Drive (a bar girl) from Pattaya to Burriam. Help.

[advancebooking]

I have to give a lift to a bar girl and drive from Pattaya to Burriam. Can anyone give me basic directions how to get out of Pattaya in the right direction. I have a fold out map but its confusing. 

 

Im not in Pattaya right now and cant work out how to use google maps making pattaya the start destination and burriam the end. Its all too hard. 

 

Please help. I dont want to fail on this mission. Oh and how many hours would that take?

thanks

[Upnotover]

1 minute ago, advancebooking said:

I have a fold out map but its confusing. 

No it isn't.  If you can't read the map you shouldn't b driving.  Put her on the bus.

[frank83628]

have you never heard of google maps?

[stoner]

scary that this is actually a legit thread. 

 

7 minutes ago, advancebooking said:

I have a fold out map

 

i could also lend you a few 8 tracks for easy listening on the way. 

[Rampant Rabbit]

typical <deleted> from posters, anything b ut help someone out .

link to map here 

https://www.google.co.th/maps/dir/Buriram/เมืองพัทยา+อำเภอบางละมุง+ชลบุรี+20150/@13.8857879,100.494899,8z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m14!4m13!1m5!1m1!1s0x311999c027a33247:0x10469cfc8de4970!2m2!1d102.989615!2d14.8474389!1m5!1m1!1s0x310295924d31d7e3:0xa97ff301a9bd10ff!2m2!1d100.8824376!2d12.923594!3e0?hl=th&entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI0MDkxOC4xIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

 

[Lacessit]

If the OP has a smartphone, he can download the Google maps app and key in a destination.

[ModdaPunk]

16 minutes ago, advancebooking said:

cant work out how to use google maps making pattaya the start destination and burriam the end. Its all too hard.

 

Wait until you're in Pattaya, pick up the girl and ask her to set up your Google Maps.

[stoner]

Just now, Rampant Rabbit said:

typical <deleted> from posters

link to map here 

https://www.google.co.th/maps/dir/Buriram/เมืองพัทยา+อำเภอบางละมุง+ชลบุรี+20150/@13.8857879,100.494899,8z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m14!4m13!1m5!1m1!1s0x311999c027a33247:0x10469cfc8de4970!2m2!1d102.989615!2d14.8474389!1m5!1m1!1s0x310295924d31d7e3:0xa97ff301a9bd10ff!2m2!1d100.8824376!2d12.923594!3e0?hl=th&entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI0MDkxOC4xIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

 

 

Typical what ? 

 

In 2024 if you can't figure out how to get directions maybe it's best to stay home. 

 

You could literally type into google pattaya to buriram and it would give you a detailed read out.

 

But enough smarts to create an AN account and post comments. Ok. 

[Rampant Rabbit]

1 minute ago, stoner said:

Typical what ? 

<deleted> if  u cant figure that out in 2024 suggest you stay off  forums

[still kicking]

6 minutes ago, Rampant Rabbit said:

typical <deleted> from posters, anything b ut help someone out  tossers

link to map here 

https://www.google.co.th/maps/dir/Buriram/เมืองพัทยา+อำเภอบางละมุง+ชลบุรี+20150/@13.8857879,100.494899,8z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m14!4m13!1m5!1m1!1s0x311999c027a33247:0x10469cfc8de4970!2m2!1d102.989615!2d14.8474389!1m5!1m1!1s0x310295924d31d7e3:0xa97ff301a9bd10ff!2m2!1d100.8824376!2d12.923594!3e0?hl=th&entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI0MDkxOC4xIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

 

Guess what his name is?

[CallumWK]

From the same OP 3 weeks ago

 

 

[MalcolmB]

If you get lost just pop into an Internet cafe, they will be able to sort you out.

Or a video shop. 
 

Should be a fun drive with a bar girl giving you favors along the way.

[stoner]

4 minutes ago, Rampant Rabbit said:

<deleted> if  u cant figure that out in 2024 suggest you stay off  forums

 

Ok. 

[Liverpool Lou]

24 minutes ago, advancebooking said:

Im not in Pattaya right now and cant work out how to use google maps making pattaya the start destination and burriam the end. Its all too hard.

Approximately 6 hours.

You really cannot type "Pattaya to Buriram into Google and then select "Maps"?

[Liverpool Lou]

10 minutes ago, Rampant Rabbit said:

typical <deleted> from posters, anything b ut help someone out  tossers

link to map here 

https://www.google.co.th/maps/dir/Buriram/เมืองพัทยา+อำเภอบางละมุง+ชลบุรี+20150/@13.8857879,100.494899,8z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m14!4m13!1m5!1m1!1s0x311999c027a33247:0x10469cfc8de4970!2m2!1d102.989615!2d14.8474389!1m5!1m1!1s0x310295924d31d7e3:0xa97ff301a9bd10ff!2m2!1d100.8824376!2d12.923594!3e0?hl=th&entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI0MDkxOC4xIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

 

He, apparently, can't type "Pattaya to Buriram" into Google, what makes you think he could click on that successfully?! 

[Liverpool Lou]

11 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

If the OP has a smartphone, he can download the Google maps app and key in a destination.

He can't, he said that it is too hard.

[advancebooking]

14 minutes ago, Rampant Rabbit said:

typical <deleted> from posters, anything b ut help someone out  tossers

link to map here 

https://www.google.co.th/maps/dir/Buriram/เมืองพัทยา+อำเภอบางละมุง+ชลบุรี+20150/@13.8857879,100.494899,8z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m14!4m13!1m5!1m1!1s0x311999c027a33247:0x10469cfc8de4970!2m2!1d102.989615!2d14.8474389!1m5!1m1!1s0x310295924d31d7e3:0xa97ff301a9bd10ff!2m2!1d100.8824376!2d12.923594!3e0?hl=th&entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI0MDkxOC4xIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

 

I clicked on the link but its all in Thai language. do you have one for English?

[Pattaya57]

1 hour ago, advancebooking said:

I have to give a lift to a bar girl and drive from Pattaya to Burriam. Can anyone give me basic directions how to get out of Pattaya in the right direction. I have a fold out map but its confusing. 

 

Im not in Pattaya right now and cant work out how to use google maps making pattaya the start destination and burriam the end. Its all too hard. 

 

Please help. I dont want to fail on this mission. Oh and how many hours would that take?

thanks

Has to be a troll post given you have similar threads already. How does anyone today not know how to use google maps that tells you exactly how to get there

[Nick Carter icp]

1 hour ago, advancebooking said:

I have to give a lift to a bar girl and drive from Pattaya to Burriam. Can anyone give me basic directions how to get out of Pattaya in the right direction. I have a fold out map but its confusing. 

 

Im not in Pattaya right now and cant work out how to use google maps making pattaya the start destination and burriam the end. Its all too hard. 

 

Please help. I dont want to fail on this mission. Oh and how many hours would that take?

thanks

 

   Put Pattaya to Buriram into a google search and it shows a map  

 

https://www.google.com/maps/dir/Pattaya+City,+Bang+Lamung+District,+Chon+Buri+20150/Buri+Ram,+Nai+Mueang,+Mueang+Buri+Ram+District,+Buri+Ram+31000/@14.3491956,100.0527745,448188m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m14!4m13!1m5!1m1!1s0x310295924d31d7e3:0xa97ff301a9bd10ff!2m2!1d100.8824376!2d12.923594!1m5!1m1!1s0x311995bc09ab77a9:0xebd725b9d60880a9!2m2!1d103.1115915!2d14.9951003!3e0?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI0MDkxOC4xIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

 

[Hummin]

1 hour ago, Lacessit said:

If the OP has a smartphone, he can download the Google maps app and key in a destination.

Most likely typing on a keyboard on a windows 95  at the internet Cafe on the corner of soi 6

[Celsius]

1 hour ago, advancebooking said:

 

Please help. I dont want to fail on this mission. Oh and how many hours would that take?

thanks

 

In your case maybe 5 seconds

[champers]

Ask some random bloke at the side of the road.

[couchpotato]

1 hour ago, advancebooking said:

I have to give a lift to a bar girl and drive from Pattaya to Burriam. Can anyone give me basic directions how to get out of Pattaya in the right direction. I have a fold out map but its confusing. 

 

Im not in Pattaya right now and cant work out how to use google maps making pattaya the start destination and burriam the end. Its all too hard. 

 

Please help. I dont want to fail on this mission. Oh and how many hours would that take?

thanks

A wind up post. Nobody is that stupid?

[Gottfrid]

1 hour ago, frank83628 said:

have you never heard of google maps?

Have you ever read more than the first sentence in an OP?

[Patong2021]

1 hour ago, still kicking said:

Guess what his name is?

Georgia or Bob?

 

[billd766]

2 hours ago, advancebooking said:

I have to give a lift to a bar girl and drive from Pattaya to Burriam. Can anyone give me basic directions how to get out of Pattaya in the right direction. I have a fold out map but its confusing. 

 

Im not in Pattaya right now and cant work out how to use google maps making pattaya the start destination and burriam the end. Its all too hard. 

 

Please help. I dont want to fail on this mission. Oh and how many hours would that take?

thanks

If you can log into Google Earth you should be able to locate the start point and the lady can give you and end point in Buriram as the end point.

 

That will give you a route and the rough timing as it will depend a lot on your start time and also the weather. Heavy rain will probably slow you down a bit for safety.

 

If you are still stuck then send me a PM and I will see if I can sort a route out for you.

[still kicking]

5 minutes ago, Patong2021 said:

Georgia or Bob?

 

Try bignog or dolf Gorgia is still mopping floors 

[impulse]

Let her drive.

 

You're welcome.

 

Edit: Assuming the bargirl is old enough to drive...  I understand that may not be a given in Pattaya.

[Lacessit]

9 hours ago, champers said:

Ask some random bloke at the side of the road.

He will probably end up in Mae Sai.

 

IME asking directions of a Thai has about a 33.333% chance of getting a correct answer.

[Gsxrnz]

11 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

He will probably end up in Mae Sai.

 

IME asking directions of a Thai has about a 33.333% chance of getting a correct answer.

Whilst I agree with you in principle, I suggest you are being grossly optimistic at 33.333%. 

 

Remove the two positive integers and replace with a zero, and we're somewhere close to real world outcomes.