What Are the Biggest Lies Foreigners Tell Themselves?

[bazza40]

TV posters are rational, polite human beings.

[eldragon]

I've never paid for sex.

"Everyone pays for sex" seems like a bigger lie to me.

[wjcdavies]

My thai GF is not like all the other bar girls!

She and her family respect me...Of course they don't see me as a sleazy ATM!

I can trust her!

I can have an enjoyable /carefree time in Thailand on less than US$3k per month

The money will last forever/ something will turn-up.

People back home are jealous of the life i have here.

[boike]

I just have to call this army or police general if I get into trouble.

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[alex8912]

There are a lot of educated Thais in Issan.

[BrainLife]

He's Thai dick is big enough.

[Stevemercer]

I am a teacher and deserve your respect.

[Gecko123]

It's a waste of time to learn Thai.

[transam]

It's a waste of time to learn Thai.

It was for me........ .................

[Gecko123]

It's a waste of time to learn Thai.

It was for me........ .................

Think you might be lying to yourself.

Edited February 25, 2016 by Gecko123

[Jedsada3]

I've never been cheated

[Ace of Pop]

It's a waste of time to learn Thai.

It is ,you can get in more trouble

[Ace of Pop]

It's a waste of time to learn Thai.

It is ,you can get in more trouble

[georgemandm]

I am so happy I come to thailand and sold my home back home .

My thai gf worker in a restaurant before I meet her .

My thai gf wife would never ever lie to me she loves me .

This is my new son looks like me ? .

My wife or gf go work everyday but I still give her 20,000 thai bht just to help her out.

The best thing I did was come to thailand.

[transam]

I am so happy I come to thailand and sold my home back home .

My thai gf worker in a restaurant before I meet her .

My thai gf wife would never ever lie to me she loves me .

This is my new son looks like me ? .

My wife or gf go work everyday but I still give her 20,000 thai bht just to help her out.

The best thing I did was come to thailand.

Really glad it all worked out for you........... ....................

[SoiBiker]

They're looking at us like that because they're jealous.

[theguyfromanotherforum]

I have made money buying and selling real estate in Thailand

[vasudev]

she is really in problem( this time)

[condobrit001]

I really enjoy reading the informed, helpful and sober posts of the contributors to ThaiVisa - especially from those with over 60,000 posts.

[geisha]

Thailand is one of the safest countries I know.

[aussiandrew]

I have one more for the road.

[Fookhaht]

Som-tam with pla-ra? No problem!

[Fookhaht]

I can make a difference in Thai education.

[Fookhaht]

At work: We practice Thai-farang teamwork. 50-50. Really.

[theguyfromanotherforum]

My agency promised me a work permit

[NoshowJones]

They have never been in a girly bar.

Edited February 25, 2016 by possum1931

[NoshowJones]

Their wife was the cashier.

[kai ham yai]

It's ok if I only have the top half of a ladyboy...

[HLover]

These are the lucky lottery numbers.

[Razzler1973]

Thai food really is delicious I don't eat it because it's cheap

Err what?

That is seriously what you think about Thai food? That foreigners don't really like it? Bit of a fail on this one, buddy