I'm back :-)

You see, i was banned from Bedlam almost a year ago, and I think the powers that be forgot about me, or lost the keys to the cell or something (I certainly wasn't fed while I was away).

But don't worry - I escaped with the help of a friendly gaoler.

Have I missed anything interesting?

Could you please sum up the last eleven months please?

I'm back :-)

You see, i was banned from Bedlam almost a year ago, and I think the powers that be forgot about me, or lost the keys to the cell or something (I certainly wasn't fed while I was away).

But don't worry - I escaped with the help of a friendly gaoler.

Have I missed anything interesting?

Could you please sum up the last eleven months please?

16th of august 2007 till July 15th 2008. (366 days)

cheers

onzestan

16th of august 2007 till July 15th 2008. (366 days)

What calender are you using Onzestan

16th of august 2007 till July 15th 2008. (366 days)

What calender are you using Onzestan

The one with the go-faster stripes .... as you get older that happens all the time

Have I missed anything interesting?

Loads Bendy, you missed my pie story, Migs relocation, more than a few plays on words, Tigs revealing that he is addicted to spanking (which most of us expected anyway) troll hunting (WW being the primary candidate closely followed by loosescrew) a quick discussion about Harris Black, a bit of solace for missing members, a very funny topic about the Muppets (most of which I can't see) a few digs about Australia (can't understand why they are deserved) and quite a few pictures of very attractive bottoms.

And do a search on 'Kayo' that'll keep you occupied for a few minutes

Have I missed anything interesting?

Loads Bendy, you missed my pie story, Migs relocation, more than a few plays on words, Tigs revealing that he is addicted to spanking (which most of us expected anyway) troll hunting (WW being the primary candidate closely followed by loosescrew) a quick discussion about Harris Black, a bit of solace for missing members, a very funny topic about the Muppets (most of which I can't see) a few digs about Australia (can't understand why they are deserved) and quite a few pictures of very attractive bottoms.

And do a search on 'Kayo' that'll keep you occupied for a few minutes

You missed loads of the usual, erm, interesting stuff, and a few unexpected threads. The ones about spank paddles is a fix, I only responded to a thread mentioning them and got 'framed' with a spank fixation! Not true I tell you! And before you say anything - the lady doth not protest too much.

Yeah yeah.... you'll tell us anything

I'm back :-)

Have I missed anything interesting?

Could you please sum up the last eleven months please?

Were you gone ? I never noticed !

(Thought maybe you were on a self-imposed exile)

Business as per normal here (for the most part). TLW, Hot Bums and 3 Word Stories, threads that go off track almost as fast as they are posted, yadda yadda yadda.

I'm back :-)

You see, i was banned from Bedlam almost a year ago, and I think the powers that be forgot about me, or lost the keys to the cell or something (I certainly wasn't fed while I was away).

Are you telling porkies?

I've never heard of anyone only being banned from Bedlam while posting on the rest of the Thai Visa.

I'm back :-)

You see, i was banned from Bedlam almost a year ago, and I think the powers that be forgot about me, or lost the keys to the cell or something (I certainly wasn't fed while I was away).

Are you telling porkies?

I've never heard of anyone only being banned from Bedlam while posting on the rest of the Thai Visa.

See Wolfie's rules:

bedlam rules

He hasn't been back since starting this thread. Perhaps it got him banned again, or did he just read the summary and decide not to bother?

Welcome back Mr Bendix.

(erm may i know why exactly were you banned? )

16th of august 2007 till July 15th 2008. (366 days)

What calender are you using Onzestan

Wow, what a mistake. My math teacher will be furious. :D

Sorry folks I promise to do better next time.

Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa. ( latin for what a stupid a$$hole I am)

cheers

onzestan

I'm back :-)

You see, i was banned from Bedlam almost a year ago, and I think the powers that be forgot about me, or lost the keys to the cell or something (I certainly wasn't fed while I was away).

Are you telling porkies?

I've never heard of anyone only being banned from Bedlam while posting on the rest of the Thai Visa.

Nope . it's true.

No idea why. My offence was never explained although it did coincide with a rather pleasant suspension . . . .. I felt like the guy in Kafka's The Trial.

(let's face it, THAT reference is way over bedlam's collective head, huh?)

You seem to be fond of Josephs.

I felt like the guy in Kafka's The Trial.

(let's face it, THAT reference is way over bedlam's collective head, huh?)

Haven't read the book, did watch the movie by Orson Welles a long time ago.

I wasn't crazy about the book, but I get the reference.

Tried in abstentia for an unspecified crime and sentenced, without the right of appeal, to spend a slice of eternity wandering the labyrinthine halls of General Topics?

Does the democratic principles enshrined in the constitution of Bedlam not protect us from such violation of our human rights or can we be slotted anytime one of the mods has a bad hair day?

Okay, I know the answer now where's that ball and chain?

Tried in abstentia for an unspecified crime and sentenced, without the right of appeal, to spend a slice of eternity wandering the labyrinthine halls of General Topics?

Does the democratic principles enshrined in the constitution of Bedlam not protect us from such violation of our human rights or can we be slotted anytime one of the mods has a bad hair day?

Okay, I know the answer now where's that ball and chain?

please be easy on me here my IQ is only 11! and me ma psa englit ka!

I think he means that mods and admin can deny anyone access to bedlam without affecting their rights in other areas, in fact I would think that privileges can be set for all posters on any individual forum, anyone can make a contribution to a topic in News Clipping, but very few people can start a new thread, try it.

Could you please sum up the last eleven months please?

Well, it could be done, but I fear a state of moribund stasis would ensue

There has been a Search for a Loose Screw but the suspects were too many to get a definitive result and that was just in Bedlam.

Boaters, Drunks in Holes, Chastity Belts and Octopus Porn, Animal crossings, rafts of Duck, a Chicken with Huge knockers and a return of a Tornado Thread.

Missing Inmates and a Legend was Found and a new Admin was admitted, a thread on Cliches please add your own and one on One Liners just for you.

So have you missed anything, you decide,

Welcome back

Moss

welcome back.....you didn't miss anything much...don't worry. Now proceed o the last word and you know what I mean..

Tried in abstentia for an unspecified crime and sentenced, without the right of appeal, to spend a slice of eternity wandering the labyrinthine halls of General Topics?

Does the democratic principles enshrined in the constitution of Bedlam not protect us from such violation of our human rights or can we be slotted anytime one of the mods has a bad hair day?

Okay, I know the answer now where's that ball and chain?

please be easy on me here my IQ is only 11! and me ma psa englit ka!

si claro y hablo bastante bien el Espanyol

pero

Tôi chỉ nói một tiếng Việt nam nhỏ.

Tried in abstentia for an unspecified crime and sentenced, without the right of appeal, to spend a slice of eternity wandering the labyrinthine halls of General Topics?

Does the democratic principles enshrined in the constitution of Bedlam not protect us from such violation of our human rights or can we be slotted anytime one of the mods has a bad hair day?

Okay, I know the answer now where's that ball and chain?

please be easy on me here my IQ is only 11! and me ma psa englit ka!

si claro y hablo bastante bien el Espanyol

pero

Tôi chỉ nói một tiếng Việt nam nhỏ.

ommmmmmmmmmmg! this is worse!

The prodigal son returneth.

Bendix....born again. Hallelujah.

Great. I can lighten up on the bendix impersonations now.

Bendix....born again. Hallelujah.

Wrong thread...... just wait for Tigs to read this

Bendix....born again. Hallelujah.

Wrong thread...... just wait for Tigs to read this

That's just what I was thinking!

We wait over 2000 years and........................

Moss

Welcome back.

We are all awaiting the next episode of Kayo's house mate games. It had all the making of a good soap for while there but seems to gone a little quiet recently. :D :D

WB - and here I was thinking it was a self-imposed exile to the dark side.