proving you had a vasectomy

[BananaBandit]

Almost 10 years ago, I had a laser vasectomy in the U.S.  Three months after this procedure, I had the same hospital's lab tell me I was now infertile. 

 

The chances that, after 10 years, things suddenly realigned to make me fertile are pretty remote, right?

 

Also, in case it's ever necessary, how does someone prove he got a laser vasectomy?   

 

Do hospitals and insurance companies keep long-term records of such procedures?

[JustThisOnePostOnly]

You can always use one of those USB microscopes to look at your jizz.

 

Another reason for another gadget.

[Snugs08]

Let her prove it's yours - DNA test,  much simpler than trying to chase medical records half way around the world. I have heard the procedure isn't 100% though fwiw

ps... usually you annotate these questions with "asking for a friend"

Edited April 26, 2023 by Snugs08

[Swiss1960]

Proof of vasectomy is irrelevant, as there is a small chance of reversal over long time.

As above, either DNS testing or have your "output" tested for live sperms

[Dan O]

When mine was done 20+ years ago they lasered me and added clips to prevent "possible regrowth or reconnection"   dont know for sure if it can grown back together. Just do a test and they will tell you 

[MrJ2U]

3 minutes ago, Swiss1960 said:

have your "output" tested for live sperms

Cheaper than a DNA test. 

[RayWright]

Show 'em your scars.

[jvs]

I got the snip 25 years ago before i moved here.

A girl i knew told me she was pregnant and that i was the father,we both

went to the hospital and i told the doctor i could not be the father.

He asked me to provide a sperm sample in a room next to his office and it

was send to the lab.

Five minuted later the result was,no sperm cells in my sample.

The doctor told her i could not be the father,she ran out and i never saw her again.

[seajae]

I had the old fashioned way, cut and tied, they actually removed a section to make sure it couldnt re attatch, still have the scars. When they cut the vas deferens they would have to re join within a couple of months for the vasectomy to fail so if you are being told you got someone pregnant just tell them you had a vasectomy & you are sterile so you cannot be the father

[scubascuba3]

Girls will try to pin it on a guy they want to be the father, usually because of money.

 

Get a sperm test, If in Pattaya 300 baht at Lifecare Lab, 1600 baht at Memorial with unnecessary doctor consultation 

[mania]

10 hours ago, BananaBandit said:

how does someone prove he got a laser vasectomy?   

Have sex with young fertile women  your wife & show lack of impregnation? ????

Edited April 27, 2023 by mania

[IvorBiggun2]

Even after you've had a vasectomy your body still produces sperm. All that has happened is the delivery line has been broken. I had a vasectomy and 20 years, or so, later I had sperm taken direct from my testicle. This was done at the IVF Nawabutr Clinic in Bangkok. After 20 ish years my/your sperm is still there but the tail becomes deformed due to your body attacking it as an invader. The tail is removed and the head of the sperm is injected directly into the egg. How doctors explained it to us.

Cutting a long story short my wife produced 15 eggs of which 11 were fertilized. Those fertilized eggs are graded and used accordingly. The outcome for us was a daughter, on first attempt, followed 18 months later by a twin boy/girl, 3 in total children.

A few posters on here talking rubbish.

Edited April 27, 2023 by IvorBiggun2

[Henryford]

I still have the physical, and mental, scars.

[JackGats]

I think you can prove you are infertile but not that you've had a vasectomy, except maybe produce the paperwork dating back to the procedure (doctor's or hospital's invoice).

 

Regrowth is rare, but the courts in the West use it as a pretext to make non biological fathers pay child support. This is outrageous because it only takes a few years before your body's immune system turns against sperms. 

 

In the West mothers who get child support will not allow a single hair of the baby to be collected for DNA testing. It's a violation of the baby's human rights you see. Having a man pay all his life for raising another man's child is not a violation of human rights though.

 

I've read that in some cases the courts have sentenced a man for not telling the woman beforehand he was infertile. Damned if you do, damned if you don't

 

 

Edited April 27, 2023 by JackGats

[BananaBandit]

10 hours ago, jvs said:

I got the snip 25 years ago before i moved here.

A girl i knew told me she was pregnant and that i was the father,we both

went to the hospital and i told the doctor i could not be the father.

He asked me to provide a sperm sample in a room next to his office and it

was send to the lab.

Five minuted later the result was,no sperm cells in my sample.

The doctor told her i could not be the father,she ran out and i never saw her again.

I can totally picture this.

  

Do you know if the government hospitals conduct this sperm check?    

 

Most of the time, I'm not in any area that has clinics geared to foreigners.

[BananaBandit]

5 hours ago, scubascuba3 said:

Girls will try to pin it on a guy they want to be the father, usually because of money.

 

Get a sperm test, If in Pattaya 300 baht at Lifecare Lab, 1600 baht at Memorial with unnecessary doctor consultation 

300 baht sounds like a swell deal.  Unfortunately, I'm nowhere near Pattaya at the moment.  Do you know if government hospitals conduct this test for foreigners?

[simon43]

5 hours ago, scubascuba3 said:

Girls will try to pin it on a guy they want to be the father, usually because of money.

 

Get a sperm test, If in Pattaya 300 baht at Lifecare Lab, 1600 baht at Memorial with unnecessary doctor consultation 

The woman of course, should pay for this test...

[jvs]

2 hours ago, BananaBandit said:

I can totally picture this.

  

Do you know if the government hospitals conduct this sperm check?    

 

Most of the time, I'm not in any area that has clinics geared to foreigners.

I did it in a private hospital but the cost was very low,i think around 500 baht.

I would imagine government hospitals also do this,it is a very simple procedure.

It took the words of the doctor to convince the girl,she did not believe me.

[Sheryl]

14 hours ago, Swiss1960 said:

Proof of vasectomy is irrelevant, as there is a small chance of reversal over long time.

As above, either DNS testing or have your "output" tested for live sperms

This.

 

What you need is a simple sperm count.

[Sheryl]

3 hours ago, BananaBandit said:

I can totally picture this.

  

Do you know if the government hospitals conduct this sperm check?    

 

Most of the time, I'm not in any area that has clinics geared to foreigners.

Large govt hospitals can, but getting them to do so may be an issue.

 

Private lab may be easier.

 

Where exactly are you located?

 

If your issue is women insisting you wear a condom, these do a lot more than prevent pregnancy. Proof you are infertile may not resolve the issue as the woman may want disease protection even if not comfortable saying so outright.