Did you know that there are no ducks in Portugal?
Just Portugeese.

Roger Daltrey, Pete Townshend and John Entwistle broke into an animal sanctuary earlier today and released the captive canines.

Local police say they have definite proof that Who let the dogs out.

My wife tried to surprise me with a new car for my birthday,

but she missed.

 

Impressive, keep them coming guys! 

22 hours ago, oxo1947 said:

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Reminds me that an engineers'  tool kit actually only contains 2 items:

 

1  WD 40 for things that should move but don't

2 Duct tape for things that shouldn't move but do.

 

Optional 3rd item for the experienced engineers:

 

A large hammer to:

1 Move things that even WD 40 fails to move

2 Permanently reposition things that Duct tape cannot hold

3 Persuade the customer that everything is where it should be anyway 

 

39 minutes ago, VBF said:

1  WD 40 for things that should move but don't

2 Duct tape for things that shouldn't move but do.

Navy?

If it moves salute it 

If it doesn't move, paint it.

????

 

2 hours ago, VBF said:

Reminds me that an engineers'  tool kit actually only contains 2 items:

 

1  WD 40 for things that should move but don't

2 Duct tape for things that shouldn't move but do.

 

Optional 3rd item for the experienced engineers:

 

A large hammer to:

1 Move things that even WD 40 fails to move

2 Permanently reposition things that Duct tape cannot hold

3 Persuade the customer that everything is where it should be anyway 

 

I had a calibrated hammer.

2 hours ago, MJCM said:

????

 

I tried this.

 

First attempt :  pig

Second attempt : horse

Third attempt : fowl

 

A bit tricky as I don't think that there is an actual farm animal with an F.  Fowl is a bit of a generic term.

How on earth the AI gets 'pig' or 'horse' I have no idea!

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2 hours ago, doctormann said:

I tried this.

 

First attempt :  pig

Second attempt : horse

Third attempt : fowl

 

A bit tricky as I don't think that there is an actual farm animal with an F.  Fowl is a bit of a generic term.

How on earth the AI gets 'pig' or 'horse' I have no idea!

Friesian Cattle, or you come from Austria, Fleckvieh Cattle, or is these splitting hairs.

13 hours ago, doctormann said:

I tried this.

 

First attempt :  pig

Second attempt : horse

Third attempt : fowl

 

A bit tricky as I don't think that there is an actual farm animal with an F.  Fowl is a bit of a generic term.

How on earth the AI gets 'pig' or 'horse' I have no idea!

 

One of my attempts got "buffalo", at least it has an "f" and could be found on Thai farms.

 

It also got "female goat", "ferret" and "horsefly".

2 minutes ago, Crossy said:

 

One of my attempts got "buffalo", at least it has an "f" and could be found on Thai farms.

That seems legit.  I was assuming that F had to be the initial letter but maybe not so.  Who knows what goes on in the 'head' of an AI anyway!

44 minutes ago, Crossy said:

 

One of my attempts got "buffalo", at least it has an "f" and could be found on Thai farms.

 

It also got "female goat", "ferret" and "horsefly".

I got "Farmer" off the top of my head...

20 minutes ago, Yellowtail said:

I got "Farmer" off the top of my head...

This gets funnier.

If you can be bothered to read to the end take a look at this:

 

name a farm animal with an F
ChatGPT
A farm animal with an "F" is a "Farm Sheep."

User
try again
ChatGPT
Apologies for the incorrect response earlier. A farm animal with an "F" is a "Farm Fowl," which refers to domesticated birds commonly found on farms such as chickens, ducks, or geese.

User
try again
ChatGPT
I apologize for the confusion. Another farm animal with an "F" is a "Farm Pig."

User
try again
ChatGPT
Apologies for the previous incorrect responses. A farm animal with an "F" is a "Farm Goat."

User
this is getting silly!
ChatGPT
I apologize for the repeated incorrect responses. You're right, it's time to get it right. A farm animal with an "F" is a "Farm Horse."

User
no need to preface every answer with 'farm'.  we know that we are looking for an animal that is found on a farm.
ChatGPT
Apologies for the unnecessary preface. The correct answer is "Fowl," which refers to domesticated birds commonly found on farms, such as chickens, ducks, or geese.

User
any more?
ChatGPT
Certainly! Here's another farm animal that starts with an "F": a Farm Cow.

User
stop with the 'farm' prefix already!
ChatGPT
Apologies for the repeated inclusion of the "farm" prefix. Here's a farm animal that starts with an "F" without the unnecessary prefix: a Ferret.

 

User
OK, I agree that a ferret might well be found on a farm but I think that we are really referring to a domesticated farm animal, such as a cow or sheep or goat.
ChatGPT
Apologies for the confusion. You're right, the focus should be on domesticated farm animals. In that case, another domesticated farm animal that starts with an "F" is a Farm Duck.

 

User
stop with the 'farm' prefix already!
ChatGPT
Apologies once again for the repeated use of the prefix. A domesticated farm animal that starts with an "F" is a Goat.

 

User
no it isn't!  No 'f' in goat.
ChatGPT
I apologize for the mistake once again. You are correct, "Goat" does not start with an "F." I apologize for the confusion caused. A correct answer would be a Farm Chicken.

 

User
and round and round we go!
ChatGPT
I apologize for the confusion and frustration caused by the incorrect responses. Thank you for your patience. To provide an accurate answer, a domesticated farm animal that starts with an "F" is a Farm Ferret.

 

User
Just admit that there is no domesticated farm animal with an 'f'!
ChatGPT
You are absolutely right, and I apologize for the incorrect responses. There is no domesticated farm animal that starts with the letter "F." I apologize for the confusion caused and appreciate your patience.

Foal?