Serious question.

What is the best response to this?

Your gf has a regular day job and her mother has come to the gf's house to stay for a few weeks.  After the gf leaves in the morning the big breasted no English speaking mom is making advances.  Rubbing your back, hugging you, smiling, making obvious innuendos.

 

What to do?

Take her to the bedroom?

Tell your gf?

Push the mom away?

Try to kindly say no thanks?

 

To add, there is some temptation as the mom is kind of attractive. ????

 

 

She's just looking after the golden goose, just roll with it ! 

 

Either that or she's actually frisking you not rubbing and hugging !! ????

Wait until the GF gets home - Tick one off on your 'bucket list' !!!!

Long as you don't get her pregnant and end up marrying your daughters sister

Take her to the bedroom?  NO

 

Tell your gf? NO

 

Push the mom away?  OK but try to do it in a way that does not overly antagonize.

 

Try to kindly say no thanks?  OK

 

And I would also start minimizing time alone with her, avoiding her.

 

One possibility that seems not to have occurred to the others is that it may be a "test". To see if you can be trusted.

 

 

7 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

Wait until the GF gets home - Tick one off on your 'bucket list' !!!!

Ha ha ha! That's 'bucket' with an 'f'.

18 minutes ago, bkk6060 said:

What to do?

Lie back and see what happens.

Go for the family double! If your gf learned her ethics/morals from her mother, she won't mind!

 

 

Introduce the horny mother to your friends. 

Long, long ago in a previous life I had a mother-daughter relationship (not in Thailand) I was later married to the daughter, both knew of course, daughter encouraged it. Mum was divorced and lonely, daughter got off on the 3 in a bed activities (she also liked a bit of mild BDSM too which never really floated my boat).

 

It was actually great whilst it lasted and was nothing to do with my breaking up with the (then) missus, mum had long since found herself an even younger toyboy (they were still together when she died last year).

 

Very great care is required as your GF (probably) isn't aware. Now if mum comes on whilst daughter is there ...

 

26 minutes ago, BritManToo said:

Lie back and see what happens.

this. also *pretend* to be sleeping. non nid noi ma !

 

apple tree sort of thing.

53 minutes ago, bkk6060 said:

What to do?

Dump the gf in exchange for her mother.

If you don,t want to lose your meat and two veg. I would avoid her at all cost....and say nothing to the wife about it as she may not believe you....

 

 

although there is something tempting about "keeping it in the family" so to speak

GET A BIGGER BED

Id do it.

11 minutes ago, Sujo said:

Id do it.

Wouldn't you want to see the goods first? Or are you relying the old, 'beauty is only a light switch away'?

Can´t make a professional opinion without pictures of them both.

She is 82, she never tries it on when i help her out of her wheelchair. Although when i met her mum and her friends 23 yrs ago ,they all started laughing,when i asked my then girlfriend ,not wife why they were laughing and she said that one of the ladies had said " wouldnt mind his shoes under my bed"

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OP should do as any good Blacksmith would do: Hammer every hot iron that comes under your hammer.

unable to advise in the absence of photos and specs of mother

On 10/12/2019 at 11:37 AM, Crossy said:

Long, long ago in a previous life I had a mother-daughter relationship (not in Thailand) I was later married to the daughter, both knew of course, daughter encouraged it. Mum was divorced and lonely, daughter got off on the 3 in a bed activities (she also liked a bit of mild BDSM too which never really floated my boat).

 

It was actually great whilst it lasted and was nothing to do with my breaking up with the (then) missus, mum had long since found herself an even younger toyboy (they were still together when she died last year).

 

Very great care is required as your GF (probably) isn't aware. Now if mum comes on whilst daughter is there ...

 

damn you

the mind reels..........

56 minutes ago, atyclb said:

unable to advise in the absence of photos and specs of mother

 

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big breasted

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the mom is kind of attractive.

What more do you need?

On 10/12/2019 at 11:27 AM, OneMoreFarang said:

Introduce the horny mother to your friends. 

A photo says more than a thousand words.....

Get in there Lad 

 

Find an on-line forum populated by cynical, sarcastic, irreverent foreigners and ask for advice.

 

 

 

You'll pay the premium for mom's extra experience.. ???? 

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What to do when tgf mother comes onto you?

I have no idea as you have listed no ages. Maybe your wife is very young so you and her mother are about the same age? I had a friend who married a young woman at his age as he was older than her parents. He was in his 60's and she was in the early twenties. His mother in law used to call him uncle. 

Always good to sample different vintages.

12 minutes ago, aqua4 said:

Maybe your wife is very young so you and her mother are about the same age?

He doesn't have a wife, just a 'girlfriend'. He doesn't state his age. If he's 60 and mum is 40 and girlfriend is 20 then I know where I would choose to be. However, there's little information from the OP,  so it's hard to really comment seriously. It depends whether one's taste runs to young girls or nicely packaged MILFs.