Expletives fly as octogenarian Brit crashes car into traffic kiosk - then gets out and urinates beside vehicle

[Tropposurfer]

10 hours ago, Thailand said:

I believe peeing on the nearside is acceptable?

not in LOS it aint'

[Bundooman]

9 hours ago, Gottfrid said:

Just another brit, that makes us look like fools. Unfortunately, an over represented nationality standing for bad publicity.

Oh dear, just another Gottfrid type who has the hots for Brits...... get a life sunshine - your fellow countrymen won't be any better!

 

[riverhigh]

If the traffic kiosk was never there, this problem would never happen. 100% Thai problem. Nothing to do with the young Brit. I rest my case your honor.

[Bill B]

Wow some of these comments. Poor old guy obviously needed to go...may have even caused the accident.

Show a bit of empathy as you never know what the future holds in store.

 

[Nong Khai Man]

11 hours ago, Real Name Hidden said:

I guess he was trying to put out the fire 

So Did he have a Big Hose ??

[Gottfrid]

10 minutes ago, Bundooman said:

Oh dear, just another Gottfrid type who has the hots for Brits...... get a life sunshine - your fellow countrymen won't be any better!

 

I advise you to take a look at the statistics for almost every popular travel and expat destination in the world. Then you will easily find out who is standing for the greater percentage.

[kimamey]

2 hours ago, thisisrascal said:

There should be an upper age limit on driving.

88 is quite old and if he crashed maybe should stop but that doesn't mean you can tell by age. A better way to go would be to base it on ability regardless of age. Given that driving tests in Thailand seem to be conducted around cones in a car park and the only reason I've been told for that is "it's too dangerous to do it on the road as they aren't good enough" then that might stop a lot of people driving.

[snowgard]

11 hours ago, webfact said:

Then he got out and proceeded to urinate up against his car. 

But him doesn't run away like a lot of thai men!!! ????

[Gottfrid]

59 minutes ago, alextrat1966 said:

LOL. I am sure you are either American or Aussie.... You see the mote in your brother's eye, but you do not see the beam inyour own eye'. 

 

Pity cuz the ones who have brought the most stereotypes to all of us farang during these times are mostly Americans with their anti-mask, anti-vaxx rhetorics. 

Waht do anti-vax and anti-mask to do with this?

[alextrat1966]

3 minutes ago, Gottfrid said:

Waht do anti-vax and anti-mask to do with this?

Well you claim the Brits give us farang a bad name here in Thailand. 
 

But as far as I can see it’s the Americans bringing their ridiculous freedom defending bs rhetorics of not wearing masks and not taking the vaccines that gives us all a bad name in the eyes of Thai people. Not the Brits’ fault particularly.

[Knocker33]

And you never see a Thai pi$$ing on the side of the road

[itsari]

Cooling down the overheated brakes 

[Anant72]

8 hours ago, JustAnotherHun said:

He surely is.

 

2 hours ago, thisisrascal said:

There should be an upper age limit on driving.

It would have made news anywhere.

[SAFETY FIRST]

11 hours ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

Go the Pom's. 

 

Good to see that the old guy wasn't crossing the busy road beneath a pedestrian overpass. 

 

DUI, much better option 

 

????

 

Anyway, keep up the good work you Pom's ???? it's making us Aussies look good. ????????????????????

 

I hope this comment stays here, my last comment they took down (censored), must have been the photo (drunk guy passed out on his back) 

[toofarnorth]

3 hours ago, vandeventer said:

Male or female! I pulled over one day while riding my motorcycle to stop and help a young lady who I thought had a flat tire. I looked down and she was having a pee on the other side of the car. I wished her well and left.

My wife says a man taking a pee is shooting the rubbish , a lady taking a pee is watering the flowers .

[SAFETY FIRST]

12 minutes ago, toofarnorth said:

My wife says a man taking a pee is shooting the rubbish , a lady taking a pee is watering the flowers .

Ask her what is 

 

1. Flying a kite 

 

And 

 

2. Going fishing 

 

It's a gender thing 

 

[JustAnotherHun]

2 hours ago, KhaoYai said:

If your post is removed, feel free to blame me for that.

Teacher! Teacher!

[simon43]

4 hours ago, kingstonkid said:

Nothing to see here lol Just an old guy that got confused.  Parked the car in the parking spot and could not hold it. 

 

My father god bless his soul decided that he needed a nap so when he stopped a a red light in the middle lane of the road did so.

For some reason no one thought it was funny. Police even had the temerity to take away his license all because he did not get enough sleep the night before.

At the risk of taking this thread totally off-topic, I recall my father came to collect me from college in south London, to drive back to our home in Leicester.

 

As he was driving through the centre of London, and wasn't familiar with the various roads, I offered to map-read.

 

So as we were driving down a major road in central London, I ventured that we needed to take the next left.

 

"Turn left... aahhh!!!".  My polite comment to turn left was met by my father slamming on the brakes and screeching 90 degrees sharp-left into a milk bottling factory car-park!!

 

"Er, I meant at the next set of traffic lights".

 

Still, his reactions were pretty good for his age ????

[Tug]

Awww give the old duffer a break he was probably just trying to pee in a bottle when driving  saw a pretty girl lost control wrecked then had to finish his business 

[vandeventer]

33 minutes ago, toofarnorth said:

My wife says a man taking a pee is shooting the rubbish , a lady taking a pee is watering the flowers .

There was no flowers where the lady was, and the pee was coming out like a gusher. I almost got my feet wet.

[dj230]

I guess this is why they banned alcohol during the pandemic 

[Gandtee]

6 minutes ago, Tug said:

Awww give the old duffer a break he was probably just trying to pee in a bottle when driving  saw a pretty girl lost control wrecked then had to finish his business 

How many 88 year old drivers are reported as having accidents? I'm not referring to bladder problems. I'm 88 and still driving. I'm much safer and more stable than my passengers who sit, tight lipped or screaming in the back.???? 

[MrJ2U]

What a little cutie pie.

[bunnydrops]

45 minutes ago, toofarnorth said:

My wife says a man taking a pee is shooting the rubbish , a lady taking a pee is watering the flowers .

I believe the term is ยิงกระต่าย http://www.thai-language.com/id/200804

[MrJ2U]

4 minutes ago, Gandtee said:

How many 88 year old drivers are reported as having accidents? I'm not referring to bladder problems. I'm 88 and still driving. I'm much safer and more stable than my passengers who sit, tight lipped or screaming in the back.???? 

Good for you!

 

88 and still driving, I hope I can say the same in 30 years.

[Ralf001]

Typical soapdodger antic's....................................

 

nothing to see here.

[big dendrobenaes]

get him off the roads for good....

[Nkpjed]

Some idiots never learn.

[Rocking Robert]

I drove a 18 wheeler for 35 years. I made sure I always at an empty 20 oz cup in the cab for Emergencies 

[PFMills]

1 hour ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

 

Anyway, keep up the good work you Pom's ???? it's making us Aussies look good. ????????????????????

 

I hope this comment stays here, my last comment they took down (censored), must have been the photo (drunk guy passed out on his back) 

I heard that your family tree can’t be traced back any further than Mount Stewart, along with many of you