9 minutes ago, Kadilo said:

Mods.......Need some canned laughter sound effects for this thread please. 

 

 

Surely it would be better to have a Thai ....... “Boing”........

45 minutes ago, balo said:

We voted for you Baboon, but I think you will end up way behind Colinneil. Not your best days at the office is it. Will it end up as a complete failure? 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

 

Better to be a dignified loser than a smug winner like Mr Poo Poo Face.... 

That I am fighting a clean contest and hopefully pleasuring a few men along the way is all the validation I need.

pleasuring a few men along the way

Really ? , reaching out for a different demographic of poster now ?

2 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

 

Really ? , reaching out for a different demographic of poster now ?

 

I stand erect and proud for ALL to see....

2 hours ago, StreetCowboy said:

I don't think that you get a choice.

 

45 minutes ago, Kadilo said:

 

????

46 minutes ago, Kadilo said:

Mods.......Need some canned laughter sound effects for this thread please. 

Just for you as a public service from a contender.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NtksEHYtK4

 

13 minutes ago, baboon said:

I stand erect and proud for ALL to see....

What a terrifying thought.

 

20 minutes ago, billd766 said:

What a terrifying thought.

 

Yeah, yeah.

'Vote baboon - He can't keep getting away with recycling the same jokes year after year...'

Just for you as a public service from a contender.
 

 

Bill , I searched for some bells and whistles sound effects to accompany your laughter, best I could do is this.

NOTE: there is 12 hours of it !!

Could maybe play it on a loop to the Techdoctor until he resolves connecting issues !! [emoji51]

And in true Thai Tv fashion.......

 

 

18 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

Could maybe play it on a loop to the Techdoctor until he resolves connecting issues !! 

It won't work. How many months has it been now?

It won't work. How many months has it been now?

Only been a couple, no rush , there’s probably still a handful of posters posting !! [emoji51]

1 hour ago, billd766 said:

Just for you as a public service from a contender.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NtksEHYtK4

 

 

2 hours ago, Kadilo said:

Mods.......Need some canned laughter sound effects for this thread please. 

Here's another one:

 

8 hours ago, baboon said:

Yeah, yeah.

'Vote baboon - He can't keep getting away with recycling the same jokes year after year...'

With a large number of members suffering dementia and a large number consuming copious amounts of alcohol, your jokes will stand for years!

 

8 hours ago, baboon said:

I stand erect and proud for ALL to see....

You got me beat on that 1 Baboon.

Is it really too late to add another contestant?

Can't we bend the rules a little this year due to the impact this poster has had on all members in recent months?

I remember when he joined. I didn't think he would last long in the hurly-burly world of TV. His fabrications, subterfuge and misleading statements  were quickly  exposed, which I assumed, erroneously, would lead to at least a suspension, if not an outright ban.

Yet here is, still posting merrily away every day, months later!

Merry Christmas and a big hand for poster of the year:

Mr Technical Difficulties. 

23 minutes ago, bannork said:

Is it really too late to add another contestant?

Can't we bend the rules a little this year due to the impact this poster has had on all members in recent months?

I remember when he joined. I didn't think he would last long in the hurly-burly world of TV. His fabrications, subterfuge and misleading statements  were quickly  exposed, which I assumed, erroneously, would lead to at least a suspension, if not an outright ban.

Yet here is, still posting merrily away every day, months later!

Merry Christmas and a big hand for poster of the year:

Mr Technical Difficulties. 

Yeah, he seems to have his own banner ad at the top of the screen most days.  He's entered the forum and made a big impact. (.... meanwhile, back to FB and bridge on my tablet)

25 minutes ago, NancyL said:

Yeah, he seems to have his own banner ad at the top of the screen most days.  He's entered the forum and made a big impact. (.... meanwhile, back to FB and bridge on my tablet)

Poker not good enough for you, is it?

11 hours ago, Kadilo said:

Mods.......Need some canned laughter sound effects for this thread please. 

They are looking for an old 77rpm disc of Trans live in Karasin .....

10 hours ago, baboon said:

Yeah, yeah.

'Vote baboon - He can't keep getting away with recycling the same jokes year after year...'

Yet he does .....

They are looking for an old 77rpm disc of Trans live in Karasin .....

Ask and you shall receive !!

Its Christmas Day and no doubt all the runners will be distributing much needed gifts in the local community. Colin's camp are sticking with their supermarket campaign, next to the baked beans section, where all TV members must pass. Big C have reportedly realised the marketing potential that POTY has to offer, especially if Colin wins. Being on 4 wheels, he can cover far more ground than any pretty, and every Thai will want to come and see the farang in pink tights who rides around handling out leaflets!

 

When Colin gets the telegram calling him to TV HQ, we can safely assume he's got the title, but until then, who knows? Rumour has it that 2 of the runners have teamed up and are looking to have the frontrunner disqualified on some mobility technicality .... more on that as it comes in .....

Colin and baked beans are not a recommended combination - I suggest his team relocate to the bakery section.

Noooo, I have an annual Christmas booking, well the ladies like my renditions ...????...Pic from a few years back, my fat days...????

 

 

 

 

 

1 minute ago, transam said:

Noooo, I have an annual Christmas booking, well the ladies like my renditions ...????...Pic from a few years back, my fat days...????

 

 

 

 

 

I remember, just before the fight erupted!

17 minutes ago, geronimo said:

Its Christmas Day and no doubt all the runners will be distributing much needed gifts in the local community. Colin's camp are sticking with their supermarket campaign, next to the baked beans section, where all TV members must pass. Big C have reportedly realised the marketing potential that POTY has to offer, especially if Colin wins. Being on 4 wheels, he can cover far more ground than any pretty, and every Thai will want to come and see the farang in pink tights who rides around handling out leaflets!

 

When Colin gets the telegram calling him to TV HQ, we can safely assume he's got the title, but until then, who knows? Rumour has it that 2 of the runners have teamed up and are looking to have the frontrunner disqualified on some mobility technicality .... more on that as it comes in .....

One things for sure, there will be no last minute voting this year, unless tech has a brain wave....????

1 minute ago, transam said:

One things for sure, there will be no last minute voting this year, unless tech has a brain wave....????

It is rumoured that over 50% of voters have yet to click their mouse. They have learned to wait until the dirt is exposed before voting.

Just in case you can’t get hold of a copy of the video of Colin’s Christmas Day message - and have yet to form your own mental/visual (mental being more apply) picture, I implore you to watch the classic English comedy series Last of the Summer Wine.

 

Colin is Compo to a ‘T’.

 

If you can imagine a cantankerous, mischievous Compo going around causing mayhem in a wheelchair - then you have a Colin in a nutshell. Nora Batty beware...

Will somebody please vote for djjiamie!!!