!

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38 minutes ago, owl sees all said:

That is per sex session. Once or twice a day. Last month 37 times. A lot of first class exercise there!!

once in a while i have these kind of hallucinations too. no worries, they are harmless. :laugh:

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