Everton Thread

[jellydog]

3 minutes ago, carmine said:

Kukaku scored half their goals last season.  Should have been obvious a quality replacement was needed.  And before anyone throws his name in, Rooney is not an out and out striker.

Rooney looks barely even a midfielder at this point. He's going to score an odd goal here and there, but has lost most of the pace he once had. Maybe he doesn't fancy the MLS but he would do well to head west. One or two years in the USA and then retire a la Pirlo.

 

Then...a pundit or manager ?

[champers]

11 minutes ago, jellydog said:

Rooney looks barely even a midfielder at this point. He's going to score an odd goal here and there, but has lost most of the pace he once had. Maybe he doesn't fancy the MLS but he would do well to head west. One or two years in the USA and then retire a la Pirlo.

 

Then...a pundit or manager ?

He'll have to learn to speak English.

[jellydog]

5 minutes ago, champers said:

He'll have to learn to speak English.

I was gonna add that, but as a Yank I opted against it.

[wilai]

Even the ref is taking the P***

 

"Koeman was angry and said I should have given 10 minutes (injury time)...I said, I could have given 15 and you still wouldn't have scored"

 

Edited October 21, 2017 by wilai

[wilai]

Bet done for the day

 

[rott]

The humour from Wilai knows no bounds.

 

Cheeky wee scamp.

 

:)

Edited October 22, 2017 by rott

[wilai]

Bye Ronnie

[jellydog]

19 minutes ago, wilai said:

Bye Ronnie

For a second I thought Master Pickering had sorely offended you.

[mrbojangles]

49 minutes ago, wilai said:

Bye Ronnie

Quicker than I thought. I thought they would have at least waited till after next weeks game

[Rc2702]

2 hours ago, mrbojangles said:

Quicker than I thought. I thought they would have at least waited till after next weeks game

Strange times for the toffees. Can't help thinking perhaps Moral had a hand in matters and having shrek head as senIor figure is surely not a positive.

[smokie36]

4 hours ago, jellydog said:

For a second I thought Master Pickering had sorely offended you.

 

I would never argue with a scouser jellybean...salt of the earth that lot and always a good source of class ammmmm ummmmm's.

[rott]

15 hours ago, RonniePickering22 said:

 

I would never argue with a scouser jellybean...salt of the earth that lot and always a good source of class.

Talking sense for once.O This O refuses to be deleted.

 

[carmine]

On 10/23/2017 at 8:27 PM, mrbojangles said:

Quicker than I thought. I thought they would have at least waited till after next weeks game

Not sure about that mate, they were appalling against Arsenal.  I can't see what he could offer to have improved the situation.  Even the players looked beaten and clueless

[wilai]

Schneiderlin sent off and will miss Everton's next game in Europe....in 2035

[carmine]

What on earth has happened to Everton this past six months.  Can't remember seeing a side decline in this manner, just falling apart.  

 

I've read bits about Koeman suggesting he

s technically, tactically ok but his man management needs a lot to be desired.  Anyone else heard anything?

 

I suppose a Sam Alladichie appointment is round the corner.  Whatever, something needs to happen fast!

Edited November 3, 2017 by carmine

[jellydog]

1 hour ago, carmine said:

What on earth has happened to Everton this past six months.  Can't remember seeing a side decline in this manner, just falling apart.  

 

I've read bits about Koeman suggesting he

s technically, tactically ok but his man management needs a lot to be desired.  Anyone else heard anything?

 

I suppose a Sam Alladichie appointment is round the corner.  Whatever, something needs to happen fast!

Everton must be the worst team in the history of football after having spent the money they did in the summer. You could have had a committee of chimps picking players and done better.

[carmine]

14 minutes ago, jellydog said:

Everton must be the worst team in the history of football after having spent the money they did in the summer. You could have had a committee of chimps picking players and done better.

And now potentially compounding the issue by considering a wholly unqualified Unsworth as a replacement who thinks its a sound tactical switch to have Gylfi, their creative midfielder playing as center forward.  

[BangrakBob]

3 hours ago, carmine said:

What on earth has happened to Everton this past six months.  Can't remember seeing a side decline in this manner, just falling apart.  

 

I've read bits about Koeman suggesting he

s technically, tactically ok but his man management needs a lot to be desired.  Anyone else heard anything?

 

I suppose a Sam Alladichie appointment is round the corner.  Whatever, something needs to happen fast!

It’s beautiful isn’t it, nothing needs to happen fast. I’d like to watch this on slo-mo. 

[BlueScouse]

Panorama to investigate Usmanov's links to Everton

From Toffeeweb site. Have to try and download the programmes.

 

http://toffeeweb.com/season/17-18/news/35761.html

 

 

[BangrakBob]

^ just when you thought it couldn’t get any better 

[smokie36]

2 hours ago, BangrakBob said:

^ just when you thought it couldn’t get any better 

 

I don't see much in this....just a money shuffle.

 

Best guess is another 100m spend in Jan.

[Rc2702]

3 hours ago, RonniePickering22 said:

 

I don't see much in this....just a money shuffle.

 

Best guess is another 100m spend in Jan.

That will keep you well totted up.

[BangrakBob]

7 hours ago, RonniePickering22 said:

 

I don't see much in this....just a money shuffle.

 

Best guess is another 100m spend in Jan.

This is me watching Panarama this week

[wilai]

The Trickies have a new defensive coach........Eddie Jones

 

[BangrakBob]

^wow that is terrifying

[BangrakBob]

dont forget to bust this one out for Sammy now his joined the Ev 

[wilai]

With Fat Sam, Butterball Sammy and Corpulent Craig joining Pudgy Unsworth on the team, the burger bar outside Finch Farm will be doing a roaring trade

 

 

[rott]

On Sunday, November 05, 2017 at 2:10 AM, BangrakBob said:

This is me watching Panarama this week

Typical TEFLer/kopite, can't even <deleted> spell it.

 

Hello Bobby.

[BangrakBob]

31 minutes ago, rott said:

Typical TEFLer/kopite, can't even <deleted> spell it.

 

Hello Bobby.

I do enough spell checking and proofing at work, I can't be arsed through a cracked iPhone screen for you peasants.

Unless it's a complete pig's ear, I don't wish to make anyone strain to comprehend. 

I thought the appointment of Big Sam the saviour would have helped wash that irritation right out of your vagina rott, maybe you should try this...

Edited November 30, 2017 by BangrakBob

[rott]

3 hours ago, BangrakBob said:

I do enough spell checking and proofing at work, I can't be arsed through a cracked iPhone screen for you peasants.

Unless it's a complete pig's ear, I don't wish to make anyone strain to comprehend. 

I thought the appointment of Big Sam the saviour would have helped wash that irritation right out of your vagina rott, maybe you should try this...

Note to all:-

Bobby only wants positive, appreciative and admiring responses today.

 

Don't know why proofreading gets him so tetchy, presumablyhe got knocked back when he applied for the post of advising indigenous females on personal hygiene. With his personality I would have thought he would be a perfect fit.