What Are the Biggest Lies Foreigners Tell Themselves?

[theguyfromanotherforum]

My condo is built to western standards.

[maanoi]

No i don't read ThaiVisa

[transam]

Trans can sing........

[overherebc]

I've been getting my 'retiral visa' ,(not my spelling) for years from my girlfriend brother, who has a good friend in Immigration, for years now and It's completely legal and I don't have to even do 90 day reports.

[slipperylobster]

"Gee...I look great in my chang vest, shorts with many pockets, and flip flops.

[slipperylobster]

"That last barfine was really a female..."

[Fookhaht]

I'm not an alcoholic.

Edited February 26, 2016 by Fookhaht

[Fookhaht]

I don't need a helmet.

Edited February 26, 2016 by Fookhaht

[Fookhaht]

I must be a "hansum man"-- everybody sez so...

[Rob8891]

I'm not like all those other farang.

[Rob8891]

I've never been banned from <insert name of forum(s) here>.

[SoiBiker]

I'm ok to drive.

[theguyfromanotherforum]

I've shagged Korean, Japanese, Chinese and Filipino and Thai women are the best.

[ttthailand]

The one I have heard the most and is by far the biggest lie or misunderstanding is " she has changed and is not like that anymore" . Hahaha... Bar girls don't change they only find long term clients until a better deal comes along or they are no longer wanted.

[slipperylobster]

I Own a home in thailand

Edited February 26, 2016 by slipperylobster

[Naam]

living expenses in my home country are much lower than in Thailand.

[Naam]

i speak Thai fluently. that's why i get a 20% discount on whatever i buy, whether it's a noodle soup or a Ferrari.

[theguyfromanotherforum]

Hiso women are spoiled and ugly

[Naam]

since i replaced my three old aircons with inverter units the power company sends me monthly a cheque instead of a bill.

[Naam]

i insulated my roof with PU-foam, thickness 5mm. now the house is too cold.

[transam]

I really CAN fit in an economy class seat but l am rich........

[Naam]

i have a master's degree in economy. that's why i rent a shoebox instead of buying a condo or home.

[Naam]

only stupid people waste money on first or economy. i prefer to use the savings for a few thousand bottles of Leo or Chang.

[Naam]

my wife/girlfriend/boyfriend is a real stunner.

Edited February 26, 2016 by Naam

[exin]

That’s what I think

[Rob8891]

I'm better than everyone else because...(insert alleged reason here)

[theguyfromanotherforum]

This is one of the most stupid threads on TV I have ever read. Another foreigner that likes to bash Thai people.

[Lannig]

I have a police officer in my Thai friends, so nothing wrong can happen to me

[eldragon]

Hiso women are spoiled and ugly

Half of that statement is true.

[SoiBiker]

All western women are old and fat.