https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/school-life/furries-australia-year-8-melbourne-private-school-girl-identifies-as-a-cat/news-story/04f31c482d0701cc1b42e047b5bcfce2

I identify as a camel skin lampshade, raised by a lesbian set of cutlery and a disabled tin of baked beans.

identifying as a cat is a sh!t ton better than identifying as a thaivisa grumpy old man ????

I was expecting a story about a young goat.
I feel cheated.

I am fat, identify as Skinny, I am Translender ????

1 minute ago, CharlieH said:

I am fat, identify as Skinny, I am Translender ????

Im fat but the mirrors seem to exaggerate a bit. 

7 minutes ago, CharlieH said:

I am fat, identify as Skinny, I am Translender ????

It's hard to be a teenager nowadays, when you're 50.

PC gone meowed! News Corp falls for ‘students think they’re cats’ hoax. Twice. (msn.com)

 

Fake news. Actual story behind paywall.

 Just think about it. If she is a cat her bf gets to play with his pussy all the time

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Kid identifies as a cat

supportive parent: "OK kiddo, time to see the vet for your rabies shot."

17 minutes ago, klauskunkel said:

supportive parent: "OK kiddo, time to see the vet for your rabies shot."

Every 6 months

Clever if she gets nine lives.  I wonder if she eats KitiKat.

22 minutes ago, klauskunkel said:

supportive parent: "OK kiddo, time to see the vet for your rabies shot."

Or even worse, to be "fixed" so she cant have kittens?

There's no end to the politically correct stupidity.

13 hours ago, Lemsta69 said:

identifying as a cat is a sh!t ton better than identifying as a thaivisa grumpy old man ????

Stunning sense of humour...

1 hour ago, Thingamabob said:

Stunning sense of humour...

oh, I thought I had you on ignore. I do that with most of the OAPs and curmudgeons. oh well, easily rectified.

5 hours ago, mikeymike100 said:

Or even worse, to be "fixed" so she cant have kittens?

it is ok - she does not have to identify as a cat of specific gender. She can use any toilet in her school, and is also allowed to spray on the staffroom door if she wants......

18 hours ago, Martin71 said:

I identify as a camel skin lampshade, raised by a lesbian set of cutlery and a disabled tin of baked beans.

That sounds quite normal. I thought you would have been a bit weird and say you have a human mother and father. Some of my best friends identify as cats......meow

7 minutes ago, Photoguy21 said:

That sounds quite normal. I thought you would have been a bit weird and say you have a human mother and father. Some of my best friends identify as cats......meow

I now identify as a Guatemalan Howling Frog and raised by a mini metro..

1 minute ago, Martin71 said:

I now identify as a Guatemalan Howling Frog and raised by a mini metro..

I assumed you would. Looks good on you

I identify as a can of beer that never empties

6 hours ago, bangon04 said:

it is ok - she does not have to identify as a cat of specific gender. She can use any toilet in her school, and is also allowed to spray on the staffroom door if she wants......

should still be neutered of course, we don't want any more, as if we cant find homes for them, they will have to be put down