I asked you a few questions about varnish the other day, is this ok?

 

@sometimewoodworker

 

 

 

57 minutes ago, faraday said:

I asked you a few questions about varnish the other day, is this ok?

 

@sometimewoodworker

 

 

 

It depends on what you want to achieve. If you want an insect infestation or to be amazingly popular with the local cats and dogs, then certainly. ???? 

But given the costs involved it’s a lot cheaper to use almost any other finish and eat the nutritional jelly yourself.

I saw a woman drop her purse in the high street this morning, so I quickly followed her.
As I was just about to tap her on the shoulder she started running for a bus.
So I ran after her shouting,
"You dropped your purse! You dropped your purse!"
She didn't hear me and proceeded to get onto the bus, so I got on the bus too.
As I walked to the back of the bus I breathlessly said,
"You dropped your purse on the floor outside McDonald's."
"Thank you so much" she said, "Where is it?"
"I've just told you" I said, "on the floor outside McDonald's."

Woman! magazine have just announced their car of the year.

It's "that nice blue one".

I was in Boots and I asked the lady there "What's the best product to deal with Corona Virus?".

She said "Ammonia cleaner".

I said "Sorry, I thought you worked here".

An old Greek man and an old Italian man are arguing. The Greek man says "Look, all I'm saying is that the Greeks invented everything the Romans get credit for!"

The Italian says "Yes, may be, but the Romans improved it and made it useful!"

The Greek man says "We invented the Democracy!"

The Italian says "We realized the challenge of direct elections and the benefit of the legislature, and thus created the Republic!"

The Greek man says "Yes, but we created beautiful architecture like the Parthenon!"

The Italian says "And we improved your building techniques, and used them to create aqueducts and structures that stood for centuries longer!"

The Greek man, frustrated, finally says "Ah, of course. But the Greeks, we INVENTED sex!"

The Italian man says "That may be true, but we introduced it to women."

Who was the sexiest woman in Greek mythology?

Medusa;  One look from her made guys rock hard.

My friend says he has the body of a Greek God

I had to explain to him Buddha wasn't Greek

33 minutes ago, fangless said:

25 years ago, that was the plot of Julian Barnes' "History of the World in10.5 Chapters".........

2 minutes ago, Disparate Dan said:

25 years ago, that was the plot of Julian Barnes' "History of the World in10.5 Chapters".........

Sank without trace did it?

 

Mostly True? 

 

 

 

 

Calling in on all Debts

 

 

3 hours ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

but they certainly destroyed China at the Game!

During the war my grandfather was responsible for bringing down a whole squadron of ME109's.

Worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.