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Worst Joke Ever 2026

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When did the F (******) Stop

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10 hours ago, VBF said:

At least it made her focus 😉😎

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They really thought that one out well.

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2 minutes ago, Jerzy Swirski said:

Well it did Shutter up

Only after she left like a shot from a Canon.

Forcing him to change his aperture.

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Speaking of Janet and John...

 

Even their robots are on the vodka...

 

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The good old days. And, for once, I'm not being sarcastic.

 

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4 hours ago, Jerzy Swirski said:

Well it did Shutter up

Bit flash, innit?

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A man wakes up and finds himself in a hospital room, one with only himself in it.

He has no recollection of how he got there.

 

While pondering it, his bedside phone rings, and he answers it.

 

A doctor on the other end identifies himself and tells the man:

"I have really bad news. You're very sick. After your collapse yesterday, we ordered several tests and got the results back this morning. I'm afraid you have Avian flu, Ebola, and you're positive for HIV and hepatitis."

 

Stunned, the man asks "Well, what's next!? What are you going to do?"

The doc replies: "Well, for starters, we're putting you on a strict diet of only pizza."

 

The patient asks: "Will that really help me, doctor?"

 

"No", the doc responds.

"But it's all we can fit under the door.”

"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

17 hours ago, Crossy said:

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What ever happened to: clockwise and anti-clockwise?

2 hours ago, carlyai said:

What ever happened to: clockwise and anti-clockwise?

Everyone in my workshop was made to say Widdershins and Deasil.

 

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