Crawling back into the ring in my mid fifties! What can I expect?

[Grecian]

Moving to Thailand in 2022 all being well (covid)

Worked in Asia in my 20s and 30s. In that Asia and at that age I found I was never single. All I used was a nice smile, friendly attitude and a bit of the local lingo. (Not Thai)

2022 and I'm middle aged. Mohammed Ali on his third come back. Lol. Probably bit less friendly, the smile now shows the wrinkles and Thai is a helluva language to try to learn when you're older and tone deaf.

still,gotta look forward to it. I'm excited things will go well as long as the touch of prostitus I've been getting doesn't get in the way. ????

So, what romantically does the wisdom of the forum awaits me? 

I'm talking gf not p4p.

 

[freedomnow]

...that your age does not matter still as much as the west...and the only limits are what you place on yourself by way of belief.

 

 

 

[Gottfrid]

Since then they have got pizza and hamburgers here. Now you can expect to be manhandled by a gigantic 120 kg version of what you remember.

[WEBBYB808]

From what I seen as long as you got deep pockets you can be bald, crooked  or missing black teeth, fat. Dirty, and be an alcoholic  and you will do fine.  If these girls lets these men with the crusty  teeth that would make the elephant man look handsome can get a super model every night youll have no issue,   If that description fits bring cash and lots of it.

[Upnotover]

30 minutes ago, Grecian said:

I'm talking gf not p4p.

=

6 minutes ago, Gottfrid said:

a gigantic 120 kg version of what you remember

 

[Led Lolly Yellow Lolly]

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If that description fits bring cash and lots of it

 

^^^ I'm pretty sure the above applies anywhere in the world. Obviously you need more in Switzerland.

 

 

 

Edited January 9, 2022 by Led Lolly Yellow Lolly

[CharlieH]

MONEY ! ya got that you'll do just fine.

 

Dont spend or invest anymore than you would happily walk away from and dont leave your common sense in the departure lounge,

 

Enjoy have fun, dont buy always rent !

Absolutely no need to buya  cow until your ready to be a farmer .Plenty of milk around and easily accesible.

[RichardColeman]

53 minutes ago, Grecian said:

So, what romantically does the wisdom of the forum awaits me? 

Hump as many women (or whatever) as you can for a couple of years, get it out of your system, then start looking away from the bars for a decent wife (partner). I think too many people marry quickly and regret it after they see the totty available everywhere, better to get it all out of your system and find somebody good to take care of you in old age.

 

 

That said, if I had not met my wife I'd probably be putting a rabbit to shame 6 years after moving to Thailand  

 

 

 

 

 

[Whale]

Another lamb to the slaughter. 

[BritManToo]

1 hour ago, Grecian said:

So, what romantically does the wisdom of the forum awaits me? 

I'm talking gf not p4p.

You'll do fine.

Just don't give the 'nice girls' more than 1,500bht in the morning for their taxi home.

[Guest Isaanlife]

You are only as handsome as your wallet!

[2009]

1 hour ago, Grecian said:

I'm talking gf not p4p.

No, please.

[The Hammer2021]

GF? You mean free sex? From a woman of your own age no prob but you will have to be the paymaster

[gargamon]

1 hour ago, Gottfrid said:

Since then they have got pizza and hamburgers here. Now you can expect to be manhandled by a gigantic 120 kg version of what you remember.

Don't forget the fake tits. They're everywhere and disgusting. 

[gargamon]

2 hours ago, Grecian said:

I'm talking gf not p4p

There's no difference. The gf will require a substantial "allowance" to be your "gf", better known as live in p4p.

[Kinnock]

My advice - be very choosy.  There's a lot of available girls here, and some of them are high mileage and have developed a mercenary attitude.  There can also be a large, parasitic family adding to the running costs.

 

But there are some nice, genuine ones, who can be the perfect girl friend or wife.

 

Like in most countries, they will expect to looked after, but the best ones are quite economical to maintain.

 

So make a list of your perfect attributes, and include a self-sufficient family in the spec, along with the usual stuff related to looks, intelligence etc.  Don't forget English language skills.

 

My list included: 

 

Smart, but not too educated

Face like a Thai Aishwarya Rai

Great legs

Slim, but with curves and a great, natural rack

Long dark auburn hair, not jet black

Large, expressive Asian eyes

Caring attitude

Able to support my business with confident networking skills

Did I mention a great rack?

Good English

Cappuccino colored skin

Not HiSo, but not Banork either

Good housekeeping skills - tidy, clean

Great rack

Financially aware - careful with my money

No kids

Born as a female

Great rack

 

I know some Posters will say you can't get natural curves in Thailand, but it is possible if you do enough research.

 

I found one that covered my spec, we've been together 11 years as of 1 Jan.

 

Good hunting!

 

[Led Lolly Yellow Lolly]

I married into money. A ha ha ha. Idiots. I guess I'm the only one here with a real marriage. A ha ha. A ha ha ha ha ha. . . . . A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. . .

 

 

 

Edited January 9, 2022 by Led Lolly Yellow Lolly

[Pravda]

1 hour ago, The Hammer2021 said:

GF? You mean free sex? From a woman of your own age no prob but you will have to be the paymaster

I've got plenty of "free" sex in my mid 40's on tinder from women in their 20's. All I had to do was pay for dinner.

 

 

[Led Lolly Yellow Lolly]

. . . . a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. . . .

[tonray]

10 hours ago, WEBBYB808 said:

From what I seen as long as you got deep pockets you can be bald, crooked  or missing black teeth, fat. Dirty, and be an alcoholic  and you will do fine

I have dental implants....

[BritManToo]

10 hours ago, Kinnock said:

My advice - be very choosy.  There's a lot of available girls here, and some of them are high mileage and have developed a mercenary attitude.  There can also be a large, parasitic family adding to the running costs.

I'm OK with a high mileage car as long as it starts easily.

[Albaby]

11 hours ago, Led Lolly Yellow Lolly said:

. . . . a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. . . .

And it helps if you are not retarded.

[CM Dad]

If you come with no preconceived notions, enjoy the warm weather and great food, you will be fine.  However, I would suggest that you make an effort to learn the language.  While reading and writing Thai can be a bit difficult, speaking the language is not.  Don't give up by making excuses about the tones which is what many lazy expats do.  Take a conversational Thai class and meet and make friends with local people,  You will be a lot happier.

[LarrySR]

Splash the money around and the locals will pretend to like you.

[Harveyboy]

14 hours ago, RichardColeman said:

Hump as many women (or whatever) as you can for a couple of years, get it out of your system, then start looking away from the bars for a decent wife (partner). I think too many people marry quickly and regret it after they see the totty available everywhere, better to get it all out of your system and find somebody good to take care of you in old age.

 

 

That said, if I had not met my wife I'd probably be putting a rabbit to shame 6 years after moving to Thailand  

 

 

 

 

 

well said..not sure about the rabbit bit ...never liked short time..ha  

[The Hammer2021]

13 hours ago, Pravda said:

I've got plenty of "free" sex in my mid 40's on tinder from women in their 20's. All I had to do was pay for dinner.

 

 

Hungry chicks put out if you are a hansum man!

Edited January 10, 2022 by The Hammer2021

[The Hammer2021]

1 hour ago, LarrySR said:

Splash the money around and the locals will pretend to like you.

Yep. Generosity  is a positive attribute indeed!

[The Hammer2021]

1 hour ago, LarrySR said:

Splash the money around and the locals will pretend to like you.

Yep. Generosity  is a positive attribute indeed!

 

1 hour ago, CM Dad said:

If you come with no preconceived notions, enjoy the warm weather and great food, you will be fine.  However, I would suggest that you make an effort to learn the language.  While reading and writing Thai can be a bit difficult, speaking the language is not.  Don't give up by making excuses about the tones which is what many lazy expats do.  Take a conversational Thai class and meet and make friends with local people,  You will be a lot happier.

Ignorance is bliss actually

[AustinRacing]

I think it mostly comes down to your experience and self control. If you can maintain your judgement when finding or courting a Thai woman you’d be in better position to find the right person. Otherwise as stated you’d be a lamb ripe for slaughtering. 

[LarrySR]

When you are out and about on the hunt for Mrs right and to avoid any confusion you need to ask early on:

Do you have a pussy or penis?

 

Hint. The real pretty ones have a penis.