A mother of 2 in her 50s claimed severe pain during a sexual play. Immediate cease and desist was the consequence, of course. But it makes me wonder if it was psycho-somatic? Light touch, tender action and small hands with thin fingers. only one was used.

 

Just wondering...

 

 

How about: you are not her type, so no feelings, so no fluids, so making her hurt... and telling you to stop / leave her alone...

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Always wash your hands thoroughly after slicing chillies.

You can buy K-Y at Tesco, it's with the condoms and sweets by the checkout

 

Seriously, my lady is, er, "older", and the lube really helps even at the "tickling the fancy" stage. A word of warning, the "regular" doesn't taste particularly nice ????

 

15 minutes ago, Crossy said:

A word of warning, the "regular" doesn't taste particularly nice

Way tooooo much information    

Always find ky too thick, & the Durex ones irritate.

 

Any recommendations?

Perhaps your Black & Decker is to big for the local sockets ? ????

Just now, observer90210 said:

Perhaps your Black & Decker is to big for the local sockets ? ????

He did say he was using a hand (finger) drill.

 

Troll posts removed.

Maybe she has chlamydia. It's just absolutely everwherevin Thailand and women don't frequent gynaecologists as much as they should. Women that age might also be more likely to let lover sans condom.

43 minutes ago, faraday said:

Always find ky too thick, & the Durex ones irritate.

 

Any recommendations?

Coconut oil or sunflower oil. It's a more natural approach, probably cheaper, and the lubrication will last longer with less irritation. 

 

You only need a small amount 1/2 or 1 teaspoon...but of course you experiment. 

 

If you want something more "refined", you can use avocado or jojoba oil. 

38 minutes ago, faraday said:

Always find ky too thick, & the Durex ones irritate.

 

Any recommendations?

Astroglide.

 

You'll thank me for it.

1 hour ago, ozmeldo said:

Maybe she has chlamydia. 

 

My ex had a stage one cancer there. She told me she had checkups at Thai hospitals before and they never found anything. She went to Bumrungrad and they were able to diagnose, cut it and treat it.

 

 

There are a number of medical conditions, some minor and some serious, that can cause this. Assuming you were not being unusually rough she should see a gynecologist.

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You can buy K-Y at Tesco, it's with the condoms and sweets by the checkout
 
Seriously, my lady is, er, "older", and the lube really helps even at the "tickling the fancy" stage. A word of warning, the "regular" doesn't taste particularly nice ????
 

Well don't use it as toothpaste !

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On 11/11/2018 at 6:18 PM, faraday said:

Always find ky too thick, & the Durex ones irritate.

 

Any recommendations?

Pure coconut oil can work...edible too 555

I've seen Ron Jeremy (porn maestro) spit on the vagina before sticking something into it. I've not tried it but what's more natural; saliva to initiate things.

 

When I start sex proceedings my wife falls asleep; so I can get away with anything.

 

What about 'Philadelphia cheese'!?

1 hour ago, owl sees all said:

I've seen Ron Jeremy (porn maestro) spit on the vagina before sticking something into it. I've not tried it but what's more natural; saliva to initiate things.

 

When I start sex proceedings my wife falls asleep; so I can get away with anything.

 

What about 'Philadelphia cheese'!?

Wow Mr Owl are you not pushing your luck ... but some could be true ... a neighborough of mine in the UK once told me the same about her husband ... dick so small she falls asleep... you are brave admitting your problem on this forum ... it might come back to haunt you though

The Bum Gun

 

A good squirt up the opening with the bum gun before commencing activities will clean it out freshen and lubricate.

 

So I've been told.  

8 hours ago, JAS21 said:

Wow Mr Owl are you not pushing your luck ... but some could be true ... a neighborough of mine in the UK once told me the same about her husband ... dick so small she falls asleep... you are brave admitting your problem on this forum ... it might come back to haunt you though

Well, I do wish I had a 10 inch dick like other farang. But no! I just have to make do with this stonking great thing down here,(just above the knee).

 

But you do raise a good point. I'll give it some thought.

22 hours ago, Daffy D said:

The Bum Gun

 

A good squirt up the opening with the bum gun before commencing activities will clean it out freshen and lubricate.

 

So I've been told.  

Actually,  water isn't a lubricant.  It irritates ladies down below and washes away the natural vaginal lubrication.  Bad move. 

 

Saliva works great and plenty of it.  Mode of application is up to you.  

Coconut oil works for me....er..for her !
For both of us actually [emoji51]

The Bum Gun
 
A good squirt up the opening with the bum gun before commencing activities will clean it out freshen and lubricate.
 
So I've been told.  

How long would you recommend leaving it in for?

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Another juvenile troll post and a reply has been removed. 

As this thread has more than run its course, it is closed.