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What Are the Biggest Lies Foreigners Tell Themselves?


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6 hours ago, lioness said:

My girlfriend is different, she loves me not my money. (How often do we hear that?).

or

She never sold sex, she was just the cashier there, Yeah.

My girlfriend WAS a bargirl.

Until she met a real man. ME.

 

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9 hours ago, Hummin said:

Always bring paper, dry and wet cleaning hand papers, alot! 

 

Im not holding any public bum gun in my hand knowing what it is used for, and try not to use any public toilet unless I have to, but that is rear happening, since I can hold myselves 24 hours if I have to! 

 

 

Never had a reaction to 7-11 food, but get your point.

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If you're a Brit : I think England will win over Colombia and then the road is cleared all the way to the final.


England could easily win the WC but as they have already won it will probably give one of the other teams a chance !!

To quote Floyd ( not Freud ) “ it’s the English way “
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My fourth wife is totally different. She's got a Ph.D., a Master's in English and studied psychology at Oxford. She's never asking for one baht. She knows the value of Euros and bugs. ( Bucks, too). 

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I am a plumbing specialist...also a water treatment specialist and not to mention that I am also a electricity/electronics expert and not to forget my divine talent in car mechanics and geological physics and of course my large expertise in swimming pool logistics and complex home construction or architecture with building engineering.

 

 

 

 

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