I am married to a farang lady, and life could not be better.

I have no problems with Bangkok taxis.

I don't waste my time drinking in bars. I'm implying, in case anyone is too dim to realise, that I am far, far superior to those that do.

It is definitely, definitely not because I live a hermit like existence with poorly developed social skills.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5ba1OKY7Xc

"She doesn't like Thai guys."

A lot of posters like to live in denial when it comes to Thailand.

I've invested heavily in her new business, she's bound to stay with me now.

It doesn't matter how gross I look, how stupidly I behave, she wants me for who I am, not for my (alleged) money

My family back home know I'm not a sexpat, despite believing that every other expat is. I'm different.

If I post "it's not a visa it's an extension of stay" enough times to people who care not one jot as to the difference and simply want their query answered, I'll appear knowledgeable and wise.

Not at all goady and smug.

I've invested heavily in her new business, she's bound to stay with me now.

You could've stopped at 'business' and it'd still be a lie.

Chiang Mai is the best city in the world.

I've had an eventful life and career.

I've had an eventful life and career.

I'd hope the life is still ongoing.

I've had an eventful life and career.

I have had the first bit but not the second....... .....Thank gawd I can sing.....

I've had an eventful life and career.

I have had the first bit but not the second....... .....Thank gawd I can sing.....

Don't give up your day job.

"I don't need to shower daily"

This thread isn't about me......

I've had an eventful life and career.

I have had the first bit but not the second....... .....Thank gawd I can sing.....

Don't give up your day job.

.........Only job I have had in the last 10 years is wowing you folk with my songs.......

I am very happy playing online poker 12 hours a day and making 8500 baht a month.

I sold my house in USA for $200,000 and bought a 35 sqm condo for 5.5 million baht. I can't believe how much money I'm saving here.

I'm looking forward to the Weekend

My assumptions about other expats are accurate, and make me look intelligent.

You can learn a lot in Thai Visa advice

I hope the traffic is not so bad today.

I've had an eventful life and career.

I'd hope the life is still ongoing.

... with events.

My assumptions about other expats are accurate, and make me look intelligent.

With apologies to Dennis Wilson, Billy Preston, and Joe Cocker (hit it):

I am so beautiful

To me

I am so beautiful

To me

Can't you see-ee-ee-ay

I'm everything I hope for

I'm everything I need

I am so beautiful to me

I am so beautiful to me

My assumptions about other expats are accurate, and make me look intelligent.

It's merely an illusion though

I don't care what my mummy thinks of my behaviour.

I believe everything my pals tell me; they'd never lie to me.

Excessive eating and drinking have no effect on my well-being.