Chiang Mai Busker Arrested For Showing Penis To Tourists

[NCC1701A]

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"I hope I get out in time to show it to that blonde from California again. She was fine."

 

 

[scottiejohn]

5 hours ago, Darcula said:

but someone had a stroke.

I confess it must have been the naughty Nun, we know she has all the bad habits but someone must have fingered her for the crime!

[AlexRich]

There was a comedy act, Australian I think, who were at the Edinburgh Festival a few years back called "Puppetry of the Penis" ... with the penii undergoing several costume changes throughout the performance. 

[scottiejohn]

12 minutes ago, NCC1701A said:

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"I hope I get out in time to show it to that blonde from California again. She was fine."

 

 

He is wong again.  She was not fine!

She was fined for concealing a potentially dangerous weapon about his person.  She was very lucky because it was obviously a (minor) hanging offence but as it was discharged before it could come to anything and was let off.  I hope that clears up the mess.  

Edited October 15, 2018 by scottiejohn

[scottiejohn]

3 minutes ago, AlexRich said:

There was a comedy act, Australian I think, who were at the Edinburgh Festival a few years back called "Puppetry of the Penis" ... with the penii undergoing several costume changes throughout the performance. 

Yes I saw them come back on stage a few times for an encore. I think that is how it is spelt, but then it was on the "Fringe" and not main stream!

[scorecard]

16 minutes ago, NCC1701A said:

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"I hope I get out in time to show it to that blonde from California again. She was fine."

 

 

 What happened to the 'new' rule from the top cop a few days back saying faces cannot revealed? 

[Formaleins]

5 hours ago, toofarnorth said:

He is a busker , no guitar strap , one has to rest the guitar on something .

He seems to prefer to play the flute! What a complete knob! Did the tourists  get his penis display if they gave him money or if they didn't give him money?

[balo]

My ex gf told me that some Thai men have a penis the size of a banana , so they are not all the same.

 

 

 

[Phuketshrew]

Maybe he was playing this song:

 

 

[scottiejohn]

52 minutes ago, scorecard said:

 What happened to the 'new' rule from the top cop a few days back saying faces cannot revealed? 

I don't think he was accused of revealing his face.  He is facing accusations of revealing something much smaller but more in your face or whatever took his fancy!

BIG Joke said to a certain ex (***) we have no hard facts to go on, just some possible erection, in a public place, of a minor advertisement of a possible illegal penetration system which appears to have been frowned on by possible recipients. I will of course shut down all such future exposures as it is not the Thai way to display such personal details in such a public way. 

The Chinese of course can just slant this information in which ever way suits their perspective and will not blinker their rose spectacled view of this little d*ckhead or of course ……......………..(enter what you want!!).

 

 

 

Edited October 15, 2018 by scottiejohn

[atyclb]

3 hours ago, atyclb said:

4 hours ago, scottiejohn said:

5 hours ago, atyclb said:

 

nor will he be receiving a stiff sentence

Depends if he does "end up" in jail.  Mind you if he does will it enlarge the circle of/for his friends? 

 

 

possibly enlarge the "ring of friendship"

 

 

hint = . enlarge and dilate the ring of friendship

[Torrens54]

Did he supply a MAGNIFYING GLASS or were people expected to 

go down close for a good gawk ?

[gunderhill]

7 hours ago, toofarnorth said:

Ok , keep going Phil.   I wonder if he was singing that old song from the early '60s

' My penis in blue jeans '

Ken Dodds  "appiness"  would be better

 

 

[chickenslegs]

All joking aside, the chap is most likely mentally ill and I hope he will be treated as such.

 

 

[Grusa]

11 hours ago, scottiejohn said:

Apparently he will be released due to lack of any hard evidence!

No, he has to do his time in penile servitude.

[how241]

A couple of funny replies.  Thanks

[AlexRich]

7 hours ago, scottiejohn said:

Yes I saw them come back on stage a few times for an encore. I think that is how it is spelt, but then it was on the "Fringe" and not main stream!

 

Typical of Thailand to breach their copyright!

[ChakaKhan]

Obviously not aware of the Penal Codes in CM........was he taking a selfie?

[scottiejohn]

8 hours ago, ChakaKhan said:

Obviously not aware of the Penal Codes in CM........was he taking a selfie?

If he did take a selfie I assume he had to get the photo enlarged!

[QPRFC]

Can you believe that he was arrested outside the same hostel where Scouser (Scousser [emoji23]) B and the Canadian tom boy was arrested / staying at.

[ChakaKhan]

Would seem logical as I drive by that hostel daily biking...B.packers out there at the pool and Id guess chix in bikinis...always sitting around drinking...typical scene at that place....loud and drunken young backpackers..

 

Since that guy is out and back on the street what was the fine???  Could only imagine if was a farang!!!