18 minutes ago, simon43 said:

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A 41-year-old woman in Pattaya urinated and defecated ...

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Some people would pay extra for that.......

 

19 minutes ago, simon43 said:

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A 41-year-old woman in Pattaya urinated and defecated ...

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Some people would pay extra for that.......

Especially those who want Thailand to be the hub of extreme sports.

Great OP. 30 years ago on a bender with an English fella, some time after it got light and we were still drinking hard he suddenly crapped in his fishermens pants. A proper steamer. We rode our scooters to the closest pier where he stumbled to the edge and leapt in. Hammered but still enough sense to want to stop the awful stench. Im guessing lady in this story had the same thoughts.

7 hours ago, MalcolmB said:

This fellow I believe.

 

 

 

What the duck is the guard doing; rinsing him off? 😆 

Possibly the lady involved frequently indulged in anal sex. I remember years ago discussing anal sex with a female colleague and she told me that she avoided it because it could lead to weakening and desensitizing of the anus, resulting in involuntary 'anal leakage'

14 hours ago, BritManToo said:

If multi millionaire movie stars get stuck with women like this, what chance for the rest of us?

I have often wondered why they bother. Most go through multiple messy and expensive divorces on a regular basis.

The demon drink .....

 

12 hours ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

She must be one of those anal adult film content creator or similar. 

 

These people lose control of their sphincter

 

It's not often one gets the unabashed voice of experience on these pages. Thanks.

3 minutes ago, NanLaew said:

 

It's not often one gets the unabashed voice of experience on these pages. Thanks.

His personal experience perhaps.

5 hours ago, HauptmannUK said:

Possibly the lady involved frequently indulged in anal sex. I remember years ago discussing anal sex with a female colleague and she told me that she avoided it because it could lead to weakening and desensitizing of the anus, resulting in involuntary 'anal leakage'

 

Was this just regular office "water cooler" chit chat then?

 

Can't say I've ever needed to discuss turd burglary in formal conversation. With the mamasan maybe, but not with a "colleague" per se.

12 hours ago, Bday Prang said:

Jesus i have never come even remotely close to such an incident, despite having suffered from stage 4 bowel cancer.

Consuming a german sausage is a very poor excuse, you should get yourself checked out

Diarrhea is very common in Thailand, I allways carry a strip of pills just incase as if you get it, it can rush up on you very quickly, I got thyfoid food poisoning from a restaurant in BK last year and that took some beating had to go to hospital 

 

 

 

 

 

16 hours ago, Georgealbert said:

she suddenly ran across the street and leapt into the sea in front of onlookers.

And joined the other turds in the bay.

13 hours ago, thesetat said:

I think perhaps it was the alcohol that created the Chaos. Some women can drink quite a bit without it affecting their personalities. But dang, I have seen some who are akin to mental patients without their medication after only a couple of drinks. They completely lose control and even the smallest excuse to have a mental breakdown. 

Exactly my experience.

They go completely crazy.

Can get violent.

Keep the distance.

The dormant ever smiling volcanoe erupts.

11 hours ago, KhunBENQ said:

Exactly my experience.

They go completely crazy.

Can get violent.

Keep the distance.

The dormant ever smiling volcanoe erupts.

 

Because alcohol is a dangerous drug.

It brings out suppressed emotions, anger ...

Maybe best to convince your spouse to quit alcohol altogether. 

But you would need to quit as well to set an example.

It's not easy. 

 

Just now, save the frogs said:

 

Because alcohol is a dangerous drug.

It brings out suppressed emotions, anger ...

Maybe best to convince your spouse to quit alcohol altogether. 

 

More than 15 years ago.

And very few occasions for nipping on a glass of wine.

I have given up the daily two beers since many years.

13 hours ago, simon43 said:

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A 41-year-old woman in Pattaya urinated and defecated ...

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Some people would pay extra for that.......

Yes, I reckon we'd have a few here that would pay top dollar for that show. 

Sick puppies  😂

 

 

9 hours ago, StayinThailand2much said:

 

What the duck is the guard doing; rinsing him off? 😆 

A new type of Bangkok soapie,

Visited all-you-can-eat buffet that day?  Prawns were a little off.

 

17 hours ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

OK, who's wife is she, someone here, own up. 

 

Probably the guys who make snide remarks about folks who avoid relationships and just bang bar girls. Now you know what happens when you marry one.

1 hour ago, save the frogs said:

 

Because alcohol is a dangerous drug.

It brings out suppressed emotions, anger ...

Maybe best to convince your spouse to quit alcohol altogether. 

But you would need to quit as well to set an example.

It's not easy. 

 

Completely wrong. Apparently you know nothing about alcohol. It does not bring out anything. it lowers the ability to control emotions. 

Also you are dead wrong about quitting to set an example. A person who drinks will drink regardless whether you are or are not drinking in front of them. 

1 hour ago, Yagoda said:

Probably the guys who make snide remarks about folks who avoid relationships and just bang bar girls. Now you know what happens when you marry one.

 

Eighteen years and still waiting for my missus's embarrassing, scatological public event. Maybe I got myself a wrong 'un?

1 hour ago, thesetat said:

Completely wrong. Apparently you know nothing about alcohol. It does not bring out anything. it lowers the ability to control emotions. 

Also you are dead wrong about quitting to set an example. A person who drinks will drink regardless whether you are or are not drinking in front of them. 

 

 

Yes. Reading about that recently.

 

 In effect alcohol (or rather the products of its digestion) 'remove' the natural filters we have in our brain's that, through logical thought, prevent us from doing stupid things.

 

With alcohol removing those filters.......well!!!

 

 

Ive been told by some of the rentals that I have employed there is a few guys in Pattaya that pay good coin for a lady to releive themselves on  them (chest/mouth).

 

Maybe she thought she was on the job!

Hmm, sounds like my ex....

16 hours ago, Jingthing said:

Another one of those iconic stories where you just know it happened in Pattaya before reading that it is.

Home sweet home.

 

 

Or....

 

Good Morning, Vietnam......

 

 

Has this woman lost her humanity, through dating a Farang?

 

The same thing happened in Vietnam, in fact....

 

 

1 hour ago, Yagoda said:

folks who avoid

 

I think you meant....

Folks who void....

 

45 minutes ago, NanLaew said:

 

Eighteen years and still waiting for my missus's embarrassing, scatological public event. Maybe I got myself a wrong 'un?

I dont know, do you look down at folks banging bar girls?

1 minute ago, Yagoda said:

I dont know, do you look down at folks banging bar girls?

 

I don't know, do you look down at folks banging bar girls?

3 minutes ago, NanLaew said:

 

I don't know, do you look down at folks banging bar girls?

Hell no! I even respect guys that marry a good one.

57 minutes ago, Yagoda said:

Hell no! I even respect guys that marry a good one.

 

Me too. Doesn't matter too much about your looks, youth and vigor when you find yourself a keeper.

 

Here's mine.

 

 

2 minutes ago, NanLaew said:

 

Me too. Doesn't matter too much about your looks, youth and vigor when you find yourself a keeper.

 

Here's mine.

 

 

your wife looks ........... masculine.

24 minutes ago, Ralf001 said:

your wife looks ........... masculine.

 

You're struggling to be...... relevant