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What Are the Biggest Lies Foreigners Tell Themselves?


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On 6/16/2018 at 5:06 PM, jenny2017 said:

I've got three flats in London city, a beach house in Los Angeles and a good business with 350 employees. Aeeh, could you pay for my beer, please? I'll give you the money tomorrow. 

I have banking problems

 

My credit card does not work

 

I get i sortet out on monday

 

I have met two of them on my way, and both presented that after a night out, and with one of them we had a double date with sisters on Valentines day. Of course one of them a famous american musician in Japan, and the other fellow, a famous writer from UK

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20 minutes ago, Rc2702 said:

The age difference is not too bad, between me and her mom anyway!

This explains our succesfull mariage, her mother and I are soulmates.

That, and of course the fact that I am such a good catch.

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I love going to the village and sharing 1 toilet with 7 members of my Mrs family. I would never dream of jumping on a motorcycle with a torch and heading to the farm 1km away to use the farm toilet, never.

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I can’t believe how unlucky I am. Every time I go to use the scooter it’s empty of gas.!

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6 minutes ago, oldhippy said:

" I'm not a Thai apologist, but...."

I'm not a Thai apologist, its that I just dont hate Thailand, hate Thai people and hate my miserable existence and dont moan and complain about everything

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2 hours ago, sanemax said:

I'm not a Thai apologist, its that I just dont hate Thailand, hate Thai people and hate my miserable existence and dont moan and complain about everything

55555....according to Mr. oldhippy, if you're not hating on the Thais every single hour of every single day, then you must be a Thai apologist!

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23 minutes ago, oldhippy said:

Let's go back to the topic (the topic is NOT settling accounts or making unfounded accusations).

The topic is  "what-are-the-biggest-lies-foreigners-tell-themselves?"

 

 

Excellent irony!

 

To avoid accusations of failing to keep on topic:

“one more, then I’m off home”

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12 minutes ago, HAKAPALITA said:

I watched the Football last night.


Sent from my iPhone using Thaivisa Connect

I didn’t watch the football last night

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19 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

I think England can go all the way now !! ???????

If we’d have qualified, we could’ve won it

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On ‎6‎/‎26‎/‎2018 at 11:25 PM, BritManToo said:

Damn you, now I have to go out and buy one.

On road trips, hell yes they're yummy.

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6 hours ago, EVENKEEL said:

On road trips, hell yes they're yummy.

Always bring paper, dry and wet cleaning hand papers, alot! 

 

Im not holding any public bum gun in my hand knowing what it is used for, and try not to use any public toilet unless I have to, but that is rear happening, since I can hold myselves 24 hours if I have to! 

 

 

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