3 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Tennis ball machine for sale, £100.
Had it for over a year now and its served me well.

Is that meant to be a smashing backhanded complement?

 

 

                                      Jurgen Klopp  To Resign

 

 

 

Coworker: “Do you ever think about work at home?”

Me: “I don’t even think about work at work!”

It’s been raining for 3 days without stopping.

My wife is in depression, she is standing and looking through the window.

If the rain doesn’t stop tomorrow, I’ll have to let her in.

3 hours ago, ravip said:

 

Does anyone know the tank type?

Tank?

3 hours ago, scottiejohn said:

Is that meant to be a smashing backhanded complement?

What the deuce do you mean? 

I'm too set in my ways, but if you kept the racquet down and had fewer faults you'd be an ace and really spread the love.

I went into the shop and asked the guy for some rope. He said "How long do you want it"?
I said" I'd like to keep it"

47 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

What the deuce do you mean? 

I'm too set in my ways, but if you kept the racquet down and had fewer faults you'd be an ace and really spread the love.

I was going to fault you on your ace return but I  feel that it does not meet my net goals.

I must point out that I cannot match your backcourt approach and must set my self serving returns to advantages that match the volley of service that I expect you to deliver and to rally around and reduce my overheads!

 

PS;  I love all the backhanded service you provide on this forum.

The net result is an advantage for AN with great net results!

5 hours ago, Zyxel said:

A good thing he did not walk out of the bathroom smelling his fingers right?Because then you never know.

9 hours ago, ravip said:

It’s been raining for 3 days without stopping.

My wife is in depression, she is standing and looking through the window.

If the rain doesn’t stop tomorrow, I’ll have to let her in.

That reminds me. I went to see my therapist about my depression...

 

He asked: "What seems to be your problem?"

 

I replied: "I hate myself".

 

He reassured me: "That is a very common complaint ......

 

 

 

 

 

..... lots of people hate you".

Australian English