My condo is built to western standards.

No i don't read ThaiVisa

Trans can sing........

I've been getting my 'retiral visa' ,(not my spelling) for years from my girlfriend brother, who has a good friend in Immigration, for years now and It's completely legal and I don't have to even do 90 day reports.

"Gee...I look great in my chang vest, shorts with many pockets, and flip flops.

"That last barfine was really a female..."

I'm not an alcoholic.

I don't need a helmet.

I must be a "hansum man"-- everybody sez so...

I'm not like all those other farang.

I've never been banned from <insert name of forum(s) here>.

I'm ok to drive.

I've shagged Korean, Japanese, Chinese and Filipino and Thai women are the best.

The one I have heard the most and is by far the biggest lie or misunderstanding is " she has changed and is not like that anymore" . Hahaha... Bar girls don't change they only find long term clients until a better deal comes along or they are no longer wanted.

I Own a home in thailand

living expenses in my home country are much lower than in Thailand.

i speak Thai fluently. that's why i get a 20% discount on whatever i buy, whether it's a noodle soup or a Ferrari.

Hiso women are spoiled and ugly

since i replaced my three old aircons with inverter units the power company sends me monthly a cheque instead of a bill.

i insulated my roof with PU-foam, thickness 5mm. now the house is too cold.

I really CAN fit in an economy class seat but l am rich........

i have a master's degree in economy. that's why i rent a shoebox instead of buying a condo or home.

only stupid people waste money on first or economy. i prefer to use the savings for a few thousand bottles of Leo or Chang.

my wife/girlfriend/boyfriend is a real stunner.

That’s what I think

I'm better than everyone else because...(insert alleged reason here)

This is one of the most stupid threads on TV I have ever read. Another foreigner that likes to bash Thai people.

I have a police officer in my Thai friends, so nothing wrong can happen to me

Hiso women are spoiled and ugly

Half of that statement is true.

All western women are old and fat.