Should everyone entering Thailand be rectally swabbed?

[bkk6060]

Rectal swabs can detect the pneumonia-causing virus in patients even when conventional oral tests are negative, doctors at the Wuhan Pulmonary Hospital in central China said in a report.

 

The above is a report by doctors dealing with the virus in Wuhan.

So, to make sure Thailand remains safe, should all entrants be anally swabbed?

Seriously, I am older and do not want to die from this.

They could set up curtained areas prior to entry thru immigration. 

It would be easy to do at Suvarnabhumi plenty of room as you enter the walkway to immigration.

Set up small private curtained stalls with medical personnel performing the rectal swabs.

Pull down your pants, spread em, quick swab it would only take seconds.

I believe implementation of rectal testing should be immediately discussed/considered to make sure all of us and the country remain safe from this deadly virus.  

 

 

[URMySunshine]

In a word NO - here is current advice. Sounds like you are looking for a freebie from some stern nurse which should probably be sought elsewhere and not with medical staff. 

 

https://www.who.int/news-room/q-a-detail/q-a-coronaviruses

[Dumbastheycome]

A few seconds  to  get an a..e wipe maybe. But then would you need to wait n the arrivals  hall until a lab test is  complete?

[Nyezhov]

How big a swab we talking about?

[faraday]

Would there be any foreplay?

[Moonlover]

And what happens to those, probably the majority, who, very rightly, refuse?

Edited February 22, 2020 by Moonlover

[Denim]

Sign outside examination cubicle :

 

' Bend over and spread 'em ka '

[Destiny1990]

Sounds more to me as if u want to take some personable advantage of the tragic situation.

[UbonThani]

If the nurse was hot and used tongue yes.

[faraday]

What length is the swab?

[Don Mega]

As long as they dont go past second knuckle.

[Assurancetourix]

21 minutes ago, Moonlover said:

And what happens to those, probably the majority, who, very rightly, refuse?

Shootings at dawn; in a military dictatorship we don't laugh 

[Assurancetourix]

21 minutes ago, Denim said:

Sign outside examination cubicle :

 

' Bend over and spread 'em ka '

"Ka" if the lady is one ...
otherwise it may be "ha"  

[GeorgeCross]

with the same swab? ????

[Berkshire]

7 minutes ago, faraday said:

What length is the swab?

I'd be more concerned about how thick the swab was....5555

[tifino]

I'd be scared, if my name was Cartman! 

[Don Mega]

12 minutes ago, Berkshire said:

I'd be more concerned about how thick the swab was....5555

There's ALWAYS time for lube.

[KC 71]

What nxt....Butt Plugs !

[1FinickyOne]

looking for a good time?

 

 

[Airalee]

1 hour ago, Nyezhov said:

How big a swab we talking about?

 

[Liverpudlian]

What a bum topic !

[ChipButty]

It happens on a daily basis here

[ivor bigun]

Not if his name was Somchai and he was wearing a dress i wouldnt .

[RichardColeman]

 

1 hour ago, bkk6060 said:

So, to make sure Thailand remains safe, should all entrants be anally swabbed?

Seriously, I am older and do not want to die from this.

Daft post. Unless they swab the guy carrying the sickness first, the entire flight infected en-route and showing no symptoms yet have already enter Thailand to kill you !

[Boomer6969]

Just saw an announcement for the recruitment of 10000 Ladyboys.

 

Edited February 22, 2020 by Boomer6969

[DannyCarlton]

1 hour ago, Moonlover said:

And what happens to those, probably the majority, who, very rightly, refuse?

Maybe they could be encouraged if a prostate massage was offered as part of the sevice? I'm in.

[wotsdermatter]

There is no valid or reliable research to support such an activity.

'nuf sed

[PatOngo]

If you insist, why don't you go to Boystown in Pattaya, I'm sure you'll have no problem finding someone to oblige!

[tonray]

I believe O-A Visa holders are already being told to bend over on entry

[ThaiBunny]

There's possibly a whole class of fetishists who'll be lining up for a ticket to Thailand, and will make a visa run every other day just to take advantage of it