What Are the Biggest Lies Foreigners Tell Themselves?

[BuckleUp]

Sure my house is worth 9,000,000 THB.

[HAKAPALITA]

I  chose a 4x4 Pick Up, not her n family.

[moonseeker]

That must be one of the most successful ongoing posts on TV ever!!!  Congrats!  MS>

[lioness]

My girlfriend is different, she loves me not my money. (How often do we hear that?).

or

She never sold sex, she was just the cashier there, Yeah.

[Kadilo]

Yeah but when I was 9 I went on a Geography school trip so i know everything about escaping from caves. 

[oldhippy]

I like Thai women.

Even back home, I never was a fan of big boobs.

 

[oldhippy]

6 hours ago, lioness said:

My girlfriend is different, she loves me not my money. (How often do we hear that?).

or

She never sold sex, she was just the cashier there, Yeah.

My girlfriend WAS a bargirl.

Until she met a real man. ME.

 

[EVENKEEL]

9 hours ago, Hummin said:

Always bring paper, dry and wet cleaning hand papers, alot! 

 

Im not holding any public bum gun in my hand knowing what it is used for, and try not to use any public toilet unless I have to, but that is rear happening, since I can hold myselves 24 hours if I have to! 

 

 

Never had a reaction to 7-11 food, but get your point.

[balo]

If you're a Brit : I think England will win over Colombia and then the road is cleared all the way to the final.

[Andrew Dwyer]

If you're a Brit : I think England will win over Colombia and then the road is cleared all the way to the final.

England could easily win the WC but as they have already won it will probably give one of the other teams a chance !!

To quote Floyd ( not Freud ) “ it’s the English way “

[Gracas]

16 hours ago, BuckleUp said:

Sure my house is worth 9,000,000 THB.

My wife's house is worth 9,000,000 THB.

She is a self made woman.

(Made it all off of me)

[Rc2702]

She's sound she's a great cleaner. She'did never clean me out though.

[oldhippy]

I'm never drunk when I post on this forum.

 

[Odysseus123]

11 minutes ago, oldhippy said:

I'm never drunk when I post on this forum.

 

I know that.?

[HAKAPALITA]

I have to be drunk to read it.!!.[emoji481][emoji481][emoji481][emoji481][emoji85]


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[balo]

My wife controls all my finances, it works like a charm! 

 

[jenny2017]

My fourth wife is totally different. She's got a Ph.D., a Master's in English and studied psychology at Oxford. She's never asking for one baht. She knows the value of Euros and bugs. ( Bucks, too). 

Edited July 7, 2018 by jenny2017

[Odysseus123]

It  is really safe here..why..just week I went on a pleasant boat trip to the islands..

[observer90210]

I am a plumbing specialist...also a water treatment specialist and not to mention that I am also a electricity/electronics expert and not to forget my divine talent in car mechanics and geological physics and of course my large expertise in swimming pool logistics and complex home construction or architecture with building engineering.

 

 

 

 

Edited July 11, 2018 by observer90210

[faraday]

I'm an expert diver, & they put some sort of gas in the tank thing.

 

Is it Nitrogen...or...

 

Ok, I'll shut up.

 

[Hummin]

Dont worry, I know what I am doing!

[balo]

I lived in a cave for 10 days  and lost 40 pounds. 

 

 

[Odysseus123]

My country is hunky dory!

That's why I live in Thailand.

[HAKAPALITA]

A Football Team without Divers.Hmm rare.!

[Andrew Dwyer]

A Football Team without Divers.Hmm rare.!

After Neymar’s exit from the WC he should have come over here and given the Navy SEALS some pointers !!

[jenny2017]

 

       I really bought the huge black strap-on for my wife. ?  ?

[jenny2017]

 

   I've built three houses in Thailand, but this time the wife is different and has never worked bar. 

 

  

[jenny2017]

 

     "It's not my fault that I have such a big penis and all girls want to sleep with me."

[Odysseus123]

6 hours ago, HAKAPALITA said:

A Football Team without Divers.Hmm rare.!

I like Dutch and Belgian beers but I much prefer Leo-without ice,

Edited July 11, 2018 by Odysseus123

[moontang]

I have a good laundry service.